Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

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Bryan has apparently discovered the term "life ruination" only after Metokur used it a couple times in the Jim/Ralph stream on Boulder Boy's channel.
@instythot is exactly correct that he inserts Jim language into his vernacular like a software update and it's retarded and beyond that Bryan is gay lol
Now that we're back to semi-regular Jim streams, we also get to look forward to Bryan getting a metokernel update once a month or so
 
This is certainly new information that is at odds with Bryan's frequent claims that the jannies are under direct instructions from Null to fuck with him whenever possible... But I do have to ask: how would a person tell the difference between the regular Bryan Dunn whose paranoid and bipolar antics we enjoy and a triggered Bryan Dunn?
No idea. I think the interaction was Byram doing a rant about how IRL people are complete degenerate scum or something and that no one can change his mind of that.

My response was "Bryan, no one can't change your mind about anything".

I will defend the mod here. I am sure as shit not willing to replace them and do their job. They mod the way they see fit.

The other thing is for all I know, Byran may have just sperged out 10 responses in a row on the thread and they were deleted long before I work up and got the original mod message.

And frankly, I understand any mod just trying to contain and limit Bryan 's stupidity as much as possible, in the easiest fashion possible so I am just going to stay away from the guy.

It's just hilarious this guy acts like the mods are so terrible to him.
 
No idea. I think the interaction was Byram doing a rant about how IRL people are complete degenerate scum or something and that no one can change his mind of that.

My response was "Bryan, no one can't change your mind about anything".

I will defend the mod here. I am sure as shit not willing to replace them and do their job. They mod the way they see fit.

The other thing is for all I know, Byran my have just sperged out 10 responses in a row on the thread and they were deleted long before I work up and got the original mod message.

And frankly, I understand any mod just trying to contain and limit Bryan 's stupidity as much as possible, in the easiest fashion possible so I am just going to stay away from the guy.
You might have just earned yourself a spot on his eternal enemies list

It really is a balancing act for the mods, on the one hand you want a functional forum about lolcows. On the other, you have a truly underrated lolcow who has made this forum his natural habitat
 
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You might have just earned yourself a spot on his eternal enemies list

It really is a balancing act for the mods, on the one hand you want a functional forum about lolcows. On the other, you have a truly underrated lolcow who has made this forum his natural habitat
Totally true. Everybody likes to shit and hate on mods, but let's be real, this place would grind to a halt in minutes without them.

Honestly one of the better things about this site is the quality of the moderation.

Byran is the herpes of kiwi farms. There is no cure. You just got to learn to live with it.
 
Totally true. Everybody likes to shit and hate on mods, but let's be real, this place would grind to a halt in minutes without them.

Honestly one of the better things about this site is the quality of the moderation.

Byran is the herpes of kiwi farms. There is no cure. You just got to learn to live with it.
Do they? I don't think the mods do anything wrong.
You know intuitively that they're all weirdos as people in real life, but they seem to keep the tranny janny-type behavior to a minimum and mostly seem pretty friendly. They're doing this shit for free, if you like the site then show some appreciation.

Hell, if anyone ever does something a little rash it can be Josh, but he usually makes the right decisions in the long run, and it absolutely doesn't help that the guy has got an endless stream of these weird faggots constantly sitting in the margins plotting whatever gay trash they do behind the scenes and waiting for any sign of weakness because they have a personality disorder and no direction or goals in life.

Honestly guys like Dunn or that Britbong guy are one breed of cow I don't understand, maybe I'm just not involved enough in internet shit. Are you able to tell me what they're even after when they do what they do? Are they thinking about money, or popularity, or what?

I've always figured they wanted to be a sort of metokur like figure who people respect and are afraid of, but jim has always wisely rejected the idea of internet friendship and getting involved in gay community drama nonsense, while dudes like Dunn very much do the opposite.
 
I just hate when I’m reading an interesting thread and this guy comes in making some of the worst posts possible and then derails the next 3 pages of the thread.
Usually it’s him autistically focusing on a small detail that doesn’t matter, or god forbid if someone related to the topic turns up and it turns into a shitty interview with paragraph long questions and answers.
 
Do they? I don't think the mods do anything wrong.
You know intuitively that they're all weirdos as people in real life, but they seem to keep the tranny janny-type behavior to a minimum and mostly seem pretty friendly. They're doing this shit for free, if you like the site then show some appreciation.

Hell, if anyone ever does something a little rash it can be Josh, but he usually makes the right decisions in the long run, and it absolutely doesn't help that the guy has got an endless stream of these weird faggots constantly sitting in the margins plotting whatever gay trash they do behind the scenes and waiting for any sign of weakness because they have a personality disorder and no direction or goals in life.

Honestly guys like Dunn or that Britbong guy are one breed of cow I don't understand, maybe I'm just not involved enough in internet shit. Are you able to tell me what they're even after when they do what they do? Are they thinking about money, or popularity, or what?

I've always figured they wanted to be a sort of metokur like figure who people respect and are afraid of, but jim has always wisely rejected the idea of internet friendship and getting involved in gay community drama nonsense, while dudes like Dunn very much do the opposite.
I honestly am not into video games so my understanding is that gamer gate was a bunch of video game fans shocked and horrified to learn that the video game industry operates like every other fucking industry on the planet.

It sounds like Bryan was sort of on the ground floor, but his antics pretty much alienated him from everyone prior to him making any money with the gamer gate thing, unlike some people who were able to turn the drama into some decent cash.

Maybe it's a sunk cost fallacy where he thinks he is real close to turning into Metokur or maybe his real life is so fucking miserable that sinking hours into internet drama is more important than having functional relationships with real people, whatever the reason, Byran just can't fucking move on.

I also just find it amazing how he will lie about the dumbest shit.
 
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Let me clear this up.
I didn't even notice the post from @JustStopDude or if I did I didn't think to act on it. Bryan replied to it "Fuck you" and someone reported that post before I saw it. So I deleted both posts to nip it in the butt. Like it or not, Bryan does have quite a long history with Ralph so it's not always a bad thing to have him posting... though more times than not it is because he's so goddamn autistic and schizo. But when he can take his meds and clear his mind, he can occasionally drop some interesting info. Also, he's not going away. He's been banned countless times and even sent a C&D and he just keeps coming back. I have thread banned him from most of the active threads in the gunt board though, and it was hilarious watching him throw a fit in chat and demand Null remove me as mod.

That being said, the more @Juan But Not Forgotten spergs out, the more I want to just start thread banning him and let Bryan do whatever the fuck he wants. He's so obsessed with alogging Bryan that he's become just as annoying as Bryan. Chill the fuck out retard. You trying to start a fight with Bryan in every goddamn thread he posts in does not help anything. If you weren't so retarded, you'd realize that Bryan freely posting is good for THIS thread. Look no further than the tuxlovesyou thread where Bryan just admitted to hanging out in Discord with him.
 
I have thread banned him from most of the active threads in the gunt board though, and it was hilarious watching him throw a fit in chat and demand Null remove me as mod.
Man, I may have to try going into chat once to see stuff like that. Well broomed, sir
 
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Let me clear this up.
I didn't even notice the post from @JustStopDude or if I did I didn't think to act on it. Bryan replied to it "Fuck you" and someone reported that post before I saw it. So I deleted both posts to nip it in the butt. Like it or not, Bryan does have quite a long history with Ralph so it's not always a bad thing to have him posting... though more times than not it is because he's so goddamn autistic and schizo. But when he can take his meds and clear his mind, he can occasionally drop some interesting info. Also, he's not going away. He's been banned countless times and even sent a C&D and he just keeps coming back. I have thread banned him from most of the active threads in the gunt board though, and it was hilarious watching him throw a fit in chat and demand Null remove me as mod.

That being said, the more @Juan But Not Forgotten spergs out, the more I want to just start thread banning him and let Bryan do whatever the fuck he wants. He's so obsessed with alogging Bryan that he's become just as annoying as Bryan. Chill the fuck out retard. You trying to start a fight with Bryan in every goddamn thread he posts in does not help anything. If you weren't so retarded, you'd realize that Bryan freely posting is good for THIS thread. Look no further than the tuxlovesyou thread where Bryan just admitted to hanging out in Discord with him.
I sincerely apologize. I didn't mean to rile up Bryan. You folks got enough on your plate without me starting shit.
 
I honestly am not into video games so my understanding is that gamer gate was a bunch of video game fans shocked and horrified to learn that the video game industry operates like every other fucking industry on the planet.

It sounds like Bryan was sort of on the ground floor, but his antics pretty much alienated him from everyone prior to him making any money with the gamer gate thing, unlike some people who were able to turn the drama into some decent cash.

Maybe it's a sunk cost fallacy where he thinks he is real close to turning into Metokur or maybe his real life is so fucking miserable that sinking hours into internet drama is more important than having functional relationships with real people, whatever the reason, Byran just can't fucking move on.

I also just find it amazing how he will lie about the dumbest shit.
I know a lot of idiocy spawned from GG, so it doesn't surprise me that someone like this would've too. I knew he had some goings ons with the sons of kojima or something too.

Maybe that's it, the world goes down the tubes and instead of bucking up they just delve further and further into the whirlpool of the internet.

Man, I may have to try going into chat once to see stuff like that. Well broomed, sir
That's sort of what I've come to assume with these people who whine about mods; 90% of the time it seems like whatever is happening to make them bitch it's happening in chat. That's the nice thing about actually writing posts, is that you have until you're done wriitng to realize you're being unreasonable and should let something go.

That being said, the more @Juan But Not Forgotten spergs out, the more I want to just start thread banning him and let Bryan do whatever the fuck he wants. He's so obsessed with alogging Bryan that he's become just as annoying as Bryan. Chill the fuck out retard. You trying to start a fight with Bryan in every goddamn thread he posts in does not help anything. If you weren't so retarded, you'd realize that Bryan freely posting is good for THIS thread. Look no further than the tuxlovesyou thread where Bryan just admitted to hanging out in Discord with him.
Dunn's definitely a loon, but I can't see necessarily hating him. He's a bit too pitiful, and no matter how retarded he acts it does seem kind of like he just wants people to accept him and think he's cool.

PS: just so you know, it's "nip it in the bud", like when a plant is growing and you snip the bud off
 
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Do you really read asking him to put Ralph's face on a punching bag as doing something to own Ralph instead of making fun of Pol?
Yes, because A - it's siding with one retard to own another, B - he wouldn't do this anyway. If he wanted to make fun of him, he should've questioned if he is going to fight anyone. When people did this, this caused him to call Ralph's show or leave long posts full of accusations of "Guntboard gunguarding".

He's so obsessed with alogging Bryan
Wow, such words. Go take a look at your board. You wouldn't know what a-log is if Anthony Logatto knocked at your door. But I guess this is another thing, since it's directed towards Gunt.

Like it or not, Bryan does have quite a long history with Ralph so it's not always a bad thing to have him posting... though more times than not it is because he's so goddamn autistic and schizo. But when he can take his meds and clear his mind, he can occasionally drop some interesting info.
Oh, don't give me that shit. He had some interaction with Ralph during GG and this was 8 years ago. No one cares about that, except couple of fags. If you don't believe, go check his thread on GG operations. After that it's become pretty onesided hatred and we know all about it.

You trying to start a fight with Bryan in every goddamn thread he posts in does not help anything. If you weren't so retarded, you'd realize that Bryan freely posting is good for THIS thread.
Nope, when I call him out on his lies, he explodes every time and comes up with new bullshit, like me calling CPS on him or BSV hanging out on Discord with Ralph or whatever. It's always funny to catch him on that. But it's also funny how me poking him concerns you, while him sperging for pages about Ralph being the worst human being on Earth is perfectly fine. No wonder your board is shit.

Bryan just admitted to hanging out in Discord with him.
Firstly, did he post any proof? Even you should know by now how much his word is worth. Secondly, and? The Discord is probably the last place that tolerates him and of course he would hang out around people who hate Ralph. I don't see what's your point here, unless that degenerate told him how he touched his sister and Bryan kept it to himself and continued to interact with him. Otherwise, I don't see why it matters.

it was hilarious watching him throw a fit in chat and demand Null remove me as mod.
Wait, really? Do you have screenshots of that?

When it comes to Bryan, it's in the butt. :smug:
Well, not really.
- Nah, Danny... I'll suck his penis, but I'm not taking in the ass.
- No, because his penis is bigger.
- No, it's not!
 
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Believing Bryan is pretty retarded given his history of lying and making shit up to make the people he's trying to get famous off of or who he thinks wronged him look worse. He did it with both goobergate where he'd claim to know shit about certain people and then make up a lot of shit to chase clout, as sourced in the OP. He also did this with pigroach, pretending he's totally a trained auditor guys trust me.

I'll merely state that he's certainly doing it with Ralph since he thinks he can get fame and e-friends out of that subforum if he becomes cool enough. It's just how he is and will be till the day he dies.
 
Bryan does have quite a long history with Ralph so it's not always a bad thing to have him posting...
There is one problem though. He still keeps adding to that history. The guntboard isn't exactly fair an balanced. Anything that doesn't dehumanize and humiliate Ralph in the umpteent degree is "gunt guarding" Not sure where that word even came from. But it seem to want to encourage a psychopathic unhinged attitude. Like talking crazy about Ethan ralph is the only right thing to do. I could not think of a worse environment to have Bryan in.

I know this may be hard to believe but from experience with hate mobs I can tell you, at some point it completely crosses the line of ridicule and laughter, to I spit on your grave. And I think Bryan is a great example of this. It's tales about life ruination and extreme hate. Dehumanizing behavior and the thirst for extreme violence, and vengeance. Do you think Ethan Ralph makes him laugh, or that he is Seething with anger?

I thought the idea of being an a-log was bad. Not something that should be encouraged. Am I wrong?
 
There is one problem though. He still keeps adding to that history. The guntboard isn't exactly fair an balanced. Anything that doesn't dehumanize and humiliate Ralph in the umpteent degree is "gunt guarding" Not sure where that word even came from. But it seem to want to encourage a psychopathic unhinged attitude. Like talking crazy about Ethan ralph is the only right thing to do. I could not think of a worse environment to have Bryan in.

I know this may be hard to believe but from experience with hate mobs I can tell you, at some point it completely crosses the line of ridicule and laughter, to I spit on your grave. And I think Bryan is a great example of this. It's tales about life ruination and extreme hate. Dehumanizing behavior and the thirst for extreme violence, and vengeance. Do you think Ethan Ralph makes him laugh, or that he is Seething with anger?

I thought the idea of being an a-log was bad. Not something that should be encouraged. Am I wrong?
I see where you might get that idea from. However, people do give Ralph his wins every time Grandpa Vickers fucks up in court.

A big part of the problem in standards of behavior in the gunt board is that a huge percentage of the primary players (Ralph, Dingo, Rand, Big Tech, all of the Vickers, Ade, Cog, Dick Masterson, Bryan, Baked, etc) are simply white (or whitish in Bryan's case) trash and expecting white trash to behave with any semblance of being a member of society is pointless, so we might as well just say "I bet you won't" and wait for them to post video results. So much white trash just kind of brings everything around them down to their level. Plus, as Daddy Gym correctly pointed out to Ralph: Ralph himself sets the tone and keeps lowering the behavior bar for his own online experience
 
Believing Bryan is pretty retarded given his history of lying and making shit up to make the people he's trying to get famous off of or who he thinks wronged him look worse. He did it with both goobergate where he'd claim to know shit about certain people and then make up a lot of shit to chase clout, as sourced in the OP. He also did this with pigroach, pretending he's totally a trained auditor guys trust me.

I'll merely state that he's certainly doing it with Ralph since he thinks he can get fame and e-friends out of that subforum if he becomes cool enough. It's just how he is and will be till the day he dies.

Exactly. He comes to GuntBoard and brings this shit for quick asspats.
You claimed that Ralph was a borderline nazi during GG here and there.
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Three months after that you claimed, that Ralph was a leftist during GG. And not so long ago you pushed this shit again.
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But "he can occasionally drop some interesting info", right, @Sam Losco? Doesn't matter if it's true, it only matters if it makes Ralph look like and even bigger fuck-up.

So much white trash just kind of brings everything around them down to their level.
That's not the best approach, if people act like retards while watching other retards, blaming it all on said retards only makes them act even more retarded. And really, "I act retarded because Ralph is so bad"? That's textbook example of a-logging.
 
That's not the best approach, if people act like retards while watching other retards, blaming it all on said retards only makes them act even more retarded. And really, "I act retarded because Ralph is so bad"? That's textbook example of a-logging.
It's not ideal, but the guntsphere is basically a black hole of retarded behavior that Bryan fits perfectly into

It will, however, be quite entertaining the next time Bry Bry acts shocked and surprised when he gets fucked with IRL by someone who says:

"imma rape your sister"
"I would kill x if I could get away with it"
"everything is on the table"
 
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