Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Some dude]

Not quite.

Ralph is like 4x the woman Chris is.

His mentality is exactly that of a histrionic woman, 100%. He's more of a woman than any troon, post surgery and HRT.

He's a walking ball of estrogen.

If pantsu turns him in the the Ralphemale I'll never stop laughing.

 

[AnOminous]

Just like Ralph is an alcoholic, there’s something about the dopamine hits from social media he just can’t quit. He‘s not built to be able to do it in moderation. Just like his inability to have moderation in anything else, which is why he’s a morbidly obese Drug-addicted rock troll.

If I saw it right, his orbital fracture was of the upper side of the orbit, which comes with significant risk of brain damage.

But if it was the floor. . .

"The most common late complications following surgical repair of the orbital floor are ectropion, persistent postoperative diplopia, infraorbital nerve dysfunction, and enophthalmos."

Dafuq is that shit? Okay.

Okay so it's some shit that looks like that.

What does Ralph look like when he isn't hiding behind shades or the walleyed dude angle shot he's using so much lately?

Quod erat demonstrandum.

 

[DumbDude42]

Not quite.

Ralph is like 4x the woman Chris is.

His mentality is exactly that of a histrionic woman, 100%. He's more of a woman than any troon, post surgery and HRT.

He's a walking ball of estrogen.

ralph is way too confrontational for that
a woman wouldn't start shit with digibro at his house (and get punched), or with cog in portugal (and get punched)

 

[Fannyscum]

ralph is way too confrontational for that
a woman wouldn't start shit with digibro at his house (and get punched), or with cog in portugal (and get punched)

A black woman would.

 

[A Sunset]

If I saw it right, his orbital fracture was of the upper side of the orbit, which comes with significant risk of brain damage.

But if it was the floor. . .

"The most common late complications following surgical repair of the orbital floor are ectropion, persistent postoperative diplopia, infraorbital nerve dysfunction, and enophthalmos."

Dafuq is that shit? Okay.
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Okay so it's some shit that looks like that.

What does Ralph look like when he isn't hiding behind shades or the walleyed dude angle shot he's using so much lately?
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Quod erat demonstrandum.

The reason for Ralph’s Googly Eyes PROVEN with Facts and Logic. Checkmate, liberals.

Ralph’s the ugliest nigger alive now with his stupid googly eyes. He looks ridiculous and no one will take him seriously (not that they did before) so he has to hide behind his glasses. Sad, Womanly behavior.

I bet Ralph’s enophthalmos will never heal and he’ll look like a circus freak forever. Not even mentioning his quadruple tits, Cushing Syndrome, snow-white Grandpa hair and hideous blubous gunt-sacs. Gunt is perhaps the ugliest wigger alive.



Observe your fate until death, Ralph!

 

[Telemeter]

ralph is way too confrontational for that
a woman wouldn't start shit with digibro at his house (and get punched), or with cog in portugal (and get punched)

I see you've never met a hysterical Karen, they are literally everywhere, they also fold and make themselves the victim immediately after they get bitch slapped while at the same time remaining confrontational. If you want to see more Ralphemales just look up Karens getting in fights. 100% match.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

“You’re gonna have to kill me to keep me off this white woman app”

Also, shocked Ralph didn't show off all the goods he got at the Burberry store!

 

[DumbDude42]

I see you've never met a hysterical Karen, they are literally everywhere, they also fold and make themselves the victim immediately after they get bitch slapped while at the same time remaining confrontational. If you want to see more Ralphemales just look up Karens getting in fights. 100% match.

those never start actual shit though, they just bitch and complain from a position of invincibility, cause some store manager is never ever going to raise his hand against a complaining customer. very different from ralph walking up to cog all "hey whats up bitch" and starting an actual fight by shoving him.

 

[heathercho]

If I saw it right, his orbital fracture was of the upper side of the orbit, which comes with significant risk of brain damage.

But if it was the floor. . .

"The most common late complications following surgical repair of the orbital floor are ectropion, persistent postoperative diplopia, infraorbital nerve dysfunction, and enophthalmos."

Dafuq is that shit? Okay.
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Okay so it's some shit that looks like that.

What does Ralph look like when he isn't hiding behind shades or the walleyed dude angle shot he's using so much lately?
View attachment 3363917
Quod erat demonstrandum.

He looks like someone put googly eyes and a hat on his gunt and tipped him upside down.

This really is the best 5 star day timeline.

 

[Telemeter]

those never start actual shit though, they just bitch and complain from a position of invincibility, cause some store manager is never ever going to raise his hand against a complaining customer. very different from ralph walking up to cog all "hey whats up bitch" and starting an actual fight by shoving him.

You've never met a hysterical/black woman.

 

[AltisticRight]

I actually think being away from the baby made his KF and Twitter addiction worse since he didn’t have any distractions. It’s so funny seeing how much the Kiwis own his ass. I bet he knows all our usernames by heart.

His tweeting activities made me think Amanda the paedophile horse wrangles him to refrain from using social media at home. It's like he lost his shackles after he left. .

Think of it as a teenager alone at home with both parents gone, and he invites friends over for a party that trashed the home. Though Ralph can't think about this since both his parents are partying with Satan.

“You’re gonna have to kill me to keep me off this white woman app”

Also, shocked Ralph didn't show off all the goods he got at the Burberry store!

He's broke and a wuss. Burberry is a British brand too, makes the beatings all so funnier. Having to brag about going to a British name brand store in Portugal was just pathetic.

 

[IDBigBootieBitcheZ]

A black woman would.

If that were true slavery wouldn't be as long.

 

[Mango Unchained]

*Ralph waddles through the front door carrying his luggage
*Baby starts crying
"Welp gotta head down to Tampa for the Killstream wet T-shirt contest!"
*Throws cheap gift shop shirt at babys head
*Cartoon running sound effect

Allow me to add unfitting music my good fellow suuu-weee

 

[AnOminous]

Having to brag about going to a British name brand store in Portugal was just pathetic.

And not just that, but a brand associated with the British version of wiggers.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Hey Dan Ralph wan't another go at it he thinks he's able to fuck you up !

I wonder what's going through Dan's head as he watches this. Probably something along the lines of...

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

And not just that, but a brand associated with the British version of wiggers.

and also he didn't even buy anything

 

[deeman]

I hope that should he have a stroke it would end him quickly and with minimal fuss.

The horse and the other chick who had his kids do not need to be in a position where they are guilted into a gunt care role.

Late and gay i know, but imagine him having a big ol' stroke! all that fat drooping off his face, he would look like Simo Häyä, but without the honor off course

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I wonder what's going through Dan's head as he watches this. Probably something along the lines of...

Prob something like:

Oi e's a roight round poofta and me 'ented his 'ead in didnI

 

[Banana Hammock]

Trip to Texas incoming.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ColadaTweetz/status/1536175261846507520

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

So uh...Interpol tracked down Dan and Cog and made them pay for what they've done right? Piggy didn't spend multiple days at the police station while on vacation filing complaints for nothing, surely?