DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

Is it just me or is that a scrape on the fender above the front tire?

Don't forget the beg stream to fix a tire.

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lmao. Even nightbot got trolled.

He said he just made a hundred dollars from the extra views came from people on REDDIT.

Big X

lol. Yeah, He wishes.

I have a theory as to why there was a delayed release of this photo. I'll give you a hint.... Check the reflection.

That fuel prices were substantially lower back then?

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lol. Another phailure

They're at Fred Meyers. It was confirmed earlier in the thread, it's the one closest to the pigpen. Plus he has a Fred Meyer purchase on his bank leaks that same day.

But they are fake remember?

So wait a minute. You're trying to tell me that Phil took his (at the time) new girlfriend to the mall where his ex-fiance worked? Do you really think he's that much of an asshole?

I would expect nothing less from the jilted manbaby. He is that guy you hear these types of stories about.


Also, while it takes time, Phail always debunks himself. How many times has he berated chat about not being able to go do anything in between streams like finally get rid of cat litter at the dump or just simply going to the store to get something to make for dinner?

 

[ReentryPhantom]

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Odd you'd post a pic of him. Have you seen his wife when they 1st got together, and now?

 

[Coke Zero]

I think Dave might just ignore it, at least at first. I'm sure it's eating him up that everyone knows Kat's a blimp now and his feeder fetish has been revealed. So it'll probably just take like one well placed comment to send him into an unhinged rant about the Kiwi's stalking his family and how dare we body shame his horse.

I don't even think we'd give as much of a shit she's fat now if Dave hadn't bragged about her looking like a swimsuit model before they got married.

The idiots who hang out in his chat to "troll" him need to at least use that picture of kat in their profile pic.

 

[JPG]

The kat is very heavy. Heavy is the kat. The kat has lots of mass and weight. And volume.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

If he does address the picture, I guarantee you he’s chalking up her change to a vague medical condition. Reality she followed a sedentary lifestyle like her beloved son.

Good news is that she could probably knock Phil out with all that weight she’s got behind her. Maybe she’s the one who he should be fighting at Creators Clash.

 

[Hate Army Watch]

I don't mean to derail the whalewatching going on right now, but Shinko shared this in a discord and it was just too hilarious not to (re)post here...

https://youtu.be/kMgf4HeU-C0?t=1129

Edit: Checked the date, it's old go ahead, hit me with those clocks

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

If he does address the picture, I guarantee you he’s chalking up her change to a vague medical condition. Reality she followed a sedentary lifestyle like her beloved son.

Good news is that she could probably knock Phil out with all that weight she’s got behind her. Maybe she’s the one who he should be fighting at Creators Clash.

God we probably don’t deserve it but I really hope we get an internet tough guy “I’m coming for you” snippet from this.

 

[DownwardFowl]

Went to the beach for the week. Came back and Kat is confirmed fat.

Did Phil say anything about it?

 

[Coke Zero]

I'm not even convinced that's a female.

To be honest I thought kat may have been a tranny when phil first revealed her. Her face/jaw just look pretty masculine and the over the top makeup is something a guy trying to look like a woman would do.

 

[LolCowCentral]

Kat be going to the same barber as will from stranger things.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

God we probably don’t deserve it but I really hope we get an internet tough guy “I’m coming for you” snippet from this.

As I said previously, Phil will whine about dah TROLLS coming to harass him and his family, and he needs your support to fund a bodyguard or upgrade his security cat.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

The most surprising thing to me about that photo is that Phil’s the one doing the driving.

 

[Prophet Gaming]

The woman in the car is his cousin Melissa AKA the adopted drug addict sister.

But the amazing fact is, he's not wearing the wedding ring.

Same nose, mouth, chin, cheek bones, eye spacing. Khet is completely different.

 

[Kosher Dill]

The kat is very heavy. Heavy is the kat. The kat has lots of mass and weight. And volume.

This is a large circumference kat.

 

[Coke Zero]

The woman in the car is his cousin Melissa AKA the adopted drug addict sister.

But the amazing fact is, he's not wearing the wedding ring.

Same nose, mouth, chin, cheek bones, eye spacing. Khet is completely different.
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Not saying I agree with this take that its his cousin in the picture but how hilarious is it that his wife, mom and cousin all look like the same person? No wonder he's always confused about which one of them cooks his dinner.

 

[Iron Father]

The woman in the car is his cousin Melissa AKA the adopted drug addict sister.

But the amazing fact is, he's not wearing the wedding ring.

Same nose, mouth, chin, cheek bones, eye spacing. Khet is completely different.
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That photo of his cousin is old as shit. She's way thinner in the face and a lot older nowadays.

 

[Prophet Gaming]

This is as bad as COD claiming Phil is 1mm...

 

[strandedcastaway]

What's obvious about it? Kat's nose and mouth are completely different and this doesn't even look like her. I'm all for believing fun conspiracies but when we stop questioning shit because "it looks like it dude" it's nothing more than confirmation bias.

Kat going obese? Do you think a narcissist like DSP would embarrass himself having an obese or at least overweight wife like that? It would make him look bad.

Like, it's cool to believe fun stuff but at some point it's just confirmation bias and "bro just trust me".

The escort looked very real too btw

If we're accepting the photo is real, what chance is there that the one day someone took a photo of Phil, he had a woman other than his wife in the car with him? 1000-1? 10000-1? What actual human being does Phil know IRL and spend any time with other than Kat? He's not randomly driving a cousin of his to Fred Meyer---where Kat worked. Doesn't Phil in a car with his wife make 1000% more sense than Phil and some random cousin?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Not saying I agree with this take that its his cousin in the picture but how hilarious is it that his wife, mom and cousin all look like the same person? No wonder he's always confused about which one of them cooks his dinner.

Maybe everyone who enters the goutsphere turns into that creature instead? Like a mutant radiation.

 

[Mentally Ill Detractor]

The woman in the car is his cousin Melissa AKA the adopted drug addict sister.

But the amazing fact is, he's not wearing the wedding ring.

Same nose, mouth, chin, cheek bones, eye spacing. Khet is completely different.
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What's more likely, Dave is driving around with his fat wife we haven't seen for 3 years or his adopted sister he never speaks of?