Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,454 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 286 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,604
Useful_Mistake said:
Amsterdam is one of the worst and the best places I've ever seen. It's like someone thought it'd be interesting to give the hobos half the planning, which resulted in them making a way of pissing on the sidewalk in these weird curly things
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AnOminous said:
That actually makes sense. It's better than those public restrooms that invariably end up used for nothing but injecting drugs and public sodomy with normal citizens afraid to use them.
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If we had those in my city there would probably be junkies passed out against the piss wall after injecting themselves.

Thread tax - Russ probably sees them as spittle spaces
 
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Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
At this point, they want to do everything in their power to avoid having Rusty end up behind bars again. Their relationship may be strained, but to them, he's still their son. Unfortunately, the lumpy headed sperg has no appreciation for all they've done for him and all the times they prevented the worse case scenarios.
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He would be hamburger in jail due to his disability and general irl timidness. He doesn't know how lucky he is.
 
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StinkySnack said:
Someone just went through Russ' recent FB posts and laugh-reacted them all. The seething is palpable.
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Oh, he's going to angrily contact his lawyers and demand they bring this up. Clearly it's us. After all, it's on Facebook and many Kiwi Farms users are on Facebook. Russ logic!
 
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I can't help but notice that Russ always seems to have a contrary opinion on these things. I haven't seen this series, but my impression is that it's been well-received, especially the finale. I wonder if he's just contrary for the sake of contrariness (like how he thinks his taste is impeccable because he likes this obscure artist called Billy Joel, who you've probably never heard of because kids these days listen to saggy pants thug music instead of the classics) or if he's aware he's doing it for attention. Kind of a "not like other girls" moment, but for an ageing, ugly balding manlet with an IQ of 85.
 
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Tell me, which unhinged Russ are you today, waiting for the announcement of the coming release of the coolest cool thing ever pre-announced for teaser campaigning?View attachment 3416616
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Wow. You can really tell how badly Russhole is balding by comparing these photos. And his denial about going bald is pretty funny. Soon it will be comb-overs. Then when he no longer has enough hair on top of his head to comb it over, it will be the skullet because he just won't be able to accept reality and just shave what little hair he has left off to embrace the bald truth. It's going to be both hilarious and pathetic to watch.
 
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Meredith Swift said:
Welp, here comes 10 pages of Brady Bunch theme song Greer parodies. See ya's when the newest court doc drops
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I do think that it’s funny that Russell is essentially a mash up of most of the Brady family; Jan (jealousy and entitlement), Marcia (Narcissism), Greg (shallow idealized view of what it means to be a man, what women desire), Mike (deviance vaguely hidden behind a saccharin mask of Nice Guy), Alice (passive aggressive janitor), Cindy (hall monitor tattletale), Bobby (boring, milquetoast whiner), and Cousin Oliver (unwanted obnoxious bratty pest).

I can’t recall much for Carol or the other brother that’s not worth remembering but that kinda fits.

Okay. That’s all I got. Looking forward to a video version of the best parody song.
 
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Hollywood Hitler said:
I don't think he even has Disney+.
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Well, it won’t suck him his penis, he can’t use it to tell women about how cool and studly he is and it takes away money for his hooker fund.

If he does use it, it’s probably his parents or sisters. On the off chance he’s paying for it, I’m sure he’ll figure out something to sue Disney for
 
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