Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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I don't know which tweet Keffals will delete or the most uninteresting tweets that aren't interesting, might become interesting in the near future. That is why I am archiving everything.
Sure, archive it all (or set up an auto-archiver actually, fuck doing even archiving manually for thousands of tweets, goddamn), that's fine. But you don't have to screenshot every single one or write the tweets out or whatever ridiculous thing you said you were going to do in addition to archiving.
 
You claim to not be familiar with KF but use the term troon several times. This is not common outside of very specific communities like KF, ED, SA, lolcow.farm, and certain 4/8chan boards. Unless you have picked this up very recently by lurking, it doesn't make sense to me that you would use it without some familiarity of lolcow culture. You also use the full name of the cow, presumably for SEO purposes. This is not normal for a tangential person who joined just to share the dirt they had.

It is very common for cows (or associates) to try to flood their own thread with disinformation to muddy the waters or misdirect criticism. The information you have provided is appreciated if it is legitimate, but you have to understand there being some amount of skepticism. I don't expect you to doxx yourself but it is understood that everything on this website is hearsay until verified by a second party. This is especially true if the poster has joined extremely recently.

You have posted a picture that appears to be of Lucas so I am inclined to believe you. I would still ask how you came across this thread so early and what your familiarity with this side of the internet is. Again, I don't want to come across as aggressive, but it I were Keffals my next step after DFE would be to enlist my discord friends to flood this thread with misinfo. Janke attempted the same tactic just a couple months ago.
There are plenty of other places on the internet that use the term 'troon'. I picked it up from 4chan where I enjoy shitposting on /tv/ and lurking on /pol/.

I was aware of Luke's twitch as I occasionally check in on his social media out of morbid curiosity. I heard about DesTiny being banned and when people started posting Luke's picture on 4chan in association with the ban it was a surreal experience to be sure. I knew something was up so I did a quick google and found this thread. Tbh I think the person posting Luke on /pol/ is Luke himself as it is usually formatted trollishly, coming from a Canadian IP.

As to why I'd share all of this: I really hate him. He's an awful, awful person. I'm happy to add any fuel to the fire that I can. If anything I've said sounds too fantastical to believe then I'm not sure what to tell you. This place tracks lolcows doesn't it? Luke is probably pretty tame in comparison to some of the people talked about on here.

I won't be doxxing myself. If you want to confirm my statements maybe look into the FBs of Luke's family? His brother and his gf lived with them for a long time. Might be pictures of the dogs on there.
 
Sure, archive it all (or set up an auto-archiver actually, fuck doing even archiving manually for thousands of tweets, goddamn), that's fine. But you don't have to screenshot every single one or write the tweets out or whatever ridiculous thing you said you were going to do in addition to archiving.
Can't do auto=archive without Twitter API approval. Which take forever and I don't know if Twitter will hand that out. I ask NULL about this and he told me I have to get API for that.
 
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Found a certain troon in the wild. Spamming their shitty gif trying to get attention.
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literal non stop attention seeking over and over
 
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From Lucas' photoshoot with CanadaT-Girl. Some of the images in the set have been lost to time. jesus fuck how do I hide the attachments OH GOD NOTHING MAKES THEM GO AWAY
Me, an actual vagina-haver, right, reacting to Luke's gross, goopy "vagina", left, as he spreads it open to expose his weird, long, protruding proboscis "clit"
 

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Me, an actual vagina-haver, right, reacting to Luke's gross, goopy "vagina", left, as he spreads it open to expose his weird, long, protruding proboscis "clit"
The farms has been great to get high and look at bad GRS and this is no different. If Yaniv was going for the coin slot pussy, I think this should be called the dog asshole pussy.
 
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Found a certain troon in the wild. Spamming their shitty gif trying to get attention.
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literal non stop attention seeking over and over
does hasan ever respond to them, kind of intrigued by this relationship, he does seem to support lucas, like raiding his stream or retweeting stuff related, but i haven't seen him replying or interacting with lucas directly on twitter at least, it reminds me of this gem

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gimme them islams boys
Pretty sure he's totally flaccid there, but trying to hold it in a way that makes it look hard. He was likely so hopped up on hormones that he couldn't achieve/maintain an erection at that point.

This is a common, and ironic, complaint in trannies that refuse to put their money where their mouths are and get the snip because being a feminized man with tits is their end game: their dicks don't work so great anymore; some can't get hard at all, some can but have major difficulties staying hard, some can kinda stay hard but can't orgasm, and those that can orgasm (usually after a very long time and much effort) often have very low-intensity, unsatisfying orgasms.

Weird, almost like arbitrarily fucking with such a fundamental biological process to live out a fetish is dumb and ill-advised!
 
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From Lucas' photoshoot with CanadaT-Girl. Some of the images in the set have been lost to time. jesus fuck how do I hide the attachments OH GOD NOTHING MAKES THEM GO AWAY
Curses, curiosity killed the cat... However after averting my eyes from Nurgles Trench now I cannot stop laughing at the top row of pictures.
Just look at his shitty hooker cosplay straight out of some B-tier movie and those DEAD EYES and AUTISTIC SMILE. Because of that sexless head/face it almost looks like it's photoshopped on! My sides are in orbit!

Congrats Kegel, for a moment you passed as a Hollywood trope Sovjet Union hooker named Svetlana. Ahahaha!
 
If i've got some free time I could maybe make a postal 2 mod with him in it.
That sounds awesome

Do you mean that weird chibi thing hanging itself? I imagine that's easier to do than making a gif of Keffals himself hanging himself lol
Yeah thats what I'm talking about
 
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