DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Sixshot]

So if DSP was going to save 2500 ( or more ) a month by refinancing his mortgage and still pay for 2 condos how much more does he have to spend on doordash and WWE Champions now.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Unfortunately

I struggled with her on playthrough 1 (greatsword strength build).

On playthrough 2 I did bleed katanas and she was trivial at best. Bleed OP.

I wouldn't be surprised if he swaps builds to something Cheesier like rivers of blood or moonveil.

Now that I've caught up with a few other streamers playing, he seems to be going the route of Jump attack staggering wearing the same Raptor Chestpiece and talisman(+20% jump attack damage) so if anything, he will do the same as I've seen ATP and Asmongold which is a lot of spacing and jump attacks. She's easily staggerable.

At this point I've lost all interest counting on him getting to her in a reasonable time. Low key think he's hoping for a nerf by the time he gets to her. The only thing that will set off my sussybaka meter is his correct positioning on the Waterfowl attack which is what everyone has a problem with.

If anything, the levels from here on spike up in difficulty and he's already whining after the Bell-Bearing Hunter fight. It was taking it 4 hits to kill Phil, which is fine for his position so I suspect it was another premature fire off of a critique when he hasn't even got to the point. He's also way overleveled so when he is at an appropriate area, mobs don't need 10+ hits to kill.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Do you think DSP will get all of his adult taxes done tonight?

 

[PinkRibbonScars]

I'm most hyped for the Mohg Lord Of Blood fight. He hits like a truck, spams blood(loss) everywhere, has the most unpredictable moveset in the game, and has an arena filled with gravestones which Phil will constantly get stuck on because he has no positoning. Oh, and Nihil

 

[dieFlaute]

Damn dude still around?

 

[David Davidson]

I'm most hyped for the Mohg Lord Of Blood fight. He hits like a truck, spams blood(loss) everywhere, has the most unpredictable moveset in the game, and has an arena filled with gravestones which Phil will constantly get stuck on because he has no positoning. Oh, and Nihil

Except there is a gimmick item to prevent the Nihil damage that Phil will "stumble upon". Malenia is probably the most difficult imo.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Do you think DSP will get all of his adult taxes done tonight?

Yup working on this hard all night

Note the event is here for your PIGGY BANK

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

A bit off-topic but earlier someone tipped to tell Phil about a Hawaiian barbecue place in Seattle and he said it was too far away because he lives in "a suburb of Seattle about 30 to 35 minutes away."

Quantum Seattle I suppose, just the other month he was claiming that it was over an hour away when someone checked Google Maps.

 

[RandyFries]

A bit off-topic but earlier someone tipped to tell Phil about a Hawaiian barbecue place in Seattle and he said it was too far away because he lives in "a suburb of Seattle about 30 to 35 minutes away."

Quantum Seattle I suppose, just the other month he was claiming that it was over an hour away when someone checked Google Maps.

Wrong! It’s an hour away when he drives. If he ordered delivery it would only be 30 to 35 minutes because delivery drivers will drive on the freeway and make left turns which DSP won’t.

 

[Tears for T]

Since there's at least some thought that "Emil H" is zoya and zoya is snowkarl, chances of a $1k+ chargeback saga?

I just hate sharing that tards nationality and first name.

 

[Q_Anon1001]

He only earns money from youtube and patreon so they'll most likely send him some form of 1099. That he could probably take to some h and r block and be done with it in an hour or two. So this guy is seriously trying to write of/deduct anything that he can?

 

[Sugar Puppet]

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i feel like gay ops are probably going on all the time in dsp chat, it's just that they're too fucking retarded to stand out amongst the crowd of retards

That person and a lot of the regulars in Phil's current chat would be banned if he moderated his chat like he did on Twitch.
I think he's at least somewhat aware now that if he bans people for minor things like "derailing", sneak dissing or mentioning detractors he'd be sitting on stream looking at an empty chat like an idiot like he did when he first turned on sub only mode.

 

[Lazycunt]

He only earns money from youtube and patreon so they'll most likely send him some form of 1099. That he could probably take to some h and r block and be done with it in an hour or two. So this guy is seriously trying to write of/deduct anything that he can?

I mean you get companies like google and apple that manage to pay next to no tax.
I can't fault that phill for trying it on, still hate the cunt though
Phill doesn't realise if he wasn't such a cunt, Not so many people would really care that much instead he has us faggots who he shit stirs and then bitches at his audience like they have control on a fucking forum when we say something about him that is false and not true but also don't read the farms.


If phill got audited, would it be a shitshow with how he spends and accesses his money that coupled with the intertwining of buisness and personal expenditures?

Also am I the only one who wants phill to get into politics and kick up the hornets nest that is hasans fans

 

[PieceofShet]

So let me get this straight.

He doesnt stream monday night to do taxes... but the next day he is off. Cant he do that on tuesday? Dont have to answer.

 

[Peko]

I'm most hyped for the Mohg Lord Of Blood fight. He hits like a truck, spams blood(loss) everywhere, has the most unpredictable moveset in the game, and has an arena filled with gravestones which Phil will constantly get stuck on because he has no positoning. Oh, and Nihil

At what point do you reach Mohg without doing Varre's quest line? Phil doesn't have the cajones to do invasions so there's no way he's getting in that way. Either way with how much Phil reads on guides, there's no way he's going in without Mohg's Shackle, the cure physik for the curse, and fuck it probably "randomly" stumble upon the spell that gives you insane fire resist.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

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[SkippyLongbottom]

So let me get this straight.

He doesnt stream monday night to do taxes... but the next day he is off. Cant he do that on tuesday? Dont have to answer.

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I'm sure we weren't really counting on him to be working hard on them in the first place.

At what point do you reach Mohg without doing Varre's quest line? Phil doesn't have the cajones to do invasions so there's no way he's getting in that way. Either way with how much Phil reads on guides, there's no way he's going in without Mohg's Shackle, the cure physik for the curse, and fuck it probably "randomly" stumble upon the spell that gives you insane fire resist.

After Lyndell, in the southwest corner of the snowfield that needs the other "secret'' lift medallion to get to, there is one of those portals there. A bit tucked away.

It's going to be a month or two at this rate till he even touches Malenia.

 

[Lazycunt]

So let me get this straight.

He doesnt stream monday night to do taxes... but the next day he is off. Cant he do that on tuesday? Dont have to answer.

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Like I was saying he treats his business as its a 9 to 5 so he doesn't think he should have to "do taxes" on his day off that's a day for champions and gin, phill the only people this effects are you there's no co-worker to take up the slack, you own your buisness it's success depends on you, taxes that you year in and year, you don't pay properly or put money aside for either

You blame detractors for your bad behaviour and tax's ......

This may pain you phill but you are in fact responsible for your reaction and actions its not trolls fault leana left you or your friends its yours you cheapskate shit cunt, family is another word you like to throw out like it actually means anything to you


It's fine to leave shit to last minute but don't blame your bad planning and time management on viewers or the task that you left till the last second and don't try and guilt trip your audience for more money while doing less work like you bitched at Sony for incorrectly I might add.

 

[PieceofShet]

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NGL, this has to be the most pathetic thing he did recently. And for the second time. Its a fukin tweet.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

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Things DSP will never forget

• not getting the Wolverine figure early.
• BK ChiKing sandwich.
• 4th place at EVO.
• Jacking it in front of chat.
• Keemstar "you're still on mission one."
• Being departnered by Twitch.
• His basic ass tweet on the Oscar's incident.

Feel free to point out if I missed some things.

Anyways this might as well be his legacy, being a joke 90% of the time, combined with his lukewarm Tweets.

I don't think I have seen someone humble brag this fucking much over a tweet.

You know you are a NEET when a tweet is the highlight of your last 10 years.