IP2 Andy Dick - From having his own tv show and being in movies with Pauly Shore to sleeping on a cot eating liver and onions, he truly is "living his best life"

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Andy Duck is living proof that all the good people are taken from us too early, but the people we hate live on almost forever.

Maybe he's got a curse similar to Chris Chan, in that he's a continuous fuckup who never seems to hit rock bottom, let alone get the message from doing so. Never really had interest in him but who knows?
 
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All this shit about Andy Dick killing Phil Hartman is ridiculous. Hartman's wife Brynn killed Hartman. Unless Dick literally forced her face into a pile of cocaine he's just one addict who did drugs with another addict.

Let's say you and I are both alcoholics, and I'm trying not to drink. You offer me a tall glass of vodka at a party and I drink it. If I get in my car drunk and go kill a family of four on the freeway, you didn't kill that family; I did. It was my decision to drink the alcohol, and it was my decision to drive drunk. That's how accountability works.

Andy Dick is a total prick and an absolute loser, and was shockingly insensitive about Hartman's death after the fact (addicts say and do fucked-up things, surprise surprise) but he did not shoot and kill Phil Hartman. He did not force Hartman's wife to shoot and kill Phil Hartman. Hartman's wife Brynn shot and killed Phil Hartman.

It's also funny how in all their sanctimony nobody ever mentions that by such logic Dick would have caused Brynn's death, too. I guess it only matters when famous people die.
 
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Gravityqueen4life said:
when was it taken? dude looks like an animal.
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Comedian Andy Dick was arrested in July 2008 on drug and sexual battery charges. Dick was nabbed in a Murrieta, California parking lot after he allegedly groped a 17-year-old girl and then pulled the teenager's tank top and bra down, exposing her breasts (the incident occurred outside a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant). During a subsequent search, police discovered a small amount of marijuana in Dick's pants pocket and a single Xanax pill for which he did not have a prescription. An 'extremely intoxicated' Dick was booked into the Southwest Detention Center on $5000 bail.
Source: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/celebrity/hollywood/andy-dick-08

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Please let Pauly Shore have high as balls Andy Dick stay at his house, this is the reunion I needed.
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I think that is his backup plan, but he's stuck with IP2 so far... most recently on Bec & Blade RV https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXmZMFOhy2Xbmx9MSXRGh3w
 
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LurkTrawl said:
Seriously. I feel like that one female pornstar who's living in abandoned LA metro tunnels is somehow doing better than Andy Dick.

Being homeless is bad, but being IP2 homeless is way worse.
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It's not even that they're homeless, it's that they're homeless for attention that makes it such a failure. I remember Andy Dick being in a lot of shows when I was a kid, and even movies, but now he's getting punched in the face for pennies. I'd rather work at a Taco Bell than do whatever these fucks are doing, there's just more dignity in flipping burgers than this.
 
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stupid frog said:
tell me more
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There's a network of cement tunnels under las vegas where the homeless live with daily threats like flooding and whatnot. They're quite literally mole people and among their ranks is some unfortunate porn star. Off the top of my head there's nothing special about it, she's just part of the group down there.
 
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RembrandtCourage said:
There's a network of cement tunnels under las vegas where the homeless live with daily threats like flooding and whatnot. They're quite literally mole people and among their ranks is some unfortunate porn star. Off the top of my head there's nothing special about it, she's just part of the group down there.
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You know, New York, Chicago, and almost anywhere with an underground train system that has abandoned tunnels has this issue. I'm starting to think that mole people aren't a result of a dystopian society but some people just want to be fucking mole people regardless of the world above. At some point you just have to accept that there's this species of people and stop catering to them.
 
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I think this is the porn star living in a tunnel it's in Vegas not LA.
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This one is even more iP2 like :

What Happened to Porn Star Dakota Skye?

The popular adult performer had been on the cover of hundreds of DVDs and partied with celebrities in Los Angeles. Then she was found dead in an RV on Skid Row
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/porn-star-dakota-skye-death-1187763/

iP2/homeless crossovers happen pretty often, here Chicken Andy and Vegan Patriot recently hanging with a homeless dude in a wheelchair who drinks out of the trash they called him "Santa"
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Andy Dick last known whereabouts are at The Stagecoach Country Music Festival with Blade
Here are some random clips
and the whole concert is being streamed here
 
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