DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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Deathfromabove said:
For some reason Phil can't understand (or refuses to understand) you need to be entertaining to hold an audiences attention. Chat dies because they aren't engaged in the content. This isn't rocket science but Phil doesn't seem to get it.
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Phil still thinks its Chats job to be the one engage.

Imagine going to a comedy club and the comedian just sits there on a chair drinking water staring at the audience.
 
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Deathfromabove said:
For some reason Phil can't understand (or refuses to understand) you need to be entertaining to hold an audiences attention. Chat dies because they aren't engaged in the content. This isn't rocket science but Phil doesn't seem to get it.
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I've been in streams with 5 viewers and the chat doesn't stop for hours. It's just something special
 
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What have you ever created to shit talk even the worst game previewed at that event, Phil? You couldn't even pass a first year programming class and had a public meltdown on your professor because your grug brain thought everyone else had secret knowledge you never received. You are literally in the bottom 98% of all humanity, including uncontacted Amazonian tribesmen. You should look up at those "stoopid copied anime" games like a caveman would a skyscraper, marveling that something from the same species as you could achieve something so masterful and complex. People sat down and committed work to documents, servers, and graphics after hours of creative iteration instead of spewing the first retarded nonsense that popped into their head with a shitty camera recording, imagine that.
 
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Deathfromabove said:
For some reason Phil can't understand (or refuses to understand) you need to be entertaining to hold an audiences attention. Chat dies because they aren't engaged in the content. This isn't rocket science but Phil doesn't seem to get it.
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Oh he gets it. This is how he shifts the blame.
 
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I don't know why I can't reply to the above massive gay op about Phil's Steam groups, I've never seen that before, but if the Fagmenco shit proved anything its that Steam stuff is wholly unreliable and just not well understood enough to act as some sort of evidence. Most people don't know or care if Steam group names can be changed, etc. Phil isn't a furry, he protests all sexuality because he's either insecure about early onset impotence or he just watches porn constantly and acts asexual as a cope. People would have found this shit ages ago. If you think its a funny topical joke because of the Fagmenco shit... well maybe but it was just too long to read.

EDIT: He delet or I hallucinated. It wasn't that autistic nigga. I would have eventually liked to read all of that. Is it in a subforum or something? Repost pussy, trust your schizo impulses.
 
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Kheapathic said:
I never heard of Flashback, but I'm not such a retard I see a side-scrolling thing with a dude with a gun and think "Alone in the Dark." Dude, Alone in the Dark had very little and bad combat, it was more about running for your life and other shit.
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It sure as fuck sounds like he mixed up Alone in the Dark, which absolutely was NOT side scrolling man with gun, with Another World, which was the preceding game to Flashback published by the same studio, Delphine Software, which absolutely was sidescrolling man with gun, and distinguished itself with rotoscoped animation and puzzle-solving elements.

I’d like to point out also that I only remembered about 70% of all of that and used the internet to confirm the rest. You know the internet. The thing Phil is constantly on and could use to fact-check any of the shit he spews from his mouth six to eight hours a day.

Fucking retard.
 
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Pisstrooper said:
I don't know why I can't reply to the above massive gay op about Phil's Steam groups, I've never seen that before, but if the Fagmenco shit proved anything its that Steam stuff is wholly unreliable and just not well understood enough to act as some sort of evidence. Most people don't know or care if Steam group names can be changed, etc. Phil isn't a furry, he protests all sexuality because he's either insecure about early onset impotence or he just watches porn constantly and acts asexual as a cope. People would have found this shit ages ago. If you think its a funny topical joke because of the Fagmenco shit... well maybe but it was just too long to read.

EDIT: He delet or I hallucinated. It wasn't that autistic nigga. I would have eventually liked to read all of that. Is it in a subforum or something? Repost pussy, trust your schizo impulses.
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Even if we confirmed the account was Dave's, unless there's a way we could verify when he joined a furry group I'd say it's more likely the account got hacked cause he used the Mrstupid1 password and never plays on Steam.
 
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FamicomGorby said:
Even if we confirmed the account was Dave's, unless there's a way we could verify when he joined a furry group I'd say it's more likely the account got hacked cause he used the Mrstupid1 password and never plays on Steam.
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I could 100% believe it probably got hacked, which is still kind of interesting and a hilarious monument to Phil's complete abandonment of the PC after maintaining one got too stressful for the grug brain.

ParksydeDhil said:
Given how much piggy got today, im wondering when he'll officially make the jump to piggy reacts.
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God he's gotta be rocking back and forth in delight at the prospect of finally escaping videogame hell, but who the fuck is actually paying for this content? I would honestly feel bad for his dents when Phil straight walks over them for better pigbucks and they realize how much contempt he actually had for them, but a lot of them likely deserve it.
 
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