Lolcow Jase Cresswell - Mentally retarded sperg, serial threat maker, autist

Ted Kaczynski

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Introduction:
Jase Cresswell is an 19 year old (as of 2022) mentally retarded young adult who uploads vlogs on Youtube where he often says things that are either violent or disturbing. Most of his videos detail his life in a group home for mentally handicapped people and his experience in his high school's special education program. The most noteworthy vlogs that Jase makes involve him being angry at people who inconvenience him. In these videos, he often makes threats of violence to these people and will call them the forbidden nigger-word as an insult.


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Family & Early Life:
Not much is known about Jase’s early life and family, yet he will occasionally state personal details about his life in his videos sporadically. Jase Cresswell claims to be from Michigan where he was raised by his mother and father. He claims that his father, Kelly Cresswell, was abusive. The extent to which Jase's father was abusive is unclear as Jase uses the word "abuse" frequently to describe minor inconveniences he faces at his group home. Jase does claim that his mother abused him although he alleges that she abandoned him by sending him to his group home where he currently resides in Houston. He has vaguely alluded that his mother sent him to a group home him in response to something that he did (possibly a violent outburst).

It is unclear why Jase was sent to a group home in Houston as opposed to one in Michigan where his family supposedly lives. He claims to have had a brother who died when he was young. He also seems to have a sister whose name is possibly Alissa Metoff. He appears to have uploaded videos to an account belonging to Alissa prior to creating his own account in June 2021. His last upload on Alissa’s account was in December 2018. He also has a sister named Hannah. In one tutorial video that Jase made on how to clear space from a phone, some screenshots of his text messages appeared on screen where he seemed to be in a heated argument with his sister Hannah about not being able to see her kids anymore because of his mental instability.
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Text Messages in top left photo:
Hannah: Give me the number now
Jase: I’m not going to give you the number until you calm the f*** down. You better calm down before I come up there and kill Mr. Matt
Hannah: Give me the number please
Jase: No not until you calm down right now you need to learn to stop being so angry easily you need to go to anger management class

Text Messages in top right photo:
Jase: Yes and you better let me come cuz I’m going to destroy Texas Hannah as well
Hannah: You’re not coming I can’t trust you around my children
Jase: I am not going to hurt your children stop acting like Kelly Cresswell right now. And listen Hannah you need to stop saying that you don’t trust me around our beautiful children cuz what if you keep doing that I will. I’m really really really pissed off right now.
Hannah: They’re not your children.
Jase: They’re my niece and nephew

Text messages in bottom right are too blurry to decipher

What’s Wrong With Jase?:
Jase claims that he has autism and depression which are likely both true, however Jase is almost certainly also mentally retarded. He speaks in a strange way, and frequently lashes out in autistic tard rage at minor problems.

YouTube Content:
Jase’s most interesting content is his vlogs. However, he also uploads videos testing out video editing effects from the app Mega Photo. He has uploaded some videos several times each with different effects added making it hard to find videos which actually contain interesting content. Other videos are screen recordings of him playing phone games such as Minecraft PE and Kick the Buddy. Earlier this year, one of his videos of him playing Kick the Buddy received 115k views which lead to him gaining over 300 subscribers in under a month
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Many of these new subscribers are presumably young children. Many of his videos are listed as being made for kids despite the use of racial slurs, swearing, and violent threats. It is not known whether Jase lists these videos as being made for kids or if YouTube automatically lists them as being made for kids. In either case, Jase does not understand that when videos are listed as being made for kids, you cannot comment under them.
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There are some videos of Jase’s that allow comments simply because they are automatically age-restricted by YouTube. Most of these seem to be the ones with the gamer word in the title.
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Jase and School:
We know that Jase currently attends George Bush High School which is part of the Fort Bend Independent School District. Here, Jase claims to be dating a woman named Crystal who is also mentally retarded. Jase has featured her in a few videos and uses a picture of them together on his social media accounts including the cover photo for his channel. She appears to be more mentally retarded than Jase since she seems to have trouble speaking and generally acts like a retarded hippopotamus.
Here is a video of her speaking.

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Retarded Things He Has Said/Done:
Many of Jase’s vlogs are him ranting angrily, and in his rage, he has said several offensive things:
• Threatened to beat the shit out of one of his teachers for unclear reasons. Called her the gamer word.
• Called Donald Trump "nigger" and threatened to kill him. Possibly because Jase believed him to be responsible for the coronavirus.
• Called his dad nigger and threatened to kill him. Proceeds to accuse his dad of racism for calling him nigger even though Jase himself called him nigger throughout the video.
• Recorded himself pissing in a toilet without any censoring. The tip of his penis was exposed for part of the video.
• Pissed in the bed of someone else in his group home for unclear reasons. Towards the end of this video, you can see the tip of his penis.
• Made a video complaining about not being able to log into his school WiFi while also being on the toilet. You can hear him shitting loudly throughout the video. [10]
• Claimed he wanted to kill everyone in China, North Korea and South Korea for creating the corona virus.
• Got into a fight with a special ed teacher named Coach Malone where for reasons that Jase left unclear, Coach Malone punched him in the chest and left a bruise on his chest. Jase also claims that Coach Malone stabbed him with a pencil, but Jase did not appear to have any markings on his chest that could have been made by a pencil. Jase was so outraged about this fight, that he uploaded four videos ranting about the experience.

• Threatened to beat one of his teachers for preventing him from seeing being around his girlfriend Crystal.
• Uploaded a few videos of him antagonizing another group home member named James who is more severely mentally handicapped than him. He has pinched him and called him retarded despite being retarded himself.
• Uploaded two videos on Christmas Day 2021 in tears from not getting any presents from Santa. (first is at top of page)
• Blamed the Chinese >people who made his tablet after breaking it. (See below)
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• Recorded himself showing off a booger he picked that looked cool to him.
• Recorded himself shitting, posted the result to tiktok

Some of Jase’s musings on the current political climate in America today.
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Jase begging for Walmart gift cards in the comment section
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Jase frequently finds himself at odds with YouTube’s copyright system over background music in his videos.
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Channels:
Jase Cresswell: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXqq6h8n1FXFpmo1vCKjgSw
Archive: https://archive.ph/mWCm1
Alissa Metoff: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiKXozqzH0MTD9XapU_l5Fg
Archive: https://archive.ph/3mw8s

Social Media:
These appear to be the only other places where he has had an online presence:
Facebook:
Archive: https://archive.ph/GbuUA
Instagram:
Archive: https://archive.ph/xxtKG
Tiktok:
Archive:
Alt Tiktok: (inactive)
Archive:

Jase leaked his email accidentally in one of his videos, it is jasecresswell2003@gmail.com

"how to free up space"

"Cried on Christmas day"



"my darling crystal"

"FUCK OFF MERIDAN YOU STUPID NIGGER"

"Donald trump is a poo poo head"

"my dad is a NIGGER"


(I did not archive the two videos of him pissing because I believe him to be underage in those videos. You can guess why I wouldn't post or download these.)

"fort bend ISD sucks"

"Neglect situation"

"Angry at coach malone:

"angry at coach malone part two"

"Coach malone is abusing me for no reason"

"my first heart attack terrible"

"I have to start fighting again"

"I hate james"

"James is retarded"

"James breaking everything we have cuz he's retarded"

"no presents"

"a very very long booger"

"i have got the shits"

Group home:
15330 Riverside Grove Dr,
Houston, Texas
 
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His group home wranglers letting him upload this shit is real weird, esp. since he was messing with another home mate on a video.
They are almost certainly neglectful of him. There is a video of him in a car with his group home tard patrol where they shout at him. They are black. Forget the name of the video but if I find it I will post it
 
I haven't laughed this hard at an OP since the guy with the racist Oobi hand. I hope he continues to post. Sorry, I have nothing of substance to add - I just really think you're onto something with this guy. I do like the set up of the OP, it makes it easy to follow.
 
I haven't laughed this hard at an OP since the guy with the racist Oobi hand. I hope he continues to post. Sorry, I have nothing of substance to add - I just really think you're onto something with this guy. I do like the set up of the OP, it makes it easy to follow.
A friend of mine who does not wish to be named wrote most of it. I just translated it into kiwi.
 
It's nice to see a fun and wholesome cow for a change. No trooning out, no major deviancy... just good old fashioned simple-minded autism with hilarious results. Long may his wranglers turn a blind eye to his online activities.
 
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It's nice to see a fun and wholesome cow for a change. No trooning out, no deviancy... just good old fashioned simple-minded autism with hilarious results. Long may his wranglers turn a blind eye to his online activities.
Oh he's a deviant all right. He's got a thing for piss judging by how he likes showing it off.
Jk. Yeah I haven't seen a "normal" autist like him in a while. He will give us lots of laughs for sure
 
I just want to go on record that this is a cow who should be documented but not actively trolled - he's got serious issues and a violent streak while he might not pose a threat to a normal person he's in a situation where he can abuse people less capable than himself.

In other words Dont pozload my negholep.
Don't put him into a self defense situation
 
Good OP, funny stuff, but somewhere I do kinda feel sorry for him. Also, I wonder if his GF even knows they're in a relationship, she doesn't seem to be all there.
I'm pretty sure that she'll get pregnant, eventually. It kind of feels like she's the type who barely knows what anything is, going by her vacant stare.

But anyways...


 
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