Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%
  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%
  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%
  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%
  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%
  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%

  • Total voters
    1,091
  • Poll closed .
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This might be the last picture you will ever see of Ralph. RIP.
 
dude what the fuck did i just witness. i just get home and turn on youtube and the first thing i see instantly is Ralphs bleeding face and cog and some fat guy screaming while ralph rolls around in the streets of portugal with his ass out

i'd be lying if i said I was laughing. my main emotion right now is terror
Brits on tour lol


I owe Ralph an apology - this trip was not retarded, it was his best thing EVA!!!
 
I'm just leaving Cog stream's archive here, just in case.

:null: Compressed, just the fight.


 
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Ok, a quick synopsis for those that missed it.

Cog was there with a friend, found Ralph, sneaked a peak around a corner of him. Ralph walks up talking shit at least, according to Cog started violence. Ralph, as in every fight, immediately goes to the ground, no defense, just shots to the face. Cogs friend punches him in his bad eye a few times while he's down and talking shit. They try to leave, Ralph gets back up, comes at them again, again gets laid out flat, this repeats a couple times, he's taken down into the street at least once. Yells for Police like a mugged woman and assures them they are going to jail. Loses his phone near the end, pedestrian picks it up but doesn't aim it at anything before giving it back, just as a 10 dollar dono starts play YAKETY SAXS!

Ralph completely felted. This is the third time we have him of video completely unable to defend himself in an altercation. He's a squealer not a fighter, I could expect a woman of his height to lay him out. His fat pig arms can't even get up in time to defend himself, he just talks shit, takes a hit to the face and immediately goes to the ground.
 
DAN WINS! He gets several hits on Ralph's head before saying 5 star days.
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Straight up punched Ralph retarded.
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EDIT:
So the person who kicked Ralph's as was not Cog but his friend Dan. The whole ordeal captured much better by Cog.
ROUND 1 Dan 1 - Ralph 0

Round 2: Dan 2 - Ralph 0

Round 3: Dan 3 - Ralph 0


The fight from each side
Ralph's side which goes dark very quickly so more audio than anything

Cog's perspective

Ralph is claiming the guy had brass knuckles. Find any frame in the fight where you can see that. I can't seem to find it.
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They were not brass knuckles but the sunglasses.
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