Trashfire 3/18/22 - Pantsu's water breaks during Ralph's 24 hour stream - Update March 22nd: Shes's Giving Birth

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So what's the game plan? Assuming it's all bullshit, then the only thing he can do is claim the baby died and never mention it again outside of pity streams or claim that everything went well and then never mention the baby.

The plan is to eventually have a baby, maybe May even is pregnant at this moment with attempt #2. The timeline and the babies age will just not match up and they will hope the killstream fans are too dumb to figure it out.

 

[Jann_Hörn]

Josh Moon

That Josh moon guy.. I saw some hat saying he was a kid diddler. Guess I have no choice but to believe it

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Also re him driving there. I'm starting to wonder if the morbidly obese fuck is on a no fly list, he's done everything in his power to avoid flying the last few months, it's more effort than he puts into most things. Of course, it might just be he's too broke to fly.

I wonder if the warnings not to fly for 2 weeks after he had surgery to repair his orbital bone after his supposed beat down in Portugal were right and while he says the flight back to the US was all fine and dandy it really wasn't? We saw that he was a mess when he decided to stream right after getting home and especially with the famous debate where he had his whole ass handed to him by Mister Metokur and later chased off by MundaneMatt. Plus we know his eye still shows signs that it's messed up.

 

[Tiger Jack]

If Pantsu’s gonna be stuck up in Rochester for at least a month then Ralph must be over the moon right now. He doesn’t have to worry about her ruining his bowling party anymore!

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I can't wait to see Kagome Hinata Ralph's cute little smiling face!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Premature baby? Boy I’m sure hanging around an alcoholic angry midget with a penchant for beating women and chainsmoking cigars/weed had nothing to do with this at all!

 

[Tommy's Mom]

>Jewel and Attila deliver a drug-addicted baby girl two days ago
>baby is immediately taken away by CPS
>Pantsu goes "out of town" right after this
>Pantsu goes "into labor" a month early

I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but....

 

[Jack Awful]

The timeline and the babies age will just not match up and they will hope the killstream fans are too dumb to figure it out.

They are

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

first off its quite the hassle to be put on the no-fly list; even if you harass the ceo of an airline and say you'll rape his wife, the feds won't put you on it unless you really Ralphamale out on them.

second off there are no directs unless you use DCA and that just takes the trip time from 9 hours down to 5.

third off may could still miscarry. she could both give birth and have a dead baby. month early babies probably have a huge chance of that happening

why not have the baby at a local hospital? why drive nine hours and risk giving birth by yourself while driving?

pull into the nearest hospital parking lot and waddle in

 

[Jack Awful]

why not have the baby at a local hospital? why drive nine hours and risk giving birth by yourself while driving?

pull into the nearest hospital parking lot and waddle in

Because they're retards who don't actually care about the baby, so they thought "third trimester may is good to travel 7 hours to Rochester without Ralph! It'll be fine and there's no way she'll give birth early!"

Ralph also didn't want to go up until after his stream ended because "she'll be in labor for 24 hours". They legitimately don't care.

 

[The First Fag]

why not have the baby at a local hospital? why drive nine hours and risk giving birth by yourself while driving?

pull into the nearest hospital parking lot and waddle in

I have a couple of based schizo theories.
1. Someone extradited her because she's finally sick of his shit.
2. Ralph murdered her behind the local Arby's dumpster.
3. Minorities. Pure and simple.
4. Some combination thereof.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

Man Ralph doesn't deserve May. I'm not saying she's some sort of a catch, but Ralph is so fucking awful that Chantal is out of his league, the only pussy he should be pulling in is Yaniv. That's about the best he deserves.

She's a fucking pedo, dude. They absolutely deserve each other in a murder-suicide kinda way.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Assuming the kid isn't just gas, how much would you guys bet he's sitting there chatting with nurses about Null's dick not working and how weird that is.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

So the rational side of me is thinking that she’s probably just having a “false contractions” or a labor scare which is common for first time moms (unless her water did break).

I’m torn between there is a baby and it’s a fake to make mad donos after the “muh baby died you can’t make fun of me” arch.

Reasons I think it’s real:

• May did talk about the baby like it was real when talking to Ralph
• Gunt making dumb plans for the baby like a Vegas trip
• Ralph said how good May is at doing everything whiles being pregnant
• Gunt is a pretty good actor if May was fake vomiting in his PayDayLoan mobile
• I don’t want to believe anyone is so evil and shameless to fake a baby.

Reasons I think it’s fake

• No fucking way any mom new or old would agree to a bowling ally wedding/party like a week before the due date
• Bump was quite small
• May pretty hush about it on socials (maybe Ralph doesn’t let her post?)
• Ralph needs dem donos and to still be seen as a trad family man since he fucking destroyed his life with Xander.
• 0 info from people who are not May or Ralph. No stories of “so and so touched my belly to feel a kick” or what ever.

I don’t know, I just have to lean on my Christian beliefs and say that I hope the baby is healthy, real and maybe gets adopted by Oprah or some shit.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

I was curious exactly how long the drive would take

If The Gunt weren't so hell bent on being a one-man Road Rage Express I wonder how feasable other means of getting there in a timely manner would be? Not just a flight, but also trains and buses. Assuming he's not on various "Do Not Allow This Person On Board!" lists.

Imagine being more focused on beating Kino Casino than about your second guntling. Priorities.
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Is this from before or after he found out Pantsu was in labor?

 

[Chris Mclean]

Sadly this only makes the top 10 in worst things he's done.

For any other cow this would be a defcon 1 event while for Ralph its only saturday.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

This is really weird. Pantsu’s dad is probably at the animal hospital with her, thinking “what a piece of shit.”

 

[Jack Awful]

(unless her water did break).

I believe Ralph said specifically that her water broke.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

A fitting end to a season finale, How will the next one start? Baby #2 dying from SBS? Yet another pregnancy? Finding out that Ralph has a collection of penis photos he likes to imagine are Nulls? The kid belonging to another man?

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Imagine you’re ReRoll and this is the first thing you see

(Credit to whoever I stole this from)