"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[Aquinas]

I want to lovingly caress Jim as a force feed him Borsht

 

[DankSmoker]

Do you think Jim has kissable lips? theres something about his voice and cadence that tells me so

They are sumptuous.

 

[FatMebius]

Jim pointing out how much of a fucking shill Peterson is ranks as one of my favorite moments.

He just wanted to spice your life up with some high quality rugs.

 

[AnOminous]

I want to lovingly caress Jim as a force feed him Borsht

I want to fuck him up his gay butthole and then slap him around.

 

[TheAntiE-CelebLeague00]

Actually, you know what, I give up trying to make this work. As long as people are allowed to shill this thread will be a constant back and forth between Jim whiteknights and Jim a-logs.

This is now the Jim a-logging thread. If you want to make a Jim love thread, make one in Multimedia. I will separate the two. If you whiteknight here, you get threadbanned. If you a-log in the new thread, you get threadbanned there. Simple as.

Edit: Jim love thread is here.

TOTAL ALOG VICTORY! The anti-eceleb league grows! The sweepy squad has their hugbox broken. Jimcels are in their weeb coom hovel crying.

The Jimspiracy has been ended by Generous Josh. To explain what the Jimspiracy is/was, it consists of two parts. The first is the sweepy squad protecting the image of Jim in this thread, which is now over.
The second part is Jim treating certain people with kid gloves. He went easy on Ralph for years. Right now he is going easy on Gator, Flamenco, and etc. Josh mentioned this on MATI where Jim was watching Mersh on the killstream. Gator said "Jim called me the eldest fag which is the nicest thing anyone has said about me." Jim didnt respond to that, but if anyone else said that Jim would have gone hard. He does the same with Flamenco, Warski, and PPP. Jim isnt a neutral party as he claims. Warski has flagged people, Jim doesnt mention this on the Kino Casino. Metokur also said he would talk about Ralph flagging if he saw proof (years ago), Ralph admitted to it. Metokur didnt mention any of it until years later (when the audience all hated Ralph).
Jim acts like he doesnt care, but he plays to the crowd. Jim was all for Nick Fuentes and Ethan Ralph, until he knew they were unpopular with his viewers. Jim was dismissive of PPP until he had the crowd on his side.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

The ravages of cancer AIDS have apparently claimed Jim's golden locks. He can no longer whip his hair back and forth. Nor does he possess the energy to hop up on the bed and turn his swag on.

According to a random Internet site I read, there are 100,000 hairs on the human head. There are, at the time of writing, 81266 members of Kiwi Farms. If each one of us were to pluck a single hair from our head and then send it to Null, he could probably arrange for a Serbian peasant woman to fashion them into a subpar wig. It would be a true wig of diversity made from hairs donated by people of all races - White, Asian, Black, Jewish, and even Ginger.

#JustOneHair

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

Null is still a libertarian at heart. The allure of an asian wife is inevitable for all of them.

Isn't Null living in Asia now?

 

[TerrorCorpCEO]

WHEN WILL YOU DIE, MEDICARE !?

 

[Spud]

Why does everyone complain about him not shitting on ralph when it involved more than just him. He doesn't want people to attack jade that's why he was silent until the Portugal trip cause it was ONLY ralph that went there

 

[IamnottheNSA]

>a-log safespace
>whiteknight safespace
Where's "people who just want to discuss shit without going to the extremes" safespace?

 

[Red flaming panda]

 

[The Deep State]

Null and Metokur are lucky to have dedicated internet retards sperging at each other over them. The obvious choice would've been to laugh at/shit on both, so when you choose to do this instead, it shows you're worse off than both of them.

 

[Aquinas]

I hate Jim

 

[The Deep State]

I can accept his occasional temper tantrums and flinging about of toys despite the fact it does come off as massively butthurt.

It just kinda sucks cause its no fun having to either shit on someone or suck them off as a rule depending on the thread

It's just a smokescreen for him to ban anyone that doesn't hate jim enough. Doncha know owning a forum gives you a right demand people act a certain way. But then again, he's always been a thin skinned little fella.

It's fucking retarded. Suppose I usually think Jim is funny but he sometimes acts like a dick and I want to make fun of him for that. I have to go over to the retard thread for that?

When you're on a site operated by a lolcow, these autistic things are going to happen. I'm surprised people even care enough to complain. I could get banned off KF right now and not give a shit.

 

[Least Concern]

>a-log safespace
>whiteknight safespace
Where's "people who just want to discuss shit without going to the extremes" safespace?

Moderate positions are not permitted on the Internet.

 

[Aquinas]

I love Jim

 

[Saint Agustin]

Mark me late, but what the fuck happened? I watched the newest MATI and Null was laughing at how Ethan needed Jimbo's permission to fight Warski. Now there are two threads? I feel like I skipped Killzone 3 again

There was someone who was sucking Metokur's dick really hard on the og thread, people calling him out, he was defending himself calling other people's name, devolved the thread into shitposting, someone tagged null to ban the guy, Null came in and made fun of Jim, he got dumb and autistic reactions, I made a small joke at Null expense, Null got serious and used my comment as the catalyst to start a thread about loving Jim (as a safe space from a-logs) while banning people who supported Jim from the thread.

I for one don't care, I said this in a previous comment, my name comes from making fun of Ralph and how he views it as a Saint and how he is so retarded he can't say Augustine properly.

AWOOOOO!!

@Saint Agustin add awooo to the poll!

Sure, I'll add that choice in future polls (won't let me edit choices anymore with the current one).

 

[IamnottheNSA]

There was someone who was sucking Metokur's dick really hard on the og thread, people calling him out, he was defending himself calling other people's name, devolved the thread into shitposting, someone tagged null to ban the guy, Null came in and made fun of Jim, he got dumb and autistic reactions, I made a small joke at Null expense, Null got serious and used my comment as the catalyst to start a thread about loving Jim (as a safe space from a-logs) while banning people who supported Jim from the thread.

Holy shit this is exceptional. From all sides.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

This is what twenty six (26) pieces of silver do to a man.

Miss him every day. (Not McJudas)

 

[Aquinas]

So, i just touched base with a former Kiwi, i think their name was *Asterisk* and he wants me to pose a question to my fellow sweetie squadies
Do you think Jim is Circumcised?