Share Your School Stories - Weirdos, freaks, and idiots (self-inclusion optional)

[NerdShamer]

Anyone else have the naruto kid in school? We had one, she would wear the headband and run around hiding behind shit, even the hand movement bs.

Had an Asian kid in 4th grade who (poorly) imitated the voices of whatever he saw on TV during lunch, complete with the gestures. I didn't pay much attention to him because that shit weirded me out. wasn't sure if he did Naruto, but I won't be surprised.

 

[Soycast Guy]

I found out years later that my 6th grade teacher thought all the boys in the class were jacking off to her. We were 11 and 12 year olds by the way. I’m not sure what disturbs me more. The fact that she imagined young boys masturbating to her, or that she actually thought she was hot. She was middle aged if I haven’t mentioned.

 

[seri0us]

I found out years later that my 6th grade teacher thought all the boys in the class were jacking off to her. We were 11 and 12 year olds by the way. I’m not sure what disturbs me more. The fact that she imagined young boys masturbating to her, or that she actually thought she was hot. She was middle aged if I haven’t mentioned.

How did you find out about something like that

 

[Soycast Guy]

How did you find out about something like that

Went downstairs one day and my parents told me about it. I really have no idea how they found it out, didn’t really bother to ask them.

At the very least, I could tell she was a huge narcissist. Was completely obsessed with herself. A bitch too.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Reading through this thread. This one in particular caught my eye:

In gym class we had a dance unit so A day B day gym classes were combined. We end up doing the Macarena

God, I wish we did anything like the Macarena in our gym dances. No, we had to do square dancing. The exact same square dances. For all 4 years of high school. I get PTSD whenever square dancing is referenced in media.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Reading through this thread. This one in particular caught my eye:

God, I wish we did anything like the Macarena in our gym dances. No, we had to do square dancing. The exact same square dances. For all 4 years of high school. I get PTSD whenever square dancing is referenced in media.

ooooh You just brought up repressed memories of dancing to hillbilly music in middle and high school. Gotta go drink those memories back where they belong.

 

[snailslime]

in high school, a girl started hitting another girl over the head with a lock from a locker over some trans slur or something. it was a super ghetto fight and they both got expelled

 

[Florence]

Reading through this thread. This one in particular caught my eye:

God, I wish we did anything like the Macarena in our gym dances. No, we had to do square dancing. The exact same square dances. For all 4 years of high school. I get PTSD whenever square dancing is referenced in media.

We had to do Indian dancing in PE once (for some reason). You’re probably wondering what song they chose for us — maybe some well-known traditional song?

Spoiler: …Not quite.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

There was this super annoying kid that rode my bus. One time in 3rd grade, he wouldn't shut the fuck up about some Pokemon card he finally got his parents to buy him. I casually said that it sucked that they just announced they were going to make Pokemon cards illegal in the United States and he started crying like a little bitch.

This story wouldn't really be anything of note, except that someone I know that works with him recently told me he tells this story to people to explain how I'm the most evil person he ever met even though 23 years have passed since that day. Almost every person he tells this story to has no idea who the fuck I am since he works in the state capital that is like 300 miles from where we grew up. On top of that, I never had an interaction with this kid after the 5th grade due to getting sent to junior high.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

We had to do Indian dancing in PE once (for some reason). You’re probably wondering what song they chose for us — maybe some well-known traditional song?

Spoiler: …Not quite.

Bruh, I'm actually jealous. That song is legit fire, and I would've gotten the fuck down had they done this in my PE class (almost certainly making myself a laughingstock in the process because I can't dance worth a shit).

 

[Shidoen]

I saw a gay guy flirting with an obviously not interested man. The receiver proceeded to wwe slam the gay guy into a lunch table and a riot broke out. Of course I finished shitting in the bathroom which then gave me the idea to stay in there for a good 20 minutes.

 

[Heavy Duty Boots]

We had to do Indian dancing in PE once (for some reason). You’re probably wondering what song they chose for us — maybe some well-known traditional song?

Spoiler: …Not quite.

This reminds me of the time the 'tism lads and me would randomly sing a pajeet song, and once put it through the school's speaker, it was this classic

Tunak Tunak Tun

 

[SaltyFanta]

We had to do Indian dancing in PE once (for some reason). You’re probably wondering what song they chose for us — maybe some well-known traditional song?

Spoiler: …Not quite.

I suspect we went to the same school. Same thing happened when I was in primary school. Must be weird to be Indian, knowing the most popular piece of media out of your country sounds like a Nokia ringtone.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

One time, me and two of my friends snuck out of choir class through an open window when the really, really annoying substitute teacher was in.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

It was the year 1999, high school. I had a classmate who was a VCR recording hobbyist, and occasionally I asked him for some stuff to record from TV channels on a VHS. I once asked him to record several Sonic Underground episodes on a tape, because then my 12 year old brother was a huge Sonic fan and wanted to collect some tapes with the cartoon. He agreed to do so, but it turned out I chose the completely wrong time for such a request. My classmate was also asked by his friend to record some porn flick from a *don't-recall-its-name* TV channel, because he eventually got a date with some girl tonight and wanted to score with her. Because of that, my classmate had to give away two VHS copies on the same day. The funniest thing about this case is what I had no idea about all this at all, until that goddamned day: once I received my copy and came back from school, I was going to watch the tape just to check out if everything is alright. Once I put the tape into the video player and played the tape, I got a footage of a lady sucking some dude's dick, and I outrageously screamed at the TV with the "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT??!!!" line. My brother has heard this and ran into my scream, and thank God I managed to turn off the video player before he walked into my room. He asked me what happened, to which I answered: "Bro, that's not Sonic". I was fucking mad at my retarded classmate and even wanted to beat the shit out of him. Fortunately for him, when I met him at school his face was literally covered with of bunch of bruises and plasters. He immediately said: "Yeah, yeah, I know I fucked up, man, I'm so sorry". I asked him what happened to his face, and he was like: "My mate has gone mad at me, because I promised him a hot porn tape he would watch with his girlfriend this night, but fuck no, it was Sonic! What a mischance, goddammit". After this, I thought he had enough and decided to not start the conflict.

As a massive Sonic fan in my pre-teen days, which included having the entirety of Underground on DVD, this hit me way harder than I was expecting. Imagine, popping a supposed porn VHS into the VCR, you and your girl undressed, getting ready to set the mood for a night of sweet lovemaking, only for you to hear THIS instead:

VYSE'S EARDRUM-BUSTING CHALLENGE: Turn your volume all the way up and watch the video all the way through to get the full effect.
HARD MODE: With headphones on.

If you didn't understand why that dude was pissed off to the point where he beat the dumbass who didn't even label the VHSs black and blue, you certainly do now.

 

[Pneumatic]

Back in middle school I got in trouble with local law enforcement for allegedly telling a retarded kid that if he didn't kill himself I'd kill him over a public group chat.
Oddly enough I dont remember actually typing that out. I have no recollection of saying that and its just not the kind of person I am. Of course nobody believed me and I was threatened with legal action but I genuinely to this day do not take responsibility for what was said. The incident kind of ostracized me and I went into high school with a bad taste in my mouth so to speak. Still not sure what to make of the whole thing.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I was told by a science teacher in middle school, probably 6th grade, that nobody has ever been to outer space.

Man has only ever traveled to inner space. Which is everything inside the asteroid belt. Beyond that is outer space.

 

[Slit]

Be me.
Be in first grade.
Be half Spanish half Amerimutt.
Speak only English.
Get put into ESL because of mixed heritage.
Sit in ESL confused and unable to complete assignments due to not speaking Spanish for an indeterminate amount of time.
Teacher keeps looking at you not doing anything but looking around.
Make teacher think you are retarded by turning in blank assignment.
Finally say in perfect English "I don't know how to do this paper I think it's written in Spanish"
Get sent back to regular class without a word.
Be confused at what the hell happened for years afterward.

 

[PaleTay]

I switched out of an accelerated class with my high school crush, she retook it the next year and asked for help with a unit and I didn't put much time into trying to help her (grading was super specific for that unit and I didn't want to mess her up because it had been a year since I last took it), and I had a lot of family tragedies in high school and she was the only close friend I just kind of ignored instead of opening up to. In hindsight I was a pretty stupid and a shit friend.

 

[The Dark Souls of Retards]

There was this one autistic kid a grade below me who brought legos to every class he was in. The teachers kind of tolerated him cause his grades were passable, but one day he dropped whatever the fuck he was making which disrupted a whole geography class. The teacher got mad and said "You need to stop playing with toys in my class" and the kid said "I decline your request". Don't know what happened to that guy.