Inactive Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill / expat229 - Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist

[Unfun]

Really sheds light on the “coaching” this guy has been doing over the years

 

[isyck]

CRP is American citizen and his disappearance is all over the news

No, not really. Not any relevant news that is.

 

[Janny Jewsh]

No, not really. Not any relevant news that is.

CNN

 

[isyck]

CNN

CNN Chile, bottom page small font article few days ago. Stop making it seem like anyone outside lolcow enjoyers cares in any way about this fool. He's a nobody.

 

[Janny Jewsh]

CNN Chile, bottom page small font article few days ago. Stop making it seem like anyone outside lolcow enjoyers cares in any way about this fool. He's a nobody.

I hope you're right and I hope we get an execution video

 

[AnOminous]

Modern societies frown on cheering while you watch a guy's dick getting eaten, but there is a very strong impulse to do so ingrained in the human mind.

This isn't unique to the "modern." All of history is full of "O Tempore! O Mores!" Thanks a lot you bald-headed chickpea-looking faggot! (I think Catullus described Cicero as that first. It may have been Martial. I forget. I can't keep track of time periods.)

And then we keep doing the same shit.

 

[Unfun]

I hope you're right and I hope we get an execution video

Nah that would make him a martyr. Better that he rots in the rubble of a building hit by Russian shells. Killed by those he white knighted for.

 

[No. 7 cat]

Obviously we have to take Azov's word with a grain of salt, but it seems convenient that all the stories about who took him involve the SBU or Azov or some other famous group, and nobody is sure which. Also Azov doesn't have all that many members to begin with, and I'm sure they have better things to do seeing how there's a war going on.

I agree that he most likely got disappeared by some random militia, there's a good chance that neither the SBU nor Azov was involved and it was just some rando that got to him.

Yeah fairly sure defending Azovstal occupies the Regiment at present. CRP might actually have looked at his failing health and the danger of his situation and just fallen quiet prior to leaving Ukraine, but that's assuming too much wisdom for him. Also randoms. Take the example of a Georgian Legion ambush on Russian armor. After it a few roaming Ukrainian speakers in uniforms but not under discipline filmed themselves looting dying Russians, and Russian looting is well known. The point is a CRP kicked from lodging could've fallen to bandits in military uniform. We might find out later or not, or I discovered his fate above, as star of the new version of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Kyiv.

 

[Ponzo]

If someone, fully understanding chimpanzee society, decided to jump into the chimpanzee cage, grab a female chimpanzee, steal some of their chimpanzee food, then go out of his way to unsettle the chimpanzees in the cage and agitate them as much as possible, what on earth am I supposed to do BUT laugh at his dick getting eaten?

Nothing says stable democracy like kidnapping random people and making them disappear

 

[Janny Jewsh]

Nah that would make him a martyr.

Yeah that's why I think if they did kill him, it would be secret

 

[3holeDonkeyPunch]

Nothing says stable democracy like being invaded by a nation ten times your size

A lot of shit goes to the wayside when faced with this kind of national disaster.

 

[TherapyMan]

What's sort of fucked is that the longer this goes on, the more likely there won't be any definitive proof of what happened to CRP. The thread will slow down, and everyone will just walk away not knowing.

 

[isyck]

Nothing says stable democracy like kidnapping random people and making them disappear

Nothing says austistic like not understanding the difference between war time and peace time order.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

So the twitter people were talking out of their ass and Azov didn't nab him? The plot thickens.

If this guy is telling the truth and Azov have no idea who the fuck Gonzalo is, some fuckery is afoot.

Do you really expect the Ukranians to announce that they've caught/executed CRP or do you think they might just wait until his body is found as the victim of another senseless Russian bomb?

 

[Procrastinhater]

So, it might be that CRP "stayed" because all "men" attempting to cross the country borders were conscripted immediately, so he was hiding out in a basement to avoid getting conscripted. The only reason anyone thinks that any SBU was after him is because of stories that HE told. There's no independent confirmation of that story. RT featured his shit as a pro-Russian story, but he has a history of getting interviewed on RT, so definitely has a friend or two there that get him on. There were also Western media quoting experts who said he was full of shit countering his message.

He set up the 12hr comms test himself back at the end of March. I personally think it was so that if he got conscripted, people would be motivated to save his ass. So, for all we know, he was staying there to avoid conscription and was 'disappeared' by the brother of a sex worker that he'd shorted on his bill. To me, that would be preferable to him being in hiding and about to pop back out to grift off of some harried escape stories for the next ten years.

He's fucking old as shit tho, I don't think they conscript people that old, theres a photo of him without his hat on and he looks like fucking Einstein.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

You cum chugging faggot, I know you are one of the dumbest wet-brained motherfuckers on god's green earth, but how can you call anyone an attention whore.

Every day I come on here expecting to see a beheading video, and every day I leave both relieved and disappointed.

Until I see an ISIS-style video from Azov, I won't believe it. View attachment 3198228

I think Azov has stated they didn’t do nuffin to Juanbutnotforgotten at this point. He may be alive larping for attention or it was the Ukrainian SPB.

 

[isyck]

Nothing says whitewashing faggot like pretending this stuff didn't happen before the war. Zelensky banned three opposition tv stations in early 2021 and now nationalized the rest

When those TV channels disseminate propaganda of the enemy that already annexed large part of your territory, and is preparing the ground for further incursion on your country, that's not "opposition TV channel", that's a matter of state secury. Come on, this is embarrassing. You're not even a useful idiot, you're just an idiot.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

When those TV channels disseminate propaganda of the enemy that already annexed large part of your territory, and is preparing the ground for further incursion on your country, that's not "opposition TV channel", that's a matter of state secury. Come on, this is embarrassing. You're not even a useful idiot, you're just an idiot.

"Your territory..." Anyway, isn't there already a dedicated thread for this spergery?

Couldn't find any of this shit on a map a month ago but now everybody is an expert. Behold, the internet.

 

[isyck]

"Your territory..." Anyway, isn't there already a dedicated thread for this spergery?

Couldn't find any of this shit on a map a month ago but now everybody is an expert. Behold, the internet.

CRP was at least getting paid for shilling, and here you are doing it for free. But then again, it didn't turn out so good for him so I guess you one-upped him.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Gonzo was a weak old man and his future was grim. Can grandpa keep shilling dating advice to incels for another five years? No. This is why he started his retard toothpick lock revolution and was trying to recruit guys to come to Ukraine. He had nothing left, he was obviously desperate to generate some sort of excitement or drama in his life.

The invasion gave him everything he wanted, it was a gift to this silly old goat. Suddenly he was getting more attention and drama than he’s ever had in his entire life. He was thrilled.No way he was ever going to leave Ukraine and go back to life as fading, angry, tired old man with bad heart

If what Gonzo said on his Patreon about only having a year to live is true, I think you may be onto something.
He was a chronic attention whore, if he was also facing his last days, then shit, the invasion must have seemed like a gift from the gods.
He was positively giddy talking about it, even when he was describing how he dodged a possible kidnapping by sheer luck you could see he was like a kid a Christmas.
If it's right that he knew he was on his way out no matter what, it makes his actions a bit more understandable, if no less fucking stupid.