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Why would someone shoot a man before throwing him out of plane? Seems rather unbecoming of a big guy.
Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.
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Well, it ain't started yet but I already want to shoot myself for the starting soon screen.
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oof tfw you gotta try to be a troon titty streamer
HOLY SHIT CHELSEA MANNING CALLED LUKE UP TO OFFER HIM SUPPORT WITH OPSEC! WE ARE AT DEFCOM LEVEL 5 NOW BOYS! WATCH YOUR ASSES!
HOLY SHIT CHELSEA MANNING CALLED LUKE UP TO OFFER HIM SUPPORT WITH OPSEC! WE ARE AT DEFCOM LEVEL 5 NOW BOYS! WATCH YOUR ASSES!
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This is my first post on this forum. I'm only somewhat familiar with Kiwifarms so I apologize in advance if my post is strange/obnoxious.
I know this person.
Lucas and I attended Westminster Secondary School together and we were actually good friends for many years. As proof I present this previously unseen photo of him from the time we were friends:
The first thing you might notice is the general state of the room. Lucas is a slob. His entire family are slobs. Food wrappers, old electronics, spilled drinks. The Roberts household was full of that kind of shit. At the time we were friends Lucas' developmentally disabled cousin was living with him. The kid's mom (Luke's mother's sister) was a meth-head who was determined by the state to be an unfit mother. The kid would literally piss in his room. Just stand up in the middle of a gaming session, walk over to the corner and piss. Luke used to yell at him constantly about it which is ironic because Luke's room was somehow worse than his cousin's open toilet. The mess in Luke's room was truly legendary. Ankle deep refuse, wrappers and discarded food. I once stepped on half a big mac that was dropped on the ground and left there for more than a week. One time, for no particular reason Luke threw chocolate pudding through a desk fan. He laughed gleefully as it splattered against the far wall. The pudding splatter remained there for around half a month before his father, Kingsley demanded that he clean it. Like most things Luke attempted, his cleaning effort was half-assed and pudding stains were visible for years. I simply cannot stress enough the deplorable state of Lucas' bedroom. The carpet was always moist. The walls always had some sort of dried liquid on them. You could smell the moldy, musky aroma from outside, in the hallway, with the door closed. Truly exceptional. The only one who ever bothered to clean anything or even cook a real meal was Kingsley, Luke's father. He was a pretty nice guy who I often feel sorry for. I shudder to imagine the state of their household without him.
In case you're wondering; the photo presented is not the room in question. Lucas' brother (Brandon) lived in their basement with his soft-spoken fiancé until Lucas was around 16/17. When they moved out and into their own home Lucas took over the basement and slept on the couch there until we parted ways as friends. His room upstairs sat unused and uncleaned until me and his other friends pressured him into cleaning it. The process was so stressful for Luke that it literally drove him to tears. The carpet had to be torn up and the room never smelled right afterwards.
Luke talked about being 'bullied' in highschool for being trans but the guy was a subject of derision long before he ever came out transgender, homosexual or whatever else. The guy was fucking odd. He would stare for long, uninterrupted periods at people without saying anything. He was touchy-feely with obviously straight guys. He was greasy and unkempt as a general rule and seemed to enjoy confusing people by spouting nonsense. Terrible posture, too.
A lot of people here seem to think Luke is engaging in sex acts with minors or at least grooming them for said acts. I never saw anything overtly pedophilic from Lucas but I'm fairly certain he was groomed himself. By Furries. When we were young teens he confided in me that he was a furry. This was during 4chan's 'kill all furries' phase so I think he thought I'd hate him for it. Truth be told I don't much care how a person gets their rocks off but I do have a problem with grown men giving pornography to children. He was, at the time a member of furry groups on Steam and Ventrillo. I never joined him in these chats but I do know that he was communicating with adults and exchanging furry porn with them. I suspected that there was e-sex going on as well. His furry phase ended after a while and I always wondered why until many years later a mutual friend of ours told me that Lucas had attempted to fuck a family pet. I say 'attempted' because it was a fucking chihuahua. The Roberts' had two god awful, shaky, yippy chihuahuas that would bark at the slightest noise or the friendliest stranger. Apparently the physics of fucking an aging, half-blind pocket dog isn't exactly conducive to busting a mad nut and the furry shit was quickly abandoned.
Beyond the dog thing his sexual predilections were peculiar. He claimed he liked petite women but seemed to spend time with them simply to imitate them. It was actually creepy, watching him engage with a pretty young woman only to begin to behave like her later that day. I'm not sure if you guys are familiar with autogynephilia but I'm pretty sure Luke is autogyno (sexually excited by the idea of being a girl). He engaged in group sex with other greasy trannies after connecting with a local LGBT support group. Most offensively he had casual sex with a former mutual friend of ours (another greasy nerd) while his parents slept in the next room. His mother was a notoriously light sleeper and the walls were paper-thin. Luke seemed to delight in telling me that everyone was uncomfortable in the morning except for him. Apparently him and the friend never even discussed anything before or after. Everyone just pretended it was a normal sleepover. Luke had a very hairy back and butt. The thought of that slimy dork penetrating Luke's hairy ass makes me wretch to this day.
In his teens Lucas came out as homosexual and eventually transgender. Everyone in his life was generally supportive. His personality began to change though. It was as if he had been bottling himself up his whole life and had suddenly been let loose without ever learning how to regulate. His touchy feely-ness became flirty-ness and borderline sexual assault (he would grab men by the crotch and proposition them directly). His jokey weirdness became seriousness and argumentativeness. It was around this time he became a socialist and an insufferable one at that. He has only ever read one book as far as I know. It was a book on Marxist-Leninism that he would quote verbatim in mid-argument as if it were gospel. It was around this time that we began to drift apart. I'm comfortable with having friends of all political persuasions and many socialist criticisms of our society are valid (in spirit at least) but no one wants to be around a person who is always looking for a debate.
The event that finally broke-up our friend group I'll summarize briefly: We had a mutual friend who came from a bad family. When he was 16 he was kicked out of his family home and had to rely on welfare/friends to get by. He was kind of a prick but generally endearing so the Roberts let him stay with them. He got a girlfriend while he was living with them and Luke fell in love with her immediately. I think she was his first gf so it didn't last long. After it fell apart Lucas immediately moved in and attempted to fuck/become that girl. The resulting blowup saw that friend kicked out of Lucas' place. The combination of trying to fuck the ex and reducing the friend to near homelessness turned everyone off of Luke for good.
That's the best I can do summarizing my experiences with Lucas John Roberts. There are other oddities but this shit is already pretty long and boring. Thanks for reading.
tl;dr Lucas is an autogyno coomer who lives in trash and was groomed by furries into fucking a dog
I know this person.
Lucas and I attended Westminster Secondary School together and we were actually good friends for many years. As proof I present this previously unseen photo of him from the time we were friends:
The first thing you might notice is the general state of the room. Lucas is a slob. His entire family are slobs. Food wrappers, old electronics, spilled drinks. The Roberts household was full of that kind of shit. At the time we were friends Lucas' developmentally disabled cousin was living with him. The kid's mom (Luke's mother's sister) was a meth-head who was determined by the state to be an unfit mother. The kid would literally piss in his room. Just stand up in the middle of a gaming session, walk over to the corner and piss. Luke used to yell at him constantly about it which is ironic because Luke's room was somehow worse than his cousin's open toilet. The mess in Luke's room was truly legendary. Ankle deep refuse, wrappers and discarded food. I once stepped on half a big mac that was dropped on the ground and left there for more than a week. One time, for no particular reason Luke threw chocolate pudding through a desk fan. He laughed gleefully as it splattered against the far wall. The pudding splatter remained there for around half a month before his father, Kingsley demanded that he clean it. Like most things Luke attempted, his cleaning effort was half-assed and pudding stains were visible for years. I simply cannot stress enough the deplorable state of Lucas' bedroom. The carpet was always moist. The walls always had some sort of dried liquid on them. You could smell the moldy, musky aroma from outside, in the hallway, with the door closed. Truly exceptional. The only one who ever bothered to clean anything or even cook a real meal was Kingsley, Luke's father. He was a pretty nice guy who I often feel sorry for. I shudder to imagine the state of their household without him.
In case you're wondering; the photo presented is not the room in question. Lucas' brother (Brandon) lived in their basement with his soft-spoken fiancé until Lucas was around 16/17. When they moved out and into their own home Lucas took over the basement and slept on the couch there until we parted ways as friends. His room upstairs sat unused and uncleaned until me and his other friends pressured him into cleaning it. The process was so stressful for Luke that it literally drove him to tears. The carpet had to be torn up and the room never smelled right afterwards.
Luke talked about being 'bullied' in highschool for being trans but the guy was a subject of derision long before he ever came out transgender, homosexual or whatever else. The guy was fucking odd. He would stare for long, uninterrupted periods at people without saying anything. He was touchy-feely with obviously straight guys. He was greasy and unkempt as a general rule and seemed to enjoy confusing people by spouting nonsense. Terrible posture, too.
A lot of people here seem to think Luke is engaging in sex acts with minors or at least grooming them for said acts. I never saw anything overtly pedophilic from Lucas but I'm fairly certain he was groomed himself. By Furries. When we were young teens he confided in me that he was a furry. This was during 4chan's 'kill all furries' phase so I think he thought I'd hate him for it. Truth be told I don't much care how a person gets their rocks off but I do have a problem with grown men giving pornography to children. He was, at the time a member of furry groups on Steam and Ventrillo. I never joined him in these chats but I do know that he was communicating with adults and exchanging furry porn with them. I suspected that there was e-sex going on as well. His furry phase ended after a while and I always wondered why until many years later a mutual friend of ours told me that Lucas had attempted to fuck a family pet. I say 'attempted' because it was a fucking chihuahua. The Roberts' had two god awful, shaky, yippy chihuahuas that would bark at the slightest noise or the friendliest stranger. Apparently the physics of fucking an aging, half-blind pocket dog isn't exactly conducive to busting a mad nut and the furry shit was quickly abandoned.
Beyond the dog thing his sexual predilections were peculiar. He claimed he liked petite women but seemed to spend time with them simply to imitate them. It was actually creepy, watching him engage with a pretty young woman only to begin to behave like her later that day. I'm not sure if you guys are familiar with autogynephilia but I'm pretty sure Luke is autogyno (sexually excited by the idea of being a girl). He engaged in group sex with other greasy trannies after connecting with a local LGBT support group. Most offensively he had casual sex with a former mutual friend of ours (another greasy nerd) while his parents slept in the next room. His mother was a notoriously light sleeper and the walls were paper-thin. Luke seemed to delight in telling me that everyone was uncomfortable in the morning except for him. Apparently him and the friend never even discussed anything before or after. Everyone just pretended it was a normal sleepover. Luke had a very hairy back and butt. The thought of that slimy dork penetrating Luke's hairy ass makes me wretch to this day.
In his teens Lucas came out as homosexual and eventually transgender. Everyone in his life was generally supportive. His personality began to change though. It was as if he had been bottling himself up his whole life and had suddenly been let loose without ever learning how to regulate. His touchy feely-ness became flirty-ness and borderline sexual assault (he would grab men by the crotch and proposition them directly). His jokey weirdness became seriousness and argumentativeness. It was around this time he became a socialist and an insufferable one at that. He has only ever read one book as far as I know. It was a book on Marxist-Leninism that he would quote verbatim in mid-argument as if it were gospel. It was around this time that we began to drift apart. I'm comfortable with having friends of all political persuasions and many socialist criticisms of our society are valid (in spirit at least) but no one wants to be around a person who is always looking for a debate.
The event that finally broke-up our friend group I'll summarize briefly: We had a mutual friend who came from a bad family. When he was 16 he was kicked out of his family home and had to rely on welfare/friends to get by. He was kind of a prick but generally endearing so the Roberts let him stay with them. He got a girlfriend while he was living with them and Luke fell in love with her immediately. I think she was his first gf so it didn't last long. After it fell apart Lucas immediately moved in and attempted to fuck/become that girl. The resulting blowup saw that friend kicked out of Lucas' place. The combination of trying to fuck the ex and reducing the friend to near homelessness turned everyone off of Luke for good.
That's the best I can do summarizing my experiences with Lucas John Roberts. There are other oddities but this shit is already pretty long and boring. Thanks for reading.
tl;dr Lucas is an autogyno coomer who lives in trash and was groomed by furries into fucking a dog
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In the first fucking minute and we already have "I dindu nuffin".
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No amount of sperging and buzz words will ever have even a sliver of the amount of power as the number 41.
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I can’t blame ya
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I was watching and then this kike interrupted the stream with an ad break. God damn this is just neo-television. From what I heard he's already denying any responsibility and his reasoning for why people hate him is just "they're jealous of my success"
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"We will always win in the end...well 59% of us will"
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Communism should be about saving that male pattern baldness hairline.
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Good god that into song was ear rape. Now I know what the audio form of a ratio is.
Edit- Waitaminnit was that stupid song the entire thing?
Second edit - Wait no twitch was just retarded on me. Shit like this is why I like streams on youtube.
Edit- Waitaminnit was that stupid song the entire thing?
Second edit - Wait no twitch was just retarded on me. Shit like this is why I like streams on youtube.
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They typically brag in trans-positive spaces like Twitter, Reddit, etc because they are aware (consciously or unconsciously) that they will receive affirmation and acceptance from the people in those spaces. Dissenters in those spaces will be quickly silenced. They are aware that those levels of hyper-acceptance are exclusive to those online spaces. So, when they are out in the real world, they do everything in their power to stealth and “pass” because they realize that they are most likely to be rejected. Real life is not a hyper-accepting safe space like Twitter.
Also, Keffal is live right now and is saying that we are jealous of a trans person being successful or some shit.
His intro screen is concentrated cancer
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"the people who are mad at me are mad because I'm so successful" 
This idiot does their big 15 minutes of fame all-hands stream, and it has 1/2 of the viewers that Josh had in his pre-stream chat for this week's MATI.
All the rest of it is generic dindu nuffin and "these accusations aren't worth responding to".
This idiot does their big 15 minutes of fame all-hands stream, and it has 1/2 of the viewers that Josh had in his pre-stream chat for this week's MATI.
All the rest of it is generic dindu nuffin and "these accusations aren't worth responding to".
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LMAO I JUST GOT MENTIONED IN THE STREAM
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Let me know when he finds a successful tranny in his circle.
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I cannot believe that someone paid for an ad to play. I didn't even know that was possible.
Mother fucker is refreshing the page because he called us out as "malding" because there were ads lmao
Mother fucker is refreshing the page because he called us out as "malding" because there were ads lmao
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" I groomed children. I will not say sorry. I did nothing wrong."
Well we are dealing with the delusion that involved chopping off your penis
Well we are dealing with the delusion that involved chopping off your penis
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Oh fuck he's calling out @Flamenco now! Watch your ass you stupid commentary channel! You're hate only gives him more exposure and more twitter followers which is worth more than gold!
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"I'm winning, my enemies are losing" lol this sad man thinks he's the hero of his own movie
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Keffals: “Putin is invading Ukraine! What a monster! Please sign so he can notice me!”
Also Keffals a few months ago: “I always wanted to ratio the presidents of countries that been threatened by Russia for years!”
