Monkeypox General 🐒🦠 - Authorities are calling it Monkeypox. The UK has begun a rapid deployment of Smallpox vaccines to first responders.

Wait, isn't there another common name for monkeypox that's just a different animal (I'm guessing it was discovered in two different animals and they didn't know until later it was the same disease)? Rabbits or something?
 
The_MmmBop_Gang said:
To my mind, a 'sexy monkeypox chan' should be a dude in drag covered in seeping pustules, trying to pass as a sexy plague waifu. Since it primarily infects gays at the moment, it would only make sense and would be a wonderful way to enrich the plagye waifu meme with that sweet LGBT diversity. This is PRIDE month, after all...
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It should be a trap monkey monster girl.
 
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mindlessobserver said:
How is the name Monkeypox discriminatory? What is the WHO trying to imply here with the word "Monkey."
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Niggers... they're implying Niggers

You know what, why not name it Niggerpox instead, that way, those with a brain will do everything they can to avoid it and those wanting to be faggots can contract it so they won't feel left out
 
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Male Idiot said:
Does this actually kill people?

Or just gives their willies boils after a night of merry butt burglary, preventing them from having a golden gaytime for a few weeks?
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It sometimes does, not always. It's like smallpox but uniqueand first found in monkeys before it made the jumpto humans via rats or some shit like every other fucking disease forever ago iirc. This one though is a new strain which is why it's been talked about more, but now the WHO is acting like it's some kinda super obscure disease that the monkey part might be tied to racism shit instead of actual monkeys. Like imagine if bird flu or swine flu got renamed to some shit ecuase they thought women or cops might be offended, it's the same level of stupid.
 
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MINSAL confirms the first case of Monkeypox in Chile
The Ministry of Health informs that the Institute of Public Health (ISP) confirmed by PCR analysis the first case of Monkeypox in the country.

The case is a young adult from the Metropolitan Region with a history of travel to Europe who presented symptoms of sudden exanthema (skin spots), vesiculated lesions, skin scabs, accompanied by decay and lymphadenopathy.

The Regional Health Authority applied the surveillance protocol established by the Ministry of Health.

The person is in good health condition and without complications.

It is important to remember that Law No. 20.584 on the Rights and Duties of Persons in relation to actions related to their health care establishes the strict safeguarding of confidentiality and sensitive data, therefore we call for the respect of patient confidentiality. The Health Authority will use all administrative and legal resources to ensure that identity protection is respected.

The health care network has been prepared and activated for weeks and we reiterate the importance of being informed through official sources.

The measures recommended to people are to consult a doctor if they have traveled abroad and have had close skin-to-skin contact, including sexual relations and present: skin lesions of sudden onset with no other explanation, with one or more symptoms such as fever, swollen glands, muscle or back pain and decay.
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Confirmed through PCR? Really? :story: They're still using that unreliable stuff?
 
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