Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Lincoln A-log]

He was a 4th place champion

something ralph could never dream of

 

[Wormy]

DSP is objectively the better gamer.

Then again, when the bar is laying on the ground, it's easy to leap.

 

[412-L]

He was a 4th place champion

something ralph could never dream of

He doesn’t have to dream, he came first in his own bowling tournament. He even bought himself a trophy. Ahogs btfo.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

The scientific term for this behavior is "niggerfaggotry".

But soon we'll see how he goes beyond niggerfaggotry and reach event horizon of rampant niggerfaggotry

 

[Piranha Pleb]

MICHAEL ALBERTO JUST DELETED ALL HIS TWEETS, HE IS THE HOST OF JIM VS NICK ON FRIDAY. WHAT IS HE HIDING.

 

[ddlloo]

It's because in his head, he's just playing a character. It's like his alcoholism refuses to let him acknowledge reality. He's in denial.
So when he says Jade is an ugly e-whore, he's just "being an entertainer, best in the sector!". But when someone else comes back at him and points out that his latest baby momma looks like a horse and a man fused? Well then they're attacking his family, etc.

Ralph is a drunken hypocritical retard. Kayfabe doesn't really equate when his real life is the exact same as his "persona" lol.

I'm glad this theory is catching on, I really think it explains almost everything about Ralph once you also factor in the fact he's a cunt with addiction problems and that his only real love in this world is WWE.

 

[Spergichu]

MICHAEL ALBERTO JUST DELETED ALL HIS TWEETS, HE IS THE HOST OF JIM VS NICK ON FRIDAY. WHAT IS HE HIDING.

I guarantee he's a perverted sexpest like Flam.

 

[BlackDragoons]

I'm glad this theory is catching on, I really think it explains almost everything about Ralph once you also factor in the fact he's a cunt with addiction problems and that his only real love in this world is WWE.

Its totally fine for him to make fun of other people. BUT dear god don't you dare do the same.

Makes sense, that its perfectly reasonable for him to do this shit but if you fight fire with fire his gunt mind goes into chimp mode and the only thing he can do is just fucking screech.


I'm counting down the time till the Cosy fuckers start getting Gunted by the Master of Gunt.

 

[MeltyTW]

I'm glad this theory is catching on, I really think it explains almost everything about Ralph once you also factor in the fact he's a cunt with addiction problems and that his only real love in this world is WWE.

It makes me laugh imagining some brain damaged retard with a lucha mask drunkenly stumbling and yelling about being the best in the sektur because his fucked up retard mind conjures phantom Rocks giving him the thumbs up before diving off the turnbuckle onto some Slavic corn farmer

 

[Spergichu]

It's because in his head, he's just playing a character. It's like his alcoholism refuses to let him acknowledge reality. He's in denial.
So when he says Jade is an ugly e-whore, he's just "being an entertainer, best in the sector!". But when someone else comes back at him and points out that his latest baby momma looks like a horse and a man fused? Well then they're attacking his family, etc.

Ralph is a drunken hypocritical retard. Kayfabe doesn't really equate when his real life is the exact same as his "persona" lol.

So you're saying that Ralph is the physical embodiment of the "merely pretending to be retarded" meme?

 

[Expendable Zaku]

It makes me laugh imagining some brain damaged retard with a lucha mask drunkenly stumbling and yelling about being the best in the sektur because his fucked up retard mind conjures phantom Rocks giving him the thumbs up before diving off the turnbuckle onto some Slavic corn farmer

“It’s still real to me!”

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I remember after Jim beat him in Mortal Kombat Ralph had to make a video about DSP and play it on the killstream. I think at one point he said, "anyone who doesn't like DSP is a white nigger". Wonder if that's still out there.

 

[Watamelon]

I remember after Jim beat him in Mortal Kombat Ralph had to make a video about DSP and play it on the killstream. I think at one point he said, "anyone who doesn't like DSP is a white nigger". Wonder if that's still out there.

With DSP now saying he will watch the Down the Rabbit Hole video about WoR, there's a barely above non zero chance of him going for more react content and watching Ethan talk about him.

I'm sure he's already aware of Ethan due to his King of Hate tweet.

 

[Hazel Motes]

absolutely

Ralph probably has the 10 hour mix of the NWO theme going right now to hype himself up

I see a lot of people comparing him to DSP, from the little I've seen DSP is a really, really retarded manchild but nowhere near as hateful or self destructive as Ralph. What am I missing on?

Ethan just recently went on stream and said that his fans don’t care about all the drama and they just wanna come hear the news and hang out.

He is becoming DSP

DSP is objectively the better gamer.

I remember after Jim beat him in Mortal Kombat Ralph had to make a video about DSP and play it on the killstream. I think at one point he said, "anyone who doesn't like DSP is a white nigger". Wonder if that's still out there.

With DSP now saying he will watch the Down the Rabbit Hole video about WoR, there's a barely above non zero chance of him going for more react content and watching Ethan talk about him.

I'm sure he's already aware of Ethan due to his King of Hate tweet.

Pulling from the memory hole. It's all connected.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I can't wait to watch Fuentes dance when Jim inevitably brings up Ralph's behaviour and how he's even more of a detriment to America First than the even Beardson. Beardson may be a sperg, but he's not out breaking the law and making enemies with mainstream conservative news outlets. How is Fuentes gonna dance around 2 illegitimate kids, assaults, rape allegations, sex offenses, and sex tapes; just a schmorgisborg of degenerate behaviour?

Forget the morality part of it, that's beyond fucked. Having Ralph associated with AF is like injecting acid directly into your balls.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I can't wait to watch Fuentes dance when Jim inevitably brings up Ralph's behaviour and how he's even more of a detriment to America First than the even Beardson. Beardson may be a sperg, but he's not out breaking the law and making enemies with mainstream conservative news outlets. How is Fuentes gonna dance around 2 illegitimate kids, assaults, rape allegations, sex offenses, and sex tapes; just a schmorgisborg of degenerate behaviour?

Forget the morality part of it, that's beyond fucked. Having Ralph associated with AF is like injecting acid directly into your balls.

There are so many examples of this though:

Baked was assaulting random people going about their day for content. While his relationship with Sami the girl with psychosis was not illegal, it was very predatory in nature.

Catboi Kami, whilst now persona non grata, was going onto Omegle and filming himself sexually harassing children, and asking them if they have sex with dogs, or ever put water bottles up themselves. This was while he was part of "the movement". I believe Nick only dropped him when he read a Hitler speech at the capital building.

IP2 with which he wanted to associate with, is a bunch of crack whores and felons. Fuck Attila and Jewel have had a crack baby which was taken from their custody, filmed their domestic violence incidents and post disgusting porn on pornhub for all to see.

Beardson said he would rape Brittany Venti, and that is awful. Plus, I'm pretty sure having any form of intercourse with a hammerhead shark would could as beastiality which is forbidden in the Bible.

Nick himself isn't clear of controversy. He encourage Jan 6th, where people died and his retarded followers have been doxxed and arrested as a result. Never mind all the no fly zone shit, his finances being fucked. His engagement with Milo who has already given evidence against others in Nick's "sektur", and confirms he keeps receipts for this express purpose.

It's kind of irrelevant though AF is done for, maybe not today or tomorrow, maybe not for a few years, but it's got no chance to influence the government. It's play pretend politics for teenagers who see it as a us v. them game. They don't have policies, they don't have concerted pressure campaigns, they don't have any reach or legitimacy. It's just entertainment for spergs, there is no substance to it.

 

[Zilortha]

So you're saying that Ralph is the physical embodiment of the "merely pretending to be retarded" meme?

Pretty close. yeah. But it's like the guy pretending to be retarded got major head trauma, became retarded, and still thinks he's only pretending. And he doesn't understand why people are treating him differently now.

 

[Jabba2988]

It's kind of irrelevant though AF is done for, maybe not today or tomorrow, maybe not for a few years, but it's got no chance to influence the government. It's play pretend politics for teenagers who see it as a us v. them game. They don't have policies, they don't have concerted pressure campaigns, they don't have any reach or legitimacy. It's just entertainment for spergs, there is no substance to it.

This implies AF and spicy fuentes and his gay NEET army ever had a chance of being legitimate lmao

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

This implies AF and spicy fuentes and his gay NEET army ever had a chance of being legitimate lmao

To be clear, even if it was a serious movement with policies and people trying to get elected it's odds of success at the ballot box would be astronomically low - although stranger things have happened - due to what they "allegedly" stand for.

This whole far right Christian schtick was tried in the 2000's, failed and never really quite returned. I know they backed Trump, but he came out and supported gay marriage and other things they actively denounced as the devil not a decade prior. This is a new take on something that was old and tired over a decade ago.

The added layer of insanity with AF is that they shamelessly and publicly contradict their own strict moral code, and film themselves doing it. At least Ted Haggard had the common decency to pretend he wasn't fucking rent boys and smoking meth.

 

[Jabba2988]

To be clear, even if it was a serious movement with policies and people trying to get elected it's odds of success at the ballot box would be astronomically low - although stranger things have happened - due to what they "allegedly" stand for.

This whole far right Christian schtick was tried in the 2000's, failed and never really quite returned. I know they backed Trump, but he came out and supported gay marriage and other things they actively denounced as the devil not a decade prior. This is a new take on something that was old and tired over a decade ago.

The added layer of insanity with AF is that they shamelessly and publicly contradict their own strict moral code, and film themselves doing it. At least Ted Haggard had the common decency to pretend he wasn't fucking rent boys and smoking meth.

The problem is the far right Christian political groups of the pre late 2000s that were successful were run by legitimate adults and powerful people actually connected with Christian organisations unlike spicy Fuentes and his handful of NEET catboys, AF always was started by and for literal neckbeard NEETs and autistic teenagers. Nobody would have even entertained the notion of an organisation like this gaining legitimacy even at it's best period.