Oh boy, Kate moss. And done.
I was gutted that she wasn't there in person. I had all these fantasies about them crossing paths in the bathroom and heard having to wear shades for the next fortnight.
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that's a fahkin' shiner y'silly cahnt'.
Reckon Moss could take her, easy.
It's honestly so telling that all of Amber's expert witnesses are misusing tests and scales, breaking ethics, not using the checklists or tests they're supposed to be using, or just making up things wholesale out of naught but their creativity. She cannot find anyone who can twist the facts into something positive for her, she has to lie at every step of the way. That's an extreme indicator of what was really going on between Amber and Johnny.
Dr Curry was savage! And Elaine had fuck all, it was glorious.
S : Kate Moss btfo's yet another claim by Amber.
See, I thought that just showed that the rumour even existed.
Obvs during the week off they'd checked social media and seen everyone blow it up, that's why she said she'd it was a rumour she'd heard somewhere, dunno
But...she has no knowledge of Carly Simon's most well known song that crossed a few genres decades and everyone in the western world knew all the words to the chorus at the very least? The song that her husband covered along with their goff friend, that one?
But...she heard a rumour from the 90s that I'd not even heard, as a brit who was of a similar age when Kate Moss and Johnny Depp scratching their arses was front page news? Gi'oor dickhead. Honestly.
He may be on some kind of xanax for the stress of the trial. Or he's being extremely careful to avoid saying things that will get him in trouble on cross. And - in fairness - he's giving very emotional testimony.
Amber is ridiculously insufferable today. I'm surprised she doesn't think this is going to reflect poorly on her to the jurors. She literally can't help herself from smirking while Johnny is talking about abuse where she hurt him or where she hurt Whitney, she smirked looking at the scene of the crime where she thought she was going to die, and then she just frowned in disapproval as he talked about charities and his own feelings.
I think she's just gone fukkit, might as well go full Dr Evil at this point.
Are cats allowed in the courtroom?
She's decided on a tactic for after she loses I reckon. Her and Eve and the rest of the witches are gonna lean heavily on the fact that Hicksville, TMZ etc saw 'a bit' of social media and came to court for the clout. All on the bandwagon and proving the pont of her op-ed entirely.
And dumbfucks out there will lap that shit up.
The issue might be that the arrest record was expunged so those records might not be available for use in this proceeding. The testimony of the police officer, however.....
There was an audio flying about of her in court the next day. She was told that the victim had 2 years where she could press charges if she wanted to, it wasn't just dismissed or thrown out. Can't remember the exact phrasing and not a yank so unsure if that's an expunge-able thing? For normal people or only if you've got clout?
Caught some of the TMZ cross, he got away with being dead cheeky, didn't work for that gurner the other day did it lol
Alerted to turn up at court for the TRO...no waaaiiii
Bit let down he didn't just drop a name tho.
Hoping metadata testimony grips the jury, but there's a lot of messing around and he's dry, so...
