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What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?


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Why not? Is Froggy abusive towards women and can't maintain a stable relationship with one?
No it's because the chemicals in the water turned him gay. Looks like Alex Jones was right about something. He just mixed up Earth with Genoma.

As much as I would like to have Wogglebug and Frogman put on T-shirts that read "I am not gay" on them, I don't see as I'll be able to do so with in IClone.
There's such a thing as called "trying too hard" and you are REALLY trying too hard to prove they're not totally gay for each other. Having to say it, making them wear t-shirts, insisting time and time again that they're totally straight. I mean what's next? Have Woggie and Froggie reading a Playboy magazine and commenting on how beautiful the boobies and vaginas in the pictures are?
 
No it's because the chemicals in the water turned him gay. Looks like Alex Jones was right about something. He just mixed up Earth with Genoma.
Now that's an idea for a perfect Wogglebug story: EVERY SINGLE conspiracy theory Alex ever mentioned is real in Genoma. Dorian is George Soros, Leticia is Hilary Clinton, Antibo is Bill Gates and King Ethanol is Trump.
Woggy can be Q.
 
Wogglebuglover — Yesterday at 5:01 PM
Do you also like the friendship between the Wogglebug and Frogman?

tomac — Yesterday at 5:50 PM
I believe it was fate that brought them together, after all they both technically have the same "dad" or "creator"? I'm not entirely sure what term the wogman himself would use to describe his relations to knowitall, besides the title of friend of course.

Wogglebuglover — Yesterday at 5:55 PM
Yes. They both are technically creations of Knowitall in each their own ways. And so they have a rather brotherly relationship.

tomac — Yesterday at 6:22 PM
Yeah that's the vibe it gave me
So it's incest, then, written by a selfish racist homophobic christophobic antisemitic autistic virgin who is the gender-flipped Chris-Chan of the Wizard of Oz fandom.
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Who is Sylvie going to marry?
The demon spawn that results from the unholy union of Princess Beetle and Woggie and the black magic they used to ensure an heir to the throne. It was either that or she kicks Froggie out of the castle and rapes Woggie to get herself pregnant.

It's what Sylvie deserves being a demon child herself. I mean have you seen her face? It's legit horrifying.
 
OH NONONO WOGGLEBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
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Who is Sylvie going to marry?
As an underage girl she will marry the Prophet Mohammed

a.) He is allowed to, God gave him permission
b.) It inserts diversity lost after erasing the gays from the franchise
c.) Showing Mohammed's likeness prominently will create much rejoicing among Muslims and may make the franchise really well-known in the Middle East
 
So, does Woggie pray to the actual LORD? Or does he pray to his creator, Frank L. Baum, under a Christian theological perspective? VINLUV EDIT:Let me be autistic here. If the OC thing is real or not I like to think fictional beings pray to their creators in a Theological perspective.

So is Judy Garland Saint Faustina,Queen Tamar or the Blessed Virgin Mary in this Cwc-esque faith? And does that make Sam Rami Joseph Smith?
 
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