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[What the shit]

When will registration be opened up again? I want to see the most retarded users join just to make a mockery of them.

 

[Michael Wade]

So does the invite have to be from null personally, or can people who have been here a while recommend them in?

 

[AnOminous]

Sometimes I browse /wsr/ and in the past week i've noticed at least 4 threads of people asking for an invite for the high society of Kiwifarms. Even the jannies started removing them.

That's a hoot considering almost anyone who mentions the farms on 4chan is seething about us. It's more or less the template for a KF thread though that you just insult the farms, that gets the thread going. Or praise the farms to a ridiculous degree that gets people riled up.

 

[bile demon]

>lots of women have been coming here because they can’t discuss troons anywhere else
>man, all these new users are fucking retards shitting all over my site

Interesting.

Bloatlord hit the nail on the head. The vaginal jew is to blame as usual. There's an easy solution to the WQ though - add an optional gender field to the account creation process and automatically ban anyone who picks f*male as soon as the account is created.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Watching the uninitiated thinskins flip their shit over Hulkster's shit posting is the a highlight of A&H. Newfags come here expecting a /pol/ wingnut hugbox.

You're defending a human bot that everyone makes fun of for his blatant repetition, who's thinskinned here lmao

 

[mold]

Bloatlord hit the nail on the head. The vaginal jew is to blame as usual. There's an easy solution to the WQ though - add an optional gender field to the account creation process and automatically ban anyone who picks f*male as soon as the account is created.

this is factually not true, and I'm not just saying this because I'm a lady. women make a lot of problems on the internet but the problem posters on A&H are dudes.

 

[Haint]

You're defending a human bot that everyone makes fun of for his blatant repetition, who's thinskinned here lmao

Yes. Because I'm here to laugh at people who scream into void as if their opinion mattered. Not get pissy about it. HHH gets that. He makes me laugh. Everyone makes fun of everyone here, hun. Don't feel so special.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Yes. Because I'm hear to laugh at people who scream into void as if their opinion mattered. Not get pissy about it. HHH gets that. He makes me laugh. Everyone makes fun of everyone here, hun. Don't feel so special.

You should learn to spell while you're "hear".

 

[ICametoLurk]

That's a hoot considering almost anyone who mentions the farms on 4chan is seething about us. It's more or less the template for a KF thread though that you just insult the farms, that gets the thread going. Or praise the farms to a ridiculous degree that gets people riled up.

LOL GIT REKTED FUCKING NEWFAG

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I just wanted to say that gatekeeping is cool and based.

I’m tired of all migrants that came after me.

These people were usually mocked though, now it's slowly becoming the majority.

We can always just beat them into compliance.

Holy shit based.

I hate it when boomers think that "digital native" zoomers are "good with computers". All they know is how to play videogames lol, anything slightly more complex and they can't do shit.

I used to volunteer for a Boys and Girls club and the amount of pre-teens that lack basic computer knowledge was revolting. No wonder these idiots can't do the most basic of op-sec, like you said.

It was hilarious when boomers were convinced that Zoomers were based and would rise up against the Millenials.

But yes a lot of them know how to use tablets but don’t have much more knowledge than that unless they’re nerds, most can’t even torrent. Even fewer know how to keep their power level in check because society doesn’t care about their privacy and pushes them to power level as often as possible.

 

[Haint]

You should learn to spell while you're "hear".

Take your slap fight elsewhere. Not playing that game. Move along.

 

[Not A. Yankee]

Was it due to Nick's free promotion during his debate with Jim?
Causing the white knights to defend him and other AF members.

I came for the hollerin' hog's killstream bowling tourney. Getting to laugh at der Purrhrer's spergout was icing on the cake.

 

[p4ddys]

That's a hoot considering almost anyone who mentions the farms on 4chan is seething about us. It's more or less the template for a KF thread though that you just insult the farms, that gets the thread going. Or praise the farms to a ridiculous degree that gets people riled up.

Ever since I found out about this site 2-3 years ago, I find it hilarious that the average /tv/fag or /pol/ack believes he's too good for the farms. He could argue with a bot for an hour and post 10 times in a 1-post-by-this-id thread. He will obsess over anything and anyone, at any given time and will argue about the shape of the earth every day. But the evil "doxxfarms" is where they all draw the line.
They're just too morally superior to the Kiwifarms.

 

[Seasoned News Reporter]

Ever since I found out about this site 2-3 years ago, I find it hilarious that the average /tv/fag or /pol/ack believes he's too good for the farms. He could argue with a bot for an hour and post 10 times in a 1-post-by-this-id thread. He will obsess over anything and anyone, at any given time and will argue about the shape of the earth every day. But the evil "doxxfarms" is where they all draw the line.
They're just too morally superior to the Kiwifarms.

That's the funny part to me. I've found the farms in general have better fucking moral compass than most of the retards on 4chan. Also 4channers are the last group that should be touting moral superiority since they have a strange obsession with gore vids that would make even the guy who made bestgore blush.

 

[p4ddys]

That's the funny part to me. I've found the farms in general have better fucking moral compass than most of the retards on 4chan. Also 4channers are the last group that should be touting moral superiority since they have a strange obsession with gore vids that would make even the guy who made bestgore blush.

Not to mention there is "sandniggers throwing faggots off of buildings" type of gore, then there is the "wetbacks cutting the beating heart of someone and taking a bite of it" gore.
And then, there is(and this one i can not understand, and maybe im weird but it's also super hard to watch) the "tie a monkey up and burn it alive on a frying pan" or "rape a cat with a stick" type of gore. And the people posting all this shit will tell you to go back to the doxxfarms and leave the great chan alone.

 

[Seasoned News Reporter]

Not to mention there is "sandniggers throwing faggots off of buildings" type of gore, then there is the "wetbacks cutting the beating heart of someone and taking a bite of it" gore.
And then, there is(and this one i can not understand, and maybe im weird but it's also super hard to watch) the "tie a monkey up and burn it alive on a frying pan" or "rape a cat with a stick" type of gore. And the people posting all this shit will tell you to go back to the doxxfarms and leave the great chan alone.

Everytime there is a thread in pol about china someone will inevitably post the video of raccoons being skinned alive by chinese people. I've seen alot of shit all over the internet with people blowing their brains out to being mauled by dogs but that video for me is haunting. Not just the content but that fact that someone is so readily prepared to post it at any given moment like clockwork, even in threads not about china it gets posted. There's no way they don't see it as some kind of game at this point because that's the only explanation that makes sense.

 

[Paradigm]

When it comes specifically to CWCposters at least you can extend that March-May date range right back to last August. The amount of faggots that came spilling out in the wake of Chris' incest coming to light just so they could post 'CHRIS GUN GET NIGGER RAPED IN JAIL KEKW'...

 

[Bani]

Accounts under a year old shouldn't be able to access Autistic Thunderdome. If we've already tried that and it didn't work, use a combination of minimum account age and minimum number of posts.

There's a subset of newfags who exclusively post in that subforum, and they're completely allergic to integrating. They just want a space to sperg about politics where they're allowed to say "nigger," and they don't give a crap about the site's actual purpose or culture. I don't fault them for wanting a totally rules-free place for political sperging, but that's just not what KF is for. People like that are the reason why the Stonetoss thread is a dumpster fire-- they don't like exposure being given to cows on their side of the fence politically.

If your perspective on whether or not someone is a cow is based on how much you disagree with their political stance, you've missed the point of cows. Sure, certain fringe political movements tend to attract cows, like MGTOW or transgenderism, but you can find them basically anywhere. Sometimes you share views or interests with them-- it's statistically inevitable. That doesn't mean you should derail the discussion with sperging on whether the person is a cow, especially if the thread made it out of proving grounds.

 

[TheSword]

I wonder what ferrets dream about.

 

[Bell Peppers and Beef]

Meanwhile this thread is still around. Give it some love every now and then when a newfaggot fucks up with their opsec.