A little schizoposting on my side but...
Remember when Ralph faked text himself to justify half his Portugal shenanigans against Warsky? (Which backfired, as Usual)
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What if piggy swatted himself and his new friends to create sympathy around himself; escalate the Jihad against PPP, Warski, Flamenco, Gator and Daddy Gym; and get himself a new Guntguard? Ralph is so fucking stupid I wouldn't be surprised if later screenshots of a secret discord emerge. Where he gets some few select paypiggies to do that kind of shit for him.