Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

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Juan But Not Forgotten said:
Why? Because he is connected to DSP? You know who uses "guilty by association" argument. He also tried the same shit with Null. Hell, during the Merge he tried to push all the blame on Null, to the point of hinting that he knew what Chris was doing to Barb, but collected money for him anyway. In a twist of pure irony, Ethan Ralph was doing the same thing during that time.


Yeah, I thought so too until I wrote an OP for his thread. He is either incredibly petty or outright mentally ill.
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Nevermind the fact, that all the people he hates are merging into one person in his head, I can't fathom what CRP has done to warrant this level of hatred from this pathetic gay man and I've spent more time than anyone dwelling through his autism. I can't recall even him lying about CRP getting him fired or making him fat against his will. Just why?
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Of course he’s seriously mentally ill. That’s basically a prerequisite for having a thread here. however, unlike many of his fellow cows Bryan is hilarious. So many of the cows now are just horrible people and not even funny.

And yes, believing a dsp mod is a sexual degenerate because he’s a dsp mod is very reasonable. Nearly every single dsp mod and ardent hater has been shown to be some type of degenerate. What isn’t reasonable is continuing to believe it after the evidence is revealed to be mostly Bryan’s manic delusions.
 
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BruceyBoy said:
I quite enjoy how Bryan's rants always include a
"No sane person would"
"No normal person"

When we all know Bryan is neither sane nor normal
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Reminds me of one of my favorite recent Bryan moments, the interview with him as Dr. Brain. The guy asks him a question about running a custom server for a long dead mmo and gets a several minute increasing volume rant about how the IP owners are deliberately fucking with the custom server community by not releasing their source code or something. Whatever the actual words to the next question were, you can hear him holding back "holy shit, what did I get myself into"
 
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instythot said:
called Bryan gay
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That's like 99% of people who remember who Bryan is. I know that I'm trying to analyze his behavior from the point of logic and reason, but there are literally two people that he should hate more than anything - Metokur, because he is the reason why everyone knows that he is a thirsty gay faggot and Null, because he merged his socks into one account, robbed of the privilege of editing and deletion, thus letting him bury himself deeper with every post he makes. But I guess he wants those outlines too bad, so they are still his not-so-secret crushes.
 
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Juan But Not Forgotten said:
That's like 99% of people who remember who Bryan is. I know that I'm trying to analyze his behavior from the point of logic and reason, but there are literally two people that he should hate more than anything - Metokur, because he is the reason why everyone knows that he is a thirsty gay faggot and Null, because he merged his socks into one account, robbed of the privilege of editing and deletion, thus letting him bury himself deeper with every post he makes. But I guess he wants those outlines too bad, so they are still his not-so-secret crushes.
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Uh no shit coach Fuchs pill. That’s his job. Didn’t you hear? He’s a very successful outlineman now with a 6…figure income.

Lacking that juice? He’s there to turn you on.
 
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instythot said:
Bryan should really be teaming up with Gator and Flamenco to do a regular League of Spurned Lovers stream. Imagine the content we'd get with Bryan being supervised by the greatest tard wrangler to ever create a discord account
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To be fair, Gator failed to wrangle Ralph in the end, so I doubt he will be able to do it on the second try.
 
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Juan But Not Forgotten said:
Can someone explain to me why this retard is melting down again? I am not reading the Guntboard for that.
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Basically I pointed out in the OP that Bryan is one of PPP's capos. For reference, in this context "capo" means someone who is part of PPP's inner circle, for example is part of his streams, helps with research, with gay OPs, provides advice, is in their private server and so on. In the case of Bryan, his main function is OBS slave (the fat fuck refuses to learn how to use it).
This is pretty well known and the sperg trying to deny it is actually pretty funny. He has taken part in many of PPP's since a while for example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC5qZFFYYLM

Or more recently:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpOa8CiOC58
But it is not like PPP really appreciates what he does, Bryan is not only obsessed with ecelebs but also has no self-esteem. In several occasions PPP has referred to him as Queen of Pol, AAMOF in one of his main streams of the years, PPP called him worthless parasite. Very recently PPP humiliated him in his main show, the Kino Casino:
 
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There is nothing more irritating than reading a random thread and discovering an over the top, moronic hot take. And you take the time to make a funny response to it. A simple tongue in cheek comment that is funny but right before you hit post reply, you realize the autistic comment is from Bryan.

So you just kill the comment. Because no matter how funny your joke is, nor no matter how retarded Bryan's hot take is, it isn't worth it to engage him. You don't need him sperging out at you. You don't need the passive aggressive bullshit when you try to calm him down. You don't need the accusations that you are somehow part of a site wide conspiracy against him for pointing out he is an autistic, self loathing homosexual.

It was a good, funny comment. I think some people would have enjoyed it.
 
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JustStopDude said:
There is nothing more irritating than reading a random thread and discovering an over the top, moronic hot take. And you take the time to make a funny response to it. A simple tongue in cheek comment that is funny but right before you hit post reply, you realize the autistic comment is from Bryan.

So you just kill the comment. Because no matter how funny your joke is, nor no matter how retarded Bryan's hot take is, it isn't worth it to engage him. You don't need him sperging out at you. You don't need the passive aggressive bullshit when you try to calm him down. You don't need the accusations that you are somehow part of a site wide conspiracy against him for pointing out he is an autistic, self loathing homosexual.

It was a good, funny comment. I think some people would have enjoyed it.
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You can always post it here. Or on his profile page.
 
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Bry Bry spergs out (I'm shocked, really!) about the Faith Vickers diary in chat and gets a verbal beatdown from a Norwegian furry and a fat shirtless retard from Georgia pretending to be a samurai. No time stamps, it happens pretty early on
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I thought I was just getting an update on my old friend . But I got seriously intrigued by this. What a rabbit hole to fall in to. I did not know Mathew Vickers was so insane and had so much in common with Bryan. It's is almost like having an insane hatred and obsession towards some Ethanol infused hillbilly is dumb and embarrassing. And that it may be a symptom of something being wrong with you. Wouldn't you agree @Sam Losco and @AltisticRight ? Maybe I should write your parents a letter and ask what they think? I should at the very least get myself a steam whistle. HA HA HA
 
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I thought I was just getting an update on my old friend . But I got seriously intrigued by this. What a rabbit hole to fall in to. I did not know Mathew Vickers was so insane and had so much in common with Bryan. It's is almost like having an insane hatred and obsession towards some Ethanol infused hillbilly is dumb and embarrassing. And that it may be a symptom of something being wrong with you. Wouldn't you agree @Sam Losco and @AltisticRight ? Maybe I should write your parents a letter and ask what they think? I should at the very least get myself a steam whistle. HA HA HA
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They both seem addicted to e-attention too. I think Bryan should share medication tips with Retarded Grandpa Matt since Bryan's been keeping himself more under control than usual
 
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They both seem addicted to e-attention too. I think Bryan should share medication tips with Retarded Grandpa Matt since Bryan's been keeping himself more under control than usual
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Oh, it's just a combination of Ralph not fucking up spectacularly for some time and Guntboard being done with Bryan again. He will be back.
 
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BSV said:
It's strange how quiet Bryan have been lately. I thought he was some inner circle capo of the kino casino. It's not surprising with a conflagration and him in the middle. But him not saying anything? That is something out of an episode of x-files
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He's probably simply overworked. Perspicacity and Squire quit the Casino and the PPPenis isn't gonna suck itself
 
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