Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%

  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%

  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%

  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%

  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%

  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%
  • Total voters
    1,091
  • Poll closed .
Drew some doodles-

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"What up, bitch?"
"WHAT UP, BITCH?"

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A study of a puddle in Porchahgoe
 
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TheHardR said:
www.stroke.org

Risk Factors Under Your Control

Stroke is dangerous and deadly, but you can control and treat several risk factors for it.
www.stroke.org www.stroke.org
I am personally voting for the Ralph stroke arc. Let him live with a sliding face, cripple arm and gimp limp.
Let 2022 bring on the stroke
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Ralph exhibits symptoms for all three of those maladies already. How will we know if he strokes out @TheHardR?
 
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Rage Pig said:
What is wrong with his thumb? Looks like someone photoshopped a small thumb on his deformed, disgusting, fat hand.
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Its internet thumb. See the extra skin around the base? That allows for rapid scroll and rapid refresh (for KF thread).

Basically your thumb can hit any area on your phone without stretching or repositioning ...and fast.
 

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FinnSven said:
I hope that should he have a stroke it would end him quickly and with minimal fuss.

The horse and the other chick who had his kids do not need to be in a position where they are guilted into a gunt care role.
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You think Meigh or Faith would take care of stroked-out Ralph at home? Meigh is out of there the moment Ralph is no longer “Internet famous” and all Faith wants from Ralph is for him to shut the fuck up, take his well-earned L, and pay her some child support. If Ralph strokes out he’ll end up in that same nursing home his brother is in.
 
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Lorne Armstrong said:
You think Meigh or Faith would take care of stroked-out Ralph at home? Meigh is out of there the moment Ralph is no longer “Internet famous” and all Faith wants from Ralph is for him to shut the fuck up, take his well-earned L, and pay her some child support. If Ralph strokes out he’ll end up in that same nursing home his brother is in.
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That’s my point.

A stroke which ends him.

Sure many people survive and recover from strokes, but I feel that Ralph will just die, thus freeing the horse and the chubby chick.

It’s better in the long run that the kids just think their dad died a war hero in the crusade against woke.
Not a fat alcoholic pig.
 
FinnSven said:
That’s my point.

A stroke which ends him.

Sure many people survive and recover from strokes, but I feel that Ralph will just die, thus freeing the horse and the chubby chick.

It’s better in the long run that the kids just think their dad died a war hero in the crusade against woke.
Not a fat alcoholic pig.
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Xannie will hear all about how his dad is a piece of shit because the Vickers are white trash at heart. I don't want to contemplate Reroll's life.
 
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Lorne Armstrong said:
You think Meigh or Faith would take care of stroked-out Ralph at home? Meigh is out of there the moment Ralph is no longer “Internet famous” and all Faith wants from Ralph is for him to shut the fuck up, take his well-earned L, and pay her some child support. If Ralph strokes out he’ll end up in that same nursing home his brother is in.
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does meigh even has a place to go other than crack shack. most possible outcome for stroke scenario is gunt shitting himself to death on the bed daily while may is PLOWED by jamal in front of him. Atleast he likes interracial cuckold porn lmao
 
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Now that this trip is ending, does anyone have any guesses how long before Ralph needs another “vacation” from the family after he gets back? I give him three weeks, not including those drives to the DC.
 
Obscura539 said:
Now that this trip is ending, does anyone have any guesses how long before Ralph needs another “vacation” from the family after he gets back? I give him three weeks, not including those drives to the DC.
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*Ralph waddles through the front door carrying his luggage
*Baby starts crying
"Welp gotta head down to Tampa for the Killstream wet T-shirt contest!"
*Throws cheap gift shop shirt at babys head
*Cartoon running sound effect
 
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