Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[SaidNoOneEver]

Ralph might have driven to DC and taken his flight there though, it's much cheaper than adding an extra leg on a regional jet to Richmond. You can find direct return flights from Dulles to Lisbon departing next week for less than $700

$437 round-trip non-stop from Dulles to Lisbon.

https://www.google.com/travel/flights/search?tfs=CBwQAhpIagcIARIDSUFEEgoyMDIyLTA2LTA1cgwIAhIIL20vMDRsbGIiHwoDSUFEEgoyMDIyLTA2LTA1GgNMSVMqAlVBMgM5NDIyAlVBGidqDAgCEggvbS8wNGxsYhIKMjAyMi0wNi0xNHIHCAESA0lBRDICVUFwAYIBCwj___________8BQAFIAZgBAQ&tfu=CmxDalJJUXpVM2JUTnVaM0pNYUdkQlJsOHhhbWRDUnkwdExTMHRMUzB0TFhsellteGlPVUZCUVVGQlIwdFlXRVZuU1ZoQ2JVRkJFZ1ZWUVRrME1ob0xDT0hVQWhBQ0dnTlZVMFE0SEhEaDFBST0SBggBEAAYAA&hl=en&gl=us&client=firefox-b-1-d&curr=USD

 

[JohnnyText]

$437 round-trip non-stop from Dulles to Lisbon.

https://www.google.com/travel/flights/search?tfs=CBwQAhpIagcIARIDSUFEEgoyMDIyLTA2LTA1cgwIAhIIL20vMDRsbGIiHwoDSUFEEgoyMDIyLTA2LTA1GgNMSVMqAlVBMgM5NDIyAlVBGidqDAgCEggvbS8wNGxsYhIKMjAyMi0wNi0xNHIHCAESA0lBRDICVUFwAYIBCwj___________8BQAFIAZgBAQ&tfu=CmxDalJJUXpVM2JUTnVaM0pNYUdkQlJsOHhhbWRDUnkwdExTMHRMUzB0TFhsellteGlPVUZCUVVGQlIwdFlXRVZuU1ZoQ2JVRkJFZ1ZWUVRrME1ob0xDT0hVQWhBQ0dnTlZVMFE0SEhEaDFBST0SBggBEAAYAA&hl=en&gl=us&client=firefox-b-1-d&curr=USD

With how Ralph's personality. He might've gotten premium economy or business for his ego boost.

 

[EyeGuy]

After Fatima, the ragepig is en route to  Madrid.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Ralph might have driven to DC and taken his flight there though, it's much cheaper than adding an extra leg on a regional jet to Richmond. You can find direct return flights from Dulles to Lisbon departing next week for less than $700

That’s what he usually does. Who cares that Pantsu has to drive anywhere from 3-7 hours round trip with an infant just to save maybe a couple hundred bucks that he’s going to blow on utter garbage.
ETA also he doesn’t have to pay for long term parking at Dulles or drive drunk back to Richmond. Thanks doormat, er Pantsu!

 

[LadiosSopp]

After Fatima, the ragepig is en route to  Madrid.
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Inb4 he gets hog hunted in Madrid too haha

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

After Fatima, the ragepig is en route to  Madrid.
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Has he been wearing the same shirt? cause only shirt I seen him since the trip besides the black polo.

 

[Tobias]

Has he been wearing the same shirt? cause only shirt I seen him since the trip besides the black polo.

If you think that's bad remember he goes commando

 

[Odogaron_big_red_dog]

It had to be done.

I laughed, I cried, I shit my pants. Bravo.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Has he been wearing the same shirt? cause only shirt I seen him since the trip besides the black polo.

Celebrating the first day of Pride Month.

 

[Polyboros2]

After Fatima, the ragepig is en route to  Madrid.
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Enhance!

He's taking a selfie holding on to his dumb fucking cellphone stick while sitting, meaning he probably was sitting outside the plane the whole time, and boarded, holding it like his gay little Livestream wand.


Also, Pokemon revealed a trailer for their new game based on Portugal, and revealed Lechonk, and I'm starting to suspect they are Alogging.

 

[JohnnyText]

Enhance!
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He's taking a selfie holding on to his dumb fucking cellphone stick while sitting, meaning he probably was sitting outside the plane the whole time, and boarded, holding it like his gay little Livestream wand.

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Also, Pokemon revealed a trailer for their new game based on Portugal, and revealed Lechonk, and I'm starting to suspect they are Alogging.

Maybe just the economy?

 

[Rage Pig]

After Fatima, the ragepig is en route to  Madriddisgusting

What is wrong with his thumb? Looks like someone photoshopped a small thumb on his deformed, disgusting, fat hand.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

What is wrong with his thumb? Looks like someone photoshopped a small thumb on his deformed, disgusting, fat hand.

If I had the capacity to pity others, I’d pity the person that has to sit next to Ralph on the plane. “Have you heard of GamerGate?”

 

[AnOminous]

I mean, you could do it right around $3k i suppose but it wouldn't be particularly enjoyable.

That's pretty expensive for kissing pavement. He could do that for free right here.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph the type of nigga to get mad because he's not a Sky Miles Rewards member and doesn't get a special thank you from the captain.

 

[AnOminous]

What is wrong with his thumb? Looks like someone photoshopped a small thumb on his deformed, disgusting, fat hand.

You know how he's so fat his gunt has consumed the vast majority of his dick? Well, even his hand is so fat it's devouring his thumbs.

 

[Hazel Motes]

If I had the capacity to pity others, I’d pity the person that has to sit next to Ralph on the plane. “Have you heard of GamerGate?”

Turned out the passenger was a big fan of the Killstream and watches it everyday. Nobody shares Tucker Carlson clips like Ralph does.

 

[Haint]

What is wrong with his thumb? Looks like someone photoshopped a small thumb on his deformed, disgusting, fat hand.

Lol, fat.

 

[GuntPunt]

What is wrong with his thumb? Looks like someone photoshopped a small thumb on his deformed, disgusting, fat hand.

Genetic mutation to make truffle hunting easier.

 

[Telemeter]

After Fatima, the ragepig is en route to  Madrid.
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Aren't those the same shirts he bleed on when got beat up? Couldn't find his size in Lisbon? LOL