Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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Portugal Trip II. Guard your truffles, the quest for his lost purse begins!

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Some updates, it is confirmed that he is shopping at Burberry for what is assumed to be a feed bag/man purse

It's confirmed to be a purse.

And an alog on some discord has managed to find him by his distinctive odor:

https://twitter.com/kinocopter/status/1528802315053912066/photo/1

Cog Flys Out:



Ralph picks a fight with Cog and Friend and more importantly a picture of his new Man Purse with matching shirt he bought:






Cogs Stream of the interaction:

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Cogs Aftermath Video

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And finally the purse has been identified:



The Vtuber Rabbit joins in on the fun with a course entitled "Learning How to Fight Back Purse Thieves"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucGYieH_j_U

Nick Rekieta decided to show the video in a break of the Johny Depp vs Amber Heard in front of 35k liveviewers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R78lt1JQ6cE&t=18660

And finally Ralph true to his word of saying that only a pussy would get the police involved, he has filed a police report:

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1530562674177761293

https://archive.ph/VpP9u

 

[Sam Losco]

He ruined his own surprise by being a tech illiterate moron and not turning off location tagging.

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Anybody got speculation for "The Suprise"?
I'll start:

• Did he book an interview with somebody high up in the discord that had Elon Musk's ex, Grimes in it, which gave him a role after he verified himself on twitter yesterday?
• Is he back in Portugal or did he just forget to update his location on his iPhone?
• Is he releasing a sex tape that digitally alters his member to be a respectable length?

Ralph, believing that the forum is somehow responsible for the persecution of catboy enthusiast Nick Fuentes is claiming that the forum is an evil leftie site that wants to silence right wingers.
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[Squirrelcop]

WHY?!?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralphs back in Portugal? Underaged tranny prostitutes beware!

 

[DewsLit]

WHY?!?

To get another severe beating.

 

[ZheZuoShan]

I'm worried this trip won't be as entertaining as the last. With any luck this comment will age poorly.

 

[CatboyCumDump]

Portugal 2: Man Purse Boogaloo

 

[draggs]

Such a good father, going on another vacation to get revenge on Andi Warski's people like a month(?) after his child is born

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

...Ralph unironically snuck back to Portugal. Did he seriously think that Warski had organised his beating last time so he wanted to get into the country before anyone realised?

It's now been proven to me that Ralph is there for underage prostitutes. Why else would you go back so quickly, especially when last time he got a beating was for his interactions with prostitutes.

 

[TurdFondler]

You have got to be shitting me.

 

[metroid_fetish]

Food emergency threatens Portugal

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"Corn is the major component in animal feed. As Jaime Piçarra, secretary general of the Portuguese association of animal feed industries, told Expresso: “Just in the last week, the price of a tonne of corn leapt from €300 to €420. This means, animal feed will increase 25% to 30%, which producers won’t be able to afford. The industry could collapse.”

He's gone back to cash out his corn harvest surplus.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Good, maybe he can get his other eye broken

 

[JunkMan.exe]

Is he going to get the Monkey Pox?

 

[yahowahi]

WTF. At this point I assume even Ralph doesn’t believe he’ll live long enough for his credit card debt to affect him.

Is he there to spite the ayylogs despite the pointless debt, fuck children, or assault Andy’s family? I can’t think of other reasons he’d go back.

 

[LadiosSopp]

Hopefully his other eye gets caved in this time. Don't forget to holler at all those underage Portuguese whores for maximum effect Ralph!

 

[LemonParty]

Going on spite vaction without your significant other, child, or friends of any kind is a fantastic way to own the haters.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Ah, I see he got tired of the fan forum pointing out his assymetric eyes and he's going back to finish the job.

Good on you, Ethan.

 

[Muppetstudios]

Is he going to get the Monkey Pox?

More likely to spread Swinepox, looking up the symptoms he has all of them except for the anorexia could help his gunt

 

[Jann_Hörn]

For real this time though; Warski’s sister invited him and they are going to make that stupid coke head look like a complete idiot

Also, what is there to do in Portugal? Imagine visiting a place and getting so badly beaten by the locals that you need to visit there again just to prove a point that you aren’t scared of it.

 

[Smarty Pants]

How does he keep on delivering? At this point my theory is that Null is a crypto millionaire that sends Ralph tens of thousands of dollars a month to do retarded shit to keep the forum growing.