Smarty Pants
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I'm sure that if more people come to his house he'll post the cam footage on Twitter.
Ethan is flying back home, so the thread is pretty much over. It's been real. Posthumous thread theme:
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Ethan is flying back home, so the thread is pretty much over. It's been real. Posthumous thread theme:
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He'll be trotting off to Vegas sooner or later.
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That's confirmed. I thought it was this July?
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I could be mistaken but I thought it was a June Vegas trip. Could be July, who knows.
Ralph can't stand being around his ReRoll and baby mama for more than a week.
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I think gambling on how long Ralph can stomach being at home with his Fiance and Daughter would be fun. I'm guessing he'll be in DC on Thursday for the Jan 6 Committee stuff.
Obscura539
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He’s going to need to make a weed run since Pantsu has been on his ass about his drinking. There’s no doubt that he can’t stand to be in that house sober. I bet the process is like this drive to DC, pick up the drugs, meet up with Corinne, make awkward conversation on the way to X to see people complain about Y, milk that for a few hours depending on how hawt it is outside, eat a steak, drink enough to bang Corinne, go home, stream about an a-log, threaten to release info on a different a-log. Leave the house for a week.
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The only thing that lasts shorter than Ralph being in the same room as ReRollRozy is his performance in the bed.
Actually, that might not even be true.
Actually, that might not even be true.
RandomShirtlessMan
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The only thing that is even shorter than anything else associated with Ralph is his micropenis, shorter than any other observable object.
DumbDude42
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stop talking about his daughter, being reminded of her and the bleak future she has to look forward to makes me sad
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A high percentage of his Ayylawgs are Americans got whom it's equally pricy to fly over and gunt punt him. If you ask me, we're just getting started.
Sumptinsfuckey
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Its the next flash-sport sensation, GuntSlap! You too can guarantee yourself 15 minutes of eclout! All it takes is a lot of slap, and a little tickle if you want to make it wierd.
T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2
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Mynameisdark
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Damn Ralph what was it like to sit in an airport terminal before your flight? Spare no detail. My boring life doesn't have these kind of adventures.
Booby Jones
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I like to color in doodles
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Beautiful, I appreciate it, the artistic vision, raised ever so much higher
Out of curiosity, what program did you use?
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Booby Jones
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Photoshop 2020. There's no better cow to have fun in photoshop with than notorious obese midget Ethan Ralph
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I do really feel bad about his daughter, born by a vile man who's life is indicative of a 21st century men.
Manwithn0n0men
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I am sure her Step Daddy will be a better man that Ralph
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Now, to conclude Ralph's epic 5-star Portugal cope trip!
Section 1: Ethan Ralph's tweeting activities:
Observe the massive drop after he left Europe? That's right, he spent the entirety of his "holiday" seething on Twitter.
Someone with "Twitter analytics" tools can check his mentions and other shit.
Now for all the seething... this is going to be very very long.
Before the trip, he was crying about Brittany Venti and other women that made fun of him. Starting feuds with Ian Miles Cheong and Dingo.
An Amerimutt boasting his geopolitical knowledge. Liberal implies left wing in America, must the same worldwide!
5-23: Ralph reveals a surprise, but like a fat Twitter woman, he had to turn all location services on to brag about his trips.
Shitty Apple watch, cubic zirconia ring, and fake Chinese Gucci.
5-23: Upon landing, he starts to quote tweet posts on KiwiFarms and cries about his biological son getting birthday presents while he hasn't contributed a penny.
5-24: Fan of Flamenco saw the distinct shape of a ragepig in the wild. Ralph proceeds to gloat on Twitter.
5-24: Talking about that Ralphamania thing that totally will happen.
5-24: Time to cry about the Vickers.
5-25: Whinging about someone's audio gear, totally not a woman.
5-25: More Jim seething
5-25: Back to crying about the Vickers.
5-26: Cog's Chav friend beats up the stupid rage pig.
The guy who sat on his fat ass taking blows is calling someone else a pussy.
5-26: lying about an arrest and a woman cracking her skull open, claiming they have a knife and brass knuckles...
Delusion:
He must have made at least 50 tweets that day, I'm still scrolling.
5-27: Putting in 30 DMCA takedowns during his "holiday", defending the test tube baby.
5-27: lol
5-27: Fat pig love food
5-27: More coping and lying. Cog and Dan are still freemen.
5-27: More and more unhinged.
5-27: STOP FUCKING TWEETING AND ENJOY YOUR HOLIDAY
5-27: You have done nothing for your son, shut the fuck up, you're not even his father.
5-28: Right-wing movement anyone?
Oh, but he still hopes they get the UK to extradite a couple chavs.
Yes, backpeddle your claims piggy. "Just American police", such is a patriotic AF movement.
Lefty memes are better.
5-29: Another day, another cope session. Cog and Dan are roaming the English streets freely, Ralph.
5-29: Crying about John Doyle's movement, which confronted a child grooming parade while Fuentes was masturbating to it.
5-29: Successful and married couple, or a pig that puts out bastards?
5-29: Visiting a shrine named after his Ex.
5-29: More daddy issues.
5-30: Back to seething at the farms. "Up early", does he know timezones exist and people with barebones education can put out long blocks of text with ease? Still better than anything on Ralph's tumblr blog.
Lol
Of course, he's crying about the Vickers again.
5-30: Now he's crying about Gator.
5-31: This guy is such a faggot, why does he need Jim's opinion on fucking everything?
5-31: Did anyone teach you how to use a comma you illiterate pig? We heard you live on air telling your dying mum to suck a dick.
6-1: Queer
6-1: Imagine giving anyone these.
6-1: Put down the bottle. You stream 12 hours a day and you claim you're not a slave.
6-1: Daily dose of Farms cope
6-2: Arrival in another European city to taste the pavement.
6-2: Didn't last long did it?
6-2: Crying about Faith and Kino Casino.
6-2: Amerimutt
6-2: She will not fuck you. Wonder who else is irrelevant?
6-2: Back to quoting posts from KF.
6-2: So if Josh's job is upkeeping the farms and he's a slave, what does it make you?
6-3: More feuds
6-3: Remember this.
6-3: Gets delivery. "Doesn't have cameras", it's as if getting a clip out wasn't the intention.
6-3: What a punchable face.
6-3: without comment
6-4: Imaging posting this kind of blasphemy.
6-4: New day new feud.
6-4: Suck that Mexican bean.
6-4:
6-4: Lol
"33 times (it was just over 20)" versus...
6-4: Back to cope after being caught lying.
6-5: KF is assisting ANTIFA terrorists.
So which one, grift right? Larping revolutionary faggots in drag or actual terrorists?
6-5: Bend the knee and let Vickers sodomise you dry.
6-5: The average height in Madrid just increased, the average weight just dropped.
6-6: says the guy with a fag flag overlay...? What exactly?
6-6:
Section 1: Ethan Ralph's tweeting activities:
Observe the massive drop after he left Europe? That's right, he spent the entirety of his "holiday" seething on Twitter.
Someone with "Twitter analytics" tools can check his mentions and other shit.
Now for all the seething... this is going to be very very long.
Before the trip, he was crying about Brittany Venti and other women that made fun of him. Starting feuds with Ian Miles Cheong and Dingo.
An Amerimutt boasting his geopolitical knowledge. Liberal implies left wing in America, must the same worldwide!
5-23: Ralph reveals a surprise, but like a fat Twitter woman, he had to turn all location services on to brag about his trips.
Shitty Apple watch, cubic zirconia ring, and fake Chinese Gucci.
5-23: Upon landing, he starts to quote tweet posts on KiwiFarms and cries about his biological son getting birthday presents while he hasn't contributed a penny.
5-24: Fan of Flamenco saw the distinct shape of a ragepig in the wild. Ralph proceeds to gloat on Twitter.
5-24: Talking about that Ralphamania thing that totally will happen.
5-24: Time to cry about the Vickers.
5-25: Whinging about someone's audio gear, totally not a woman.
5-25: More Jim seething
5-25: Back to crying about the Vickers.
5-26: Cog's Chav friend beats up the stupid rage pig.
The guy who sat on his fat ass taking blows is calling someone else a pussy.
5-26: lying about an arrest and a woman cracking her skull open, claiming they have a knife and brass knuckles...
Delusion:
He must have made at least 50 tweets that day, I'm still scrolling.
5-27: Putting in 30 DMCA takedowns during his "holiday", defending the test tube baby.
5-27: lol
5-27: Fat pig love food
5-27: More coping and lying. Cog and Dan are still freemen.
5-27: More and more unhinged.
5-27: STOP FUCKING TWEETING AND ENJOY YOUR HOLIDAY
5-27: You have done nothing for your son, shut the fuck up, you're not even his father.
5-28: Right-wing movement anyone?
Oh, but he still hopes they get the UK to extradite a couple chavs.
Yes, backpeddle your claims piggy. "Just American police", such is a patriotic AF movement.
Lefty memes are better.
5-29: Another day, another cope session. Cog and Dan are roaming the English streets freely, Ralph.
5-29: Crying about John Doyle's movement, which confronted a child grooming parade while Fuentes was masturbating to it.
5-29: Successful and married couple, or a pig that puts out bastards?
5-29: Visiting a shrine named after his Ex.
5-29: More daddy issues.
5-30: Back to seething at the farms. "Up early", does he know timezones exist and people with barebones education can put out long blocks of text with ease? Still better than anything on Ralph's tumblr blog.
Lol
Of course, he's crying about the Vickers again.
5-30: Now he's crying about Gator.
5-31: This guy is such a faggot, why does he need Jim's opinion on fucking everything?
5-31: Did anyone teach you how to use a comma you illiterate pig? We heard you live on air telling your dying mum to suck a dick.
6-1: Queer
6-1: Imagine giving anyone these.
6-1: Put down the bottle. You stream 12 hours a day and you claim you're not a slave.
6-1: Daily dose of Farms cope
6-2: Arrival in another European city to taste the pavement.
6-2: Didn't last long did it?
6-2: Crying about Faith and Kino Casino.
6-2: Amerimutt
6-2: She will not fuck you. Wonder who else is irrelevant?
6-2: Back to quoting posts from KF.
6-2: So if Josh's job is upkeeping the farms and he's a slave, what does it make you?
6-3: More feuds
6-3: Remember this.
6-3: Gets delivery. "Doesn't have cameras", it's as if getting a clip out wasn't the intention.
6-3: What a punchable face.
6-3: without comment
6-4: Imaging posting this kind of blasphemy.
6-4: New day new feud.
6-4: Suck that Mexican bean.
6-4:
6-4: Lol
"33 times (it was just over 20)" versus...
6-5: KF is assisting ANTIFA terrorists.
So which one, grift right? Larping revolutionary faggots in drag or actual terrorists?
6-5: Bend the knee and let Vickers sodomise you dry.
6-5: The average height in Madrid just increased, the average weight just dropped.
6-6: says the guy with a fag flag overlay...? What exactly?
6-6:
