🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[MirnaMinkoff]

Great engagement in his hugbox. 225 views, only 2 "fire" ratings and 5 comments.

Tiny hug box is bored with never ending bridge burning and snaking. Ralph feuding with people more likable, and
liked, than himself (already a low bar) is real Ralphamale PR strategy.

Ralph has absolutely no ideas for content now other than being a rage pig. I doubt he can even keep track of all the blood enemies, but the number of online friends can be counted on one hand. One hand is too much for IRL friends since they don’t exist.

 

[veri]

That's the guy he shit on a few days ago, called him a faggot and said he would NEVER come on his stream. I think pauly offered a spot for warski/ralph to hash shit out. I think it's the same dude that was the first obs slave for ppp and culture war criminal.

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Didn't this faggot claim Wu was more attractive than lauren southern? This nigga projects so much.

anyone would abandon alt tech if they were allowed back on youtube. NOBODY wants to stream on youtube alternatives. nobody.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

That's the guy he shit on a few days ago, called him a faggot and said he would NEVER come on his stream. I think pauly offered a spot for warski/ralph to hash shit out. I think it's the same dude that was the first obs slave for ppp and culture war criminal.

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Didn't this faggot claim Wu was more attractive than lauren southern? This nigga projects so much.

Here’s some real bitch shit, Ralph: you helped fuel Zoe’s and the others grifts, you fat retard. You, Sargon, Matt, Thunderf00t, and every other self-identified skeptic back then. You gave them the attention they wanted, and their equally stupid supporters poured money into their coffers. Guess who was staying in an actual five-star hotel during TGS while you nit-wits launched gay ops against each other over internet clout? Not you, Ralph. For all of your brain-dead spergery, you practically wrote them the check.

 

[Sammich]

Leaving no stone unturned, he's really having a great day on twitter.

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faggot, all you do is shit on family. I hope someone literally shits on your dead whore mother's grave.

 

[Sam Losco]

faggot, all you do is shit on family. I hope someone literally shits on your dead whore mother's grave.

Something PodAwful can do.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Something PodAwful can do.

No he’ll vaguely hint at doing it and make a bunch of stupid poop puns and explain each one and then never do anything

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Here’s some real bitch shit, Ralph: you helped fuel Zoe’s and the others grifts, you fat retard. You, Sargon, Matt, Thunderf00t, and every other self-identified skeptic back then. You gave them the attention they wanted, and their equally stupid supporters poured money into their coffers. Guess who was staying in an actual five-star hotel during TGS while you nit-wits launched gay ops against each other over internet clout? Not you, Ralph. For all of your brain-dead spergery, you practically wrote them the check.

Dick (Not the rapey one. That doesn't help does it? Masterson) used to say, Maddox was very good at making everyone around him a lot of money. The same can be said of Ralph.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

faggot, all you do is shit on family. I hope someone literally shits on your dead whore mother's grave.

Man if someone goes to crittenden park where his mom is buried and takes a pic of her grave with a fresh turd on it, i'd probably die laughing. As much as he talks about defiling people's graves, I wouldn't even feel bad.

 

[AltisticRight]

anyone would abandon alt tech if they were allowed back on youtube. NOBODY wants to stream on youtube alternatives. nobody.

People would totally voluntarily stream on cozy.gov.il, dlive.gov.cn and odysee.loo.co.in.

Ralph cucked to the maximum to be on Justin Sun's Tron mining site.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Here’s some real bitch shit, Ralph: you helped fuel Zoe’s and the others grifts, you fat retard. You, Sargon, Matt, Thunderf00t, and every other self-identified skeptic back then. You gave them the attention they wanted, and their equally stupid supporters poured money into their coffers. Guess who was staying in an actual five-star hotel during TGS while you nit-wits launched gay ops against each other over internet clout? Not you, Ralph. For all of your brain-dead spergery, you practically wrote them the check.

If it makes you feel any better, she rode the gravy train like she rode the cock carousel, but if you go to Zoe's thread, you'll see her existence is arguably worse than Ralph's.

She basically still hides in her house from COVID, and doesn't even get to pretend to be a family(wo)man like Ralph does. Just her, four walls, a 3D printer, and a strangely yo-yo-ing descent into grotesque frumpiness.

 

[AltisticRight]

If it makes you feel any better, she rode the gravy train like she rode the cock carousel, but if you go to Zoe's thread, you'll see her existence is arguably worse than Ralph's.

She basically still hides in her house from COVID, and doesn't even get to pretend to be a family(wo)man like Ralph does. Just her, four walls, a 3D printer, and a strangely yo-yo-ing descent into grotesque frumpiness.

She is Ralph's type. They should hook up.

 

[SploogeInspectorGeneral]

Ralph seething right now (archive)

amazing dead mother*

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

So that means making fun of Sandra is fuel for the circus?

 

[MediocreMilt]

Ralph seething right now
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I love that he's trying to do the womanly passive-aggressive thing where he doesn't name the person, but we all know who he's talking about.

Except that he has so many enemies (that he really didn't need to create, but wet-brain) who match various pieces of this description, that it's in fact unclear whom he's subtweeting.

Best guess: Vickers, but could still be Jim.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

You dumb boomer, you're just a cheap immitation of the Ralphamale...

Real ralphamales get paid for making fools out of themselves daily.

Ralph's Tweeting implying both  him and Vickers are crazy, mentally deranged and making fools of themselves for the entertainment of others - just that Ralph wins because he makes money doing it.

It's all true, but the difference is you're stuck doing this whilst when Vickers finally comes to his senses he has his Coin Shop.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

How is vickers a boomer when he's only 10 years older than you?

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

How is vickers a boomer when he's only 10 years older than you?

The same way Metokur is an old man because he is 4 years older than Ralph.

 

[The Wokest]

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Maybe go after my dog next?
Oh! so he did read my thread where I name dropped his dog and accused him of wanting to eat it.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph seething right now (archive)
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"I have a subforum dedicated to making fun of my every move" isn't the win you think it is, Ethan.

We want you to make a lot of money and have a great life. I would personally love to see you visit Latin America and Africa.

 

[TheAntiE-CelebLeague00]

Tiny hug box is bored with never ending bridge burning and snaking. Ralph feuding with people more likable, and
liked, than himself (already a low bar) is real Ralphamale PR strategy.

Ralph has absolutely no ideas for content now other than being a rage pig. I doubt he can even keep track of all the blood enemies, but the number of online friends can be counted on one hand. One hand is too much for IRL friends since they don’t exist.

He had that one friend who called into his show when the alleged dog killings of the 90s was revealed. Now I am skeptical if that guy was actually a friend of Ralph's, and even if he was it was a guy Ralph knew in 8th grade.

To your first point I think Null mentioned as long as Ralph can get debates/bloodsports on his show he can keep himself afloat. As long as he can get Styx, Spencer, and other political e-celebs on to talk over each for two hours the guntguards are satisfied.