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[kidsquid]

I’ve seen a lot of stupid FTM takes since the Roe news leaked, but this whole person’s account takes the cake:

A chubby brazilian girl who is emotionally stubted and looks like this:

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Got pregnant by an 18 year old, gets BTFO for being a pedo on relationship advice, and goes back for more
A: http://archive.md/66w4K

In the older version, she talks like a retard so there’a a chance the reason she keeps getting pump and dumped (once by a kid) is because she’s mentally delayed. If Brazil doesn't have the same autisimo grift available as in the US, this would explain why she’s always asking for gibs
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Spoiler: Prime milk

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Possibly also extra diddled when she was younger

Misc:

Spoiler: Which (based) one of you was this?

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Spoiler: Another Trans Widow Incoming

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Spoiler: When will trannies learn shame?

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And how can I accelerate the process

Astrayan is also a serial e-beggar. I used to follow her on Tumblr (have no idea why, another one of those follows lost to the annals of time) and I got so annoyed at the e-begging I finally unfollowed. Constantly whining for money instead of getting off her ass and working.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Strange he doesn't give the reason(s) why his GP, supposedly, stopped his medication. Sounds iffy. There's nothing stopping him finding another GP if he's that bothered about it.

edited to add: Ah, his GP wants to do a meds review...
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Which is standard practice for everyone (UK). Perhaps he thinks being trans means rules only apply to everyone else. If he can't be arsed seeing his doc then he's quite rightly being refused.
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Oh please. He's getting knocked back re surgery due to his weight and his excuse is "healthy eating" isn't accessible...try eating less lard arse, even if it is crap food.

God save us from whiny trannies and more so from whiny obese trannies.

Dude, just eat less of the junk food you normally eat. There was a dude who lost like twenty pounds eating nothing but Twinkies (mass produced snack cakes with so many preservatives that they and the cockroaches will the last things on Earth, for those who don't know) (and vitamin supplements).

The misinformation around losing weight kills me. So many people (all fatties) think it's only possible to lose weight by eating nothing but rabbit food and exercising. When losing weight is all about the number of calories you eat, because you can't really exercise enough to maintain a deficit big enough to do anything (with some caveats, but im trying not to totally sperg). And a calorie is a calorie. Five hundred calories of cheese is the same as 500 calories of lettuce - from a purely fuel for your body standpoint.

It's ridiculously easy for someone that fat to lose seventy-eighty pounds in less than a year, while still eating basically everything you want.

/former fatty sperg

 

[PineappleProse]

"not exposing kids to leather daddies and sissies is bigotry that will literally lead to genocide"
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Jesus tap dancing Christ, those retards absolute love being hysterical assclowns, don’t they? “If I can’t get naked in public and flash my genitals at children while wearing a unicorn dildo, then it’s genocide!” Give me a fucking break. No one cares if troons shove a silicone horse dong up their asses in private - they just don’t want their children exposed to that filth.

The right to swing your fist stops at the end of my nose; not getting your way all the time is part of being an adult. These turdburglars think that they’re entitled to get whatever they want, whenever they want it, and when other people don’t go along with whatever the troon wants immediately, said troons always throw an epic bitch fit. No troon, not getting whipped in the nude by some perv wearing a puppy mask in the middle of the street at high noon is not comparable to suffering in Auschwitz. Ffs, it’s not wrong for other people to have boundaries, and to have the right to not be a spectator/unwillingparticipant in your fetish while in public. Save that shit for when you’re in private.

 

[Daniel Wallace]

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can someone who speaks serial killer please translate this for me?

This is the best I could figure.

Spoiler: NSFW MS Paint Drawing

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Elderly MTF trannies always end up looking like the late Genesis P-Orridge of the band Throbbing Gristle

Spoiler: Genesis

FYI he was a weirdo musician who tried to look like his wife to become one with her. P-Orridge had also stated that he was not a transsexual but went by s/he and h/er pronouns.

 

[JY's Tampon]

I saw a Tweet of this guy on a Facebook lesbian travel group looking for women. When the only person that replied was another troon he basic said he's into real women. Since I can't find the Tweet and he's too perfect not to post.

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Oh please. He's getting knocked back re surgery due to his weight and his excuse is "healthy eating" isn't accessible...try eating less lard arse, even if it is crap food.

God save us from whiny trannies and more so from whiny obese trannies.

Healthy food isn't accessible but craft beer is.

His bug eyed gimp is still around.

If you can't get surgery just get fatter and....

 

[scallion]

Elderly MTF trannies always end up looking like the late Genesis P-Orridge of the band Throbbing Gristle

Spoiler: Genesis

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FYI he was a weirdo musician who tried to look like his wife to become one with her. P-Orridge had also stated that he was not a transsexual but went by s/he and h/er pronouns.

He was also (surprise!) a massive rapey sexpest according to band member Cosey Fanni Tutti.

 

[Chandelier]

Why do they routinely post selfies with the caption “before hrt” “6 months of hrt” “1 year”? I would understand if they posted a pre-op and post-op for ffs. Do they think hrt reshapes their faces? I do not understand. They look exactly the same in the before and after. The only noticeable difference between some of the photos is the absence if facial hair. I am starting to suspect that they believe that hrt reshapes their faces.

Yes. They sincerely believe HRT changes their physiology and sex. I've posted screenshots of troons thinking they can get pregnant and breastfeed after taking it. It's also huge in the sports debate, with the assumption it puts males at the female level.

 

[moocow]

I'm picturing some kind of tandem pissing device that will allow two people (one with a penis, one with a vagina) to blast the same spot with urine for some unstated, nefarious purpose.

So, like, a funnel?

 

[Geranium]

I saw a Tweet of this guy on a Facebook lesbian travel group looking for women. When the only person that replied was another troon he basic said he's into real women. Since I can't find the Tweet and he's too perfect not to post.
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Treehouse of Horror Princess Peach.

Yes. They sincerely believe HRT changes their physiology and sex. I've posted screenshots of troons thinking they can get pregnant and breastfeed after taking it. It's also huge in the sports debate, with the assumption it puts males at the female level.

Oh exactly this. If I had an Islamic Content rating for every time a troon said that taking estrogen stopped them from opening jars, or lifting things, or that they felt cold at 21C, or were ditzy or forgetful, I would be the Prophet Mohamed (PBUH) Himself. (Edit: Weirdest one yet - I saw avid Kiwi Farms reader Erin "Tony" Reed say that taking estrogen had made his neck slimmer.)

Spoiler: Some time later

You:

Me:

 

[Aunt Carol]

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can someone who speaks serial killer please translate this for me?

I think the "where her vagina pees" is because he's one of those people who refers to his female self as a separate entity. You used to see that a lot with online CDs/transvestites, back when there were transvestites. (I think it's mostly a female bodysuiter thing now.)

He wants a device so he, as a man with a penis, has his pee come out of his body at the same angle it would if he had a vagina.

I'm obviously not an expert, but since I've already done this research:

This listing doesn't make it super clear. When they have one, the "vagina" is a latex/silicone tunnel that allows what's basically intercrural intercourse. It goes into the mystery hole that is the space between the wearer's thighs.

You can see there are also options for pee hookup/no pee hookup.

Different listing, similar item:

Spoiler: Sagittal diagram of silicone vagina panties

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eBay listings are usually more explicit, because the Chinese do not care much about delicate troon sensibilities.

So, who the fuck trooned out Fox Mulder?

David Lynch, in 1989. Get your head in the game.

 

[Racc]

All jokes aside, what happens if I (male) take T through meds like FtMs do? I'm not educated enough on it, but damn do I want to grow a beard.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

All jokes aside, what happens if I (male) take T through meds like FtMs do? I'm not educated enough on it, but damn do I want to grow a beard.

Not healthy

 

[One87five0]

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can someone who speaks serial killer please translate this for me?

The second half of his question is just as off-putting.

If you replace "silicone body suit" for "women's skin suit," he straight up sounds like Buffalo Bill.

 

[Geranium]

All jokes aside, what happens if I (male) take T through meds like FtMs do? I'm not educated enough on it, but damn do I want to grow a beard.

Testosterone is an anabolic steroid, ie like gym bros take. The font of all wisdom (WebMD) says:

Misuse or abuse of testosterone can cause serious side effects such as heart disease (including heart attack), stroke, liver disease, mental/mood problems, abnormal drug-seeking behavior, or improper bone growth (in adolescents).

Nausea, vomiting, headache, dizziness, hair loss, trouble sleeping, change in sexual desire, redness/swelling of the skin, change in skin color, and acne may occur.

Also there's horror stories online of people who accidentally touched the gel on someone else and got weird side effects.

Racc, I'm sure you are very handsome with a baby-smooth face, but you seriously do not want to take extra T.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Racc, I'm sure you are very handsome with a baby-smooth face, but you seriously do not want to take extra T.

Can cause:
.suicide
Acne
Violence
Small Testicles
Blood clots
Hyperlipidemia
Drug seeking behavior
Risk taking behavior
Sex addiction
Accelerated hair loss
Gynocemastia
Impulse control issues
Stroke
Heart Attack
Testicular cancer
Prostate cancer

 

[Haunted Gambler]

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https://twitter.com/lunar_neo/status/1524490859953070080 (A)

Found this tweet of hers:

Lmao even her dreams are transphobic.

 

[Geranium]

Can cause:
.suicide
Acne
Violence
Small Testicles
Blood clots
Hyperlipidemia
Drug seeking behavior
Risk taking behavior
Sex addiction
Accelerated hair loss
Gynocemastia
Impulse control issues

 

[Chandelier]

Katy Montgomerie is on ShortFatOtaku's Tubcast with Lilith Lovett, and he's shown he's one of the dumbest troons ever.

He sincerely thinks him taking estrogen makes him female, and how clownfish can change sex, therefore he can change sex.

This Troon is so fucking full of himself it's nigh impossible to believe he's sincere.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

The second half of his question is just as off-putting.

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If you replace "silicone body suit" for "women's skin suit," he straight up sounds like Buffalo Bill.

Sounds like he needs a catheter. Someone call the munchies! This dude is in need of medical supplies stat.

(I'll see myself out)