Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Lincoln A-log]

A little schizoposting on my side but...

Remember when Ralph faked text himself to justify half his Portugal shenanigans against Warsky? (Which backfired, as Usual)

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What if piggy swatted himself and his new friends to create sympathy around himself; escalate the Jihad against PPP, Warski, Flamenco, Gator and Daddy Gym; and get himself a new Guntguard? Ralph is so fucking stupid I wouldn't be surprised if later screenshots of a secret discord emerge. Where he gets some few select paypiggies to do that kind of shit for him.

It's possible for sure. Would explain him buying the new porch camera to catch such events to post

 

[TheHardR]

It's possible for sure. Would explain him buying the new porch camera to catch such events to post

Also this would make sense considering his horse wasn't at home. She went for coffee with the spawn baby.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

It's possible for sure. Would explain him buying the new porch camera to catch such events to post

That would also explain why meigh and the baby left the house just before the cops came.

 

[FundusOHoolihan]

It's possible for sure. Would explain him buying the new porch camera to catch such events to post

Jesse PS pointed out that during the swatting, Ralph told them no one was shot in the house, but that he wasn't prompted to say whether there was or not, so how did he know they were there for that?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What if piggy swatted himself and his new friends to create sympathy around himself

It wouldn’t even crack the top 50 most retarded things he’s done.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

Also this would make sense considering his horse wasn't at home. She went for coffee with the spawn baby.

"Okay Meigh, I'm going to call in the SWAT team on myself... no everything's going fine, viewerships at an all time high, don't worry, we're top in the sector..."

 

[Blitzsneed]

If Nig Fagentes is watching this thread (and he surely will) like the guntguard that he is, let me citate the Bible:

Leviticus 20:13:​

“‘If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.​

CHRIST IS KANG

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph in showing that he treats friends with the best of care by canceling a prior commitment to stay home to watch "gay internet drama". Pat Dixon will be the next bridge Ralph burns.
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What perfect Ralph-a-logic DMCA restreams but plans to cancel a prior commitment to stay home and restream. This event is going to be a dumpster fire. No way can cozy handle 10k-20k people. Micheal
Alberto better have it set to stream on Youtube or this dumpster fire will be a technical one.

There’s no way Ralph will cancel that trip and give up the chance to escape and May and go to a casino. Probably the only thing keeping Ralph from slitting his wrists is the prospect of AC and hookers in a week.

He will tell Catboi he will just stream from his hotel and be totally sober too.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

so metokur has to do this "debate" on cozy.tv with a chat modded exclusively by gunt guards and catboys where you need to sign into telegram and then probably get banned by the mods for making fun of nick or ralph?

that doesn't really sound that fun or kino to me at all. it should be on neutral territory where the catboys have absolutely no control over censoring the chat.

Here's to hope that Kino Casino would be stream-sniping them. Michael doesn't seem like he's enough of a bitch to false-DMCA them for that.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

You know I was wondering why Corn hit an all time high today in the futures market.

 

[Shlomo]

Three of them is too many. They'll have to share a step stool to get to the microphone and three of them will cause too much chaos.

not PPP hes way to autistic seeming to me

 

[MeltyTW]

Jesse PS pointed out that during the swatting, Ralph told them no one was shot in the house, but that he wasn't prompted to say whether there was or not, so how did he know they were there for that?

That would also explain why meigh and the baby left the house just before the cops came.

...... he really fucking did it didn't he? what a fucking scummy pos. come to think of it he was "swatted" twice once being the safer fire department which iirc is more than the other groypers. what a fucking dickhead no wonder he doesn't sound confident when accusing other people i thought it was just because he knew it was probably some rando and he had no proof but hes sounded more confident with no proof other times.

 

[Lame Entropy]

I also think PPP is a better match for Nick. He's been getting under his skin for a while and he knows his AF lore unlike Jim. That being said, Nick is too much of a pussy to face him and would nope out. I'm still not even sure that he won't cancel on Jim.
These catboys aren't too good at confrontation unless you count Beardsons belligerent shrieking and muting people.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Do you even own a cowboy hat, Medicare?

It really feels like the writers got lazy this season. This is basically a re-thread of the Sargon arc, with the Groypers being the new Sargonites.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

U ok bro?
The paranoia is escalating.

‘JIM HAS BEEN CALLING THE POLICE TO MY HOUSE TOO
I won’t roast you I need you to help me expose Metokur
He’s been trying to get me killed’
Wait a minute, tell us all about that Ralph, that sounds interesting for once.
You almost hate to see it.
Lay off the cocaine Ralph.
ETA IWantedToBelieve thanks fake faggot Ralph

 

[Expendable Zaku]

That round robin circle-jerk between Ralph, Fuentes, and Beardson was some of the most cringe-inducing faggotry I’ve heard in years. Three manlets lamenting about the other side’s tactics, seemingly unaware that the biggest flagger and doxxer of all is their own fat, gunted gimp.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

U ok bro?
The paranoia is escalating.
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‘JIM HAS BEEN CALLING THE POLICE TO MY HOUSE TOO
I won’t roast you I need you to help me expose Metokur
He’s been trying to get me killed’
Wait a minute, tell us all about that Ralph, that sounds interesting for once.
You almost hate to see it.
Lay off the cocaine Ralph.

Unfortunately it was a fake Ralph.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJUXHslpeKVNmt7uYqbAsuQ

 

[UCantCCPMe]

It really feels like the writers got lazy this season. This is basically a re-thread of the Sargon arc, with the Groypers being the new Sargonites.

Fingers crossed, Beardson will take on the role of Kraut and chop his cock in half

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Unfortunately it was a fake Ralph.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJUXHslpeKVNmt7uYqbAsuQ

YouTube removing the ability to go directly to peoples channels via live chat is the stupidest fucking thing

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Unfortunately it was a fake Ralph.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJUXHslpeKVNmt7uYqbAsuQ

What the actual fuck was that