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Null said:
Regarding registration, it's a hard problem to solve. I'm sure the new users in July will also suck. The site needs new blood to stay alive and content fresh, but if new users don't really care about the site then their posts are going to be shit. I'll think about what I want to do before July 4th gets here.
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Just close it when too many retards show up and piss you off, somewhere has a mass exodus, or some big drama drops.

Basically, just turn it on and off at random like a psychopath.
 
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I have some ideas:

Newfag colloseum- they get their own tard board where they have to agree to TOS (terms of sneed) and learn to post. This is also to be a bloodsport for our amusement.

Newfag Jail- Newfags who keep fagging on here. they are confined to only Vtuber threads or the ones on adult babies, diaper furs, cows like pamperchu and deathfat sexworkers . This is a divine punishment that is perhaps worse than a ban.

Sticker Purgatory- basically give newfags A&N stickers. Using stickers is a privilege.

Also special one for Catboy Deconversion Therapy in a section where they have to have x amount of good Kiwi Karma (positive rates like say 200) in order to get in before the groypers shit it up. I know it's hard to navigate perma autism and that we already have our pink friendship triangles, but anything helps to keep the retardation at a minimum because the groys are coming full sneed ahead and having them need to navigate points to not just account sit upon registry will take more time.
 
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Has payment for registration been considered, either now or in the past?

Maybe having to clear the bar of coughing up $5 in bitcoin or something would give morons pause. Not to mention it could help the finances. But I know that will come with its own set of problems.

Either way, I would support some sort of a brief quiz at sign up, although I doubt it would do anything serious to stop the inflow of threadshitters, so maybe it's a moot point. If there's one thing that is always true, it is that no one fucking reads, ever.
 
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hauntedgraffiti said:
Maybe having to clear the bar of coughing up $5 in bitcoin or something would give morons pause. Not to mention it could help the finances. But I know that will come with its own set of problems.
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You can pay $20 to get a special account badge if you like. There could be more 'goodies' you can display for a fee, but I think that's about it for tangible rewards for supporting the forum. Having quality of life features paywalled is just a dick move.

It's a valuable thing that registration, in itself, is free and grants you access to useful parts of the forum.
 
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Canine with Fangs said:
Does this apply to partial bans like stickers. I'm still sticker banned for rating the vtubers autistic half a year ago.
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Anyone who curb-stomps those disgusting pedos should get a special medal. I don't know why we even put up with those freaks.
FaggotMcDick said:
>”learn the site culture“
what a reddit thing to say

but yeah, i’d say never open registration again.

another uncontroversial idea to improve KF: ban all fembots
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Have you considered suicide?
 
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