Designated Whiner Shitting Street - General non DSP-specific discussion and stupid questions goes here

Im starting to think one day soon Phil will just finally dry up on camera and shatter in a burst of uric acid tinklings
 
  • Like
Reactions: Colloid
brown brick said:
Phil is almost certainly more successful and happy than any of you are, and it's obvious that you're all jealous as fuck.
Click to expand...
Hahahahaha look at this faggot. Please tell me what we should be jealous as fuck about?

The successful bankruptcy?
His totally awesome 40th birthday bash?
His 13 year begacy?
His totally viral tweets?
His dying YouTube channel?
Or the credit score that is in the basement, just like your IQ you fucking dent headed fuck.
 
  • Winner
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Wurstbrot, Iron Father, Flavius Anthemius and 3 others

Attachments

  • F12917FB-AA46-4D1D-B359-85301482AD13.jpeg
    F12917FB-AA46-4D1D-B359-85301482AD13.jpeg
    23.4 KB · Views: 20
  • Like
Reactions: Flavius Anthemius, Derich 2nd of coomland, Quantum Diabetes and 3 others
brown brick said:
Phil is almost certainly more successful and happy than any of you are, and it's obvious that you're all jealous as fuck.
Click to expand...
We are talking about someone who has had to throw away all of his self respect just to fund his addictions. He has no friends, no hobbies, no life outside of streaming to a group of people he hates and then eating doordash with a wife who obviously wants nothing to do with him. There is no joy, all he can hope for is to feel nothing.

And how is he successful? He has no savings, no retirement fund, no "rainy day fund". It doesn't matter how much someone make if it just gets wasted as quickly as it's made. He gets so bad that he doesn't even last a stream before he's spending money on valueless JPEGs that he can't even show people without looking like a pathetic loser.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Big Brown Schlub and Flavius Anthemius
brown brick said:
Phil is almost certainly more successful and happy than any of you are, and it's obvious that you're all jealous as fuck.
Click to expand...
His "success" depends on guilt-begging for $ on stream, and his "happiness" is directly correlated.

His happiness is shallow, just like the drug addicts shooting up near Burger King. He'll always need more money, and ultimately will be miserable and alone (no matter how many momwives he moves into his condo).
 
Last edited:
  • Like
Reactions: twattycake, Big Brown Schlub, Quantum Diabetes and 1 other person
There sure are quite a few people that go out of their way to troll him. Like, the alogs generally are retarded and sound pretentious. TIHYDP’s showcase them sometimes and I think to myself: here is a guy with freetime. I get it, you don’t like the guy. But making new troll accounts seems much.
 
  • Disagree
  • Dislike
  • Autistic
Reactions: Iron Father, Dona Morte, Dennis Rodman and 7 others
BussyBuster said:
There sure are quite a few people that go out of their way to troll him. Like, the alogs generally are retarded and sound pretentious. TIHYDP’s showcase them sometimes and I think to myself: here is a guy with freetime. I get it, you don’t like the guy. But making new troll accounts seems much.
Click to expand...
I'm sorry mate, what?
Would you prefer it if people just give him money, and pat his already overinflated ego? Lad even commenting about Phil shows we have too much free time, it's not just TIHYDP videos.
Get a grip. Seriously, where did you white knights come from? Did the Phil reddit close?
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Iron Father, Shirō Ishii, Colloid and 4 others
Nigel of Ukip said:
I'm sorry mate, what?
Would you prefer it if people just give him money, and pat his already overinflated ego? Lad even commenting about Phil shows we have too much free time, it's not just TIHYDP videos.
Get a grip. Seriously, where did you white knights come from? Did the Phil reddit close?
Click to expand...
Dude, if you go out of your way to troll some dude you don’t like you got freetime. Yea, people can give him money. It’s a retarded mission to destroy him because your feelings got hurt.
 
  • Dumb
  • Mad at the Internet
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Iron Father, Somecatchyname, Dona Morte and 8 others
BussyBuster said:
Dude, if you go out of your way to troll some dude you don’t like you got freetime. Yea, people can give him money. It’s a retarded mission to destroy him because your feelings got hurt.
Click to expand...
Yet creating a Kiwi Farms account to comment about a forty year old bloke that has no impact on your life isn't a sign of too much free time? All right mate, makes sense if you don't think about it.
All of this is exceptional. But nothing is as exceptional as you creating a Kiwi Farms account to complain about people trolling a lolcow.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: Khet's Three Braincells, Wurstbrot, Iron Father and 11 others
BussyBuster said:
Dude, if you go out of your way to troll some dude you don’t like you got freetime. Yea, people can give him money. It’s a retarded mission to destroy him because your feelings got hurt.
Click to expand...
What's acceptable? Allot 15 minutes per week? You're on fucking kiwifarms.... It was designed for that purpose.
 
  • Agree
  • Feels
Reactions: Iron Father, Shirō Ishii, Funko Pops NFT collector and 2 others
BussyBuster said:
There sure are quite a few people that go out of their way to troll him. Like, the alogs generally are retarded and sound pretentious. TIHYDP’s showcase them sometimes and I think to myself: here is a guy with freetime. I get it, you don’t like the guy. But making new troll accounts seems much.
Click to expand...
How dare people use their free time to have a laugh! You must have some free time as well to be here and share your thoughts. Dude his fans must have all the free time (and money) in the world to make sock accounts to feign engagement and donate thousands to I guess, "oWn dA tRoLls" 🤷🏿. Better to use that free time to have fun than to shower a fat dumb fuck with money and ass kisses everyday.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Winner
Reactions: KKKrèmebrûlée, Iron Father, Dona Morte and 2 others
you_get_snu snu said:
How dare people use their free time to have a laugh! You must have some free time as well to be here and share your thoughts. Dude his fans must have all the free time (and money) in the world to make sock accounts to feign engagement and donate thousands to I guess, "oWn dA tRoLls" 🤷🏿. Better to use that free time to have fun than to shower a fat dumb fuck with money and ass kisses everyday.
Click to expand...
That’s cool, but I don’t get how that means going out of your way to troll tip him or constantly bait him make is cool. I don’t think that’s cool.
 
  • Dumb
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Iron Father and Dona Morte
BussyBuster said:
To alog people? I’m just here to watch.
Click to expand...
Since you're annoyed by people trolling him and having too much time, right lad, let me just tell you that you don't need to take the time to create an account and comment to watch this thread.
I swear two blokes fucking each other is less gay than Gout Guarding Phil.
 
  • Agree
  • Winner
Reactions: Iron Father, Dona Morte, Shirō Ishii and 3 others
BussyBuster said:
That’s cool, but I don’t get how that means going out of your way to troll tip him or constantly bait him make is cool. I don’t think that’s cool.
Click to expand...
The troll tipping I can't stand. I think those people low key Phil fans just as much as his dents. The majority of time the troll tips arent funny in the slightest
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back