🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 20 7.2%
  • lol no

    Votes: 259 92.8%

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Still hasn't gotten over having his dick called small by a bunch of women.

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Those don't look like cutter marks, normally when you see a cutter you see a bunch of cuts not just 2 really really small ones. also these are on the back side of the arm where normally you see them on the front because who the hell leans around them to do a couple super super tiny cuts.

From these two points I can come to the conclusion they are almost surly cat scratches from holding a cat, that would explain why they are facing behind and not infront.
 
Ralph seething right now (archive)
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Lol, Ralph has achieved the height of his fame by finally breaking out of the obscure alt-right political sphere into apex lolcow status. Ralph unites people of all political stripes via laughter and mocking the obese rage pig.

Ralph’s recent chest beating about all the money he makes only makes it clear he’s going broke. Poor guy went from planning Vegas and Mexican escapes from Pantsu to just dreaming about driving to a casino in Indiana.

Ralph is in consistent meltdown mode because he’s so mad that people are making bank mocking him. Ralph is only person not making good money
on Ralph drama. Ralph mockery is generating thousands in superchats a week, but Ralph himself gets less and less every week. At this point he could earn better money just agreeing to appear on other streams that would spilt the insult superchat income with him.

Ironically Ralph could significantly hurt the income and easy content of a few of his blood enemies if he just acted like an non-retard adult for a few weeks. The two things that even spite can’t motivate Ralph to do is reign in the rage pig and lose weight/exercise.

Speaking of the non-existent spite walks. We haven’t heard anymore about those have we? I wonder if Ralph rage pigged at his Apple Watch for being exhausted and winded at 1/2 a mile or just wept when he realized he needed a rascal scooter to cover two miles?
 
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Lol, Ralph has achieved the height of his fame by finally breaking out of the obscure alt-right political sphere into apex lolcow status. Ralph unites people of all political stripes via laughter and mocking the obese rage pig.

Ralph’s recent chest beating about all the money he makes only makes it clear he’s going broke. Poor guy went from planning Vegas and Mexican escapes from Pantsu to just dreaming about driving to a casino in Indiana.

Ralph is in consistent meltdown mode because he’s so mad that people are making bank mocking him. Ralph is only person not making good money
on Ralph drama. Ralph mockery is generating thousands in superchats a week, but Ralph himself gets less and less every week. At this point he could earn better money just agreeing to appear on other streams that would spilt the insult superchat income with him.

Ironically Ralph could significantly hurt the income and easy content of a few of his blood enemies if he just acted like an non-retard adult for a few weeks. The two things that even spite can’t motivate Ralph to do is reign in the rage pig and lose weight/exercise.

Speaking of the non-existent spite walks. We haven’t heard anymore about those have we? I wonder if Ralph rage pigged at his Apple Watch for being exhausted and winded at 1/2 a mile or just wept when he realized he needed a rascal scooter to cover two miles?
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Judging by the mud caked on his apple watch I assume he got distracted on his last walk by a nice cool mud-pit and he just couldn't resist rolling around in it like the piggy he is.
 
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Judging by the mud caked on his apple watch I assume he got distracted on his last walk by a nice cool mud-pit and he just couldn't resist rolling around in it like the piggy he is.

As much as i dislike Ralph, i think those are just trees getting reflected on the watch screen.
But I'd love to see Ralph pig out on a mud puddle
 
Great engagement in his hugbox. 225 views, only 2 "fire" ratings and 5 comments.
It should be noted that he purposefully only allows positive reactions in his telegram channel.
No thumbs-down to be found.

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that poor choice of words (given the context of ralphs latest judicial dealings) just made me laugh real hard.
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Still hasn't gotten over having his dick called small by a bunch of women.

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One or either of those could be BGC/smallpox vaccination scars stretched due to weight gain or age, cat scratches, hitting herself with some filth in her appartment.

Someone should hand this midget a stepladder, maybe he'll have a chance to land one of his reaches towards sailor mutt then.
 
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Anybody got speculation for "The Suprise"?
I'll start:
  • Did he book an interview with somebody high up in the discord that had Elon Musk's ex, Grimes in it, which gave him a role after he verified himself on twitter yesterday?
  • Is he back in Portugal or did he just forget to update his location on his iPhone?
  • Is he releasing a sex tape that digitally alters his member to be a respectable length?
 
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Anybody got speculation for "The Suprise"?
I'll start:
  • Did he book an interview with somebody high up in the discord that had Elon Musk's ex, Grimes in it, which gave him a role after he verified himself on twitter yesterday?
  • Is he back in Portugal or did he just forget to update his location on his iPhone?
  • Is he releasing a sex tape that digitally alters his member to be a respectable length?
Why is his location listed as Portugal? Did he just spoil his surprise? I think so.
 
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Anybody got speculation for "The Suprise"?
I'll start:
  • Did he book an interview with somebody high up in the discord that had Elon Musk's ex, Grimes in it, which gave him a role after he verified himself on twitter yesterday?
  • Is he back in Portugal or did he just forget to update his location on his iPhone?
  • Is he releasing a sex tape that digitally alters his member to be a respectable length?
The first one.
 
Ralph, believing that the forum is somehow responsible for the persecution of catboy enthusiast Nick Fuentes is claiming that the forum is an evil leftie site that wants to silence right wingers.
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Lmao that clip is hilarious, glad Josh has his links on screen.
Anybody who actually clicks play on the video is more likely to be endeared towards Null than buy into the Guntspiracy theory.

Truly the ultimate heel.
 
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Anybody got speculation for "The Suprise"?
I'll start:
  • Did he book an interview with somebody high up in the discord that had Elon Musk's ex, Grimes in it, which gave him a role after he verified himself on twitter yesterday?
  • Is he back in Portugal or did he just forget to update his location on his iPhone?
  • Is he releasing a sex tape that digitally alters his member to be a respectable length?
Maybe Riley Reid accepted that Killstream invitation.
 
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