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[Demislob]

I like how most of the people posting their opinions have an account that is less than a year old.

 

[Blackhole]

>”learn the site culture“
what a reddit thing to say

Say you're a refugee that hasn't properly integrated into the site without saying you're a refugee that hasn't properly integrated into the site.

 

[AnOminous]

I hate all fags with a userid greater than 4954 because they are all evil invader scum.

 

[John Freeman]

Unironically have newfags take a quiz on the site policies and culture before allowing them to post to solve the problem of them newfagging too hard.

I second this, but maybe require them to spend a certain number of hours lurking or something like that (if that’s even possible to track?) and maybe even offer a crash course in site culture so new users aren’t completely alienated and shitting up threats. Think maybe a “newbies must read mega thread”.

 

[Chiridion]

Just have newbies answer one question to weed out the redditers:

Do you support doxing?

If they pick no, automatic IP ban.

 

[oramge cat]

How the fuck do you get banned from here? Like, I've seen forum staff with lolcow dox in their profile bio,

Just close it when too many retards show up and piss you off, somewhere has a mass exodus, or some big drama drops.

Basically, just turn it on and off at random like a psychopath.

Reddit might be having a mass exodus to the farms right now, they seem to see us as a pro-free speech alternative to reddit that's been maligned as a radical right wing site by bad actors. It's quite concerning IMO as they seem to think null is some sort of activist.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

All people who joined after 2019 should have a banner under their name declaring them a 'Newlfag' Because that's punny.

 

[Pharaoh Fungus]

I have a feeling something will happen during/prior to July 4th, making nool close the registrations again.

Thanks dude, now you've jinxed us.



In all seriousness, considering how volatile everything is right now, and considering the significance of the 4th, it wouldn't be surprising if something big went down around that time.

 

[stupid frog]

All people who joined after 2019 should have a banner under their name declaring them a 'Newlfag' Because that's punny.

im trying to figure if you know there was a newfag tag for awhile or not

 

[one_time_user]

@Null could you start a points based post limit? 5 posts a day to begin and then x amount of positive ratio of reactions earns 5 more posts a day and so on?

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

Can you please explain to new users how exactly the new user limits work and how long they last for, and also make it that when a new users post is approved it gets placed at the end of the thread? There is constant confusion when people come to the site.

Also I think that other than zoomers being conditioned to think that it's normal to use your real name and pictures of your face online there is a much bigger issue that the farms is running into. The farms is now more than just a place to laugh at internet autism, it's also one of the few places left on the internet where you can talk about games or food etc without having to constantly pledge loyalty to the tranny overlords, so you have a lot of refugees from other sites coming here to talk about non lolcow related stuff.

This has lead to the farms being in a bit of an odd place for a community. On the one hand you are encouraged to say nothing about yourself and use a new username and to stick to the topics of discussion, on the other hand you have a large community forming of people that want to interact with each other more, for example people in the gaming threads that want to play in multiplayer games together. It's a weird juxtaposition.

I don't know what the answer is. You could argue that it doesn't matter if you use the same username here on the farms as you use elsewhere now and that this place is just a regular forum at this point, after all the far left and the police are quite busy with the masses that accidently post saint Floyd memes or misgender someone and the peasant uprising that is boiling up, or you could say that the world is so Orwellian that you need to be more careful than ever if you don't want to be thrown in the gulag.

I don't know the answer but I think that this place is being pulled in multiple directions and that's why it's leading to a lot of confusion and infighting.

 

[A Man on Fire]

When I was a newfag I didn’t understand all the stickies and consequently I’m not permitted to use some. I’m less of a newfag now and I think I could possibly use them appropriately. Any chance I can get my permits back? Please?

 

[World's Smallest Violin]

Newfags and their consequences have been a disaster for Kiwi Farms. - Ted Kaczynski

 

[negativlad]

We should probably just execute anyone with a registration date after mine. Just to be safe.

 

[Ruin]

Newfags and their consequences have been a disaster for Kiwi Farms. - Ted Kaczynski

Jannies are dumb niggerfaggots ~ Abraham Lincoln

 

[Dyn]

@Null could you start a points based post limit? 5 posts a day to begin and then x amount of positive ratio of reactions earns 5 more posts a day and so on?

This is a terrible idea. The worst retards on this site have great positive sticker ratios because the worst retards on this site find a corner to circlejerk in and feed each other updoots. Stickers should always remain meaningless and cosmetic, people already care too much about them.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Nothing is more entertaining than seeing people posting about how other people should act site wide when they joined during the pandemic.

God speed you fucking faggots.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

I like how most of the people posting their opinions have an account that is less than a year old.

Damn skippy. fuck those Knewbz

 

[Meiwaku]

im trying to figure if you know there was a newfag tag for awhile or not

I miss the "post merge" tag

 

[Pharaoh Fungus]

Newfags and their consequences have been a disaster for Kiwi Farms. - Ted Kaczynski

To be fair, not all the 2022 newfags are bad. Every batch of newfags has good and bad members, it's just the ratio between the two that changes. There are some that are shitty, and others that years from now will be great contributors to the site. They just give need some time to settle in and establish themselves.

Truth be told most of the shitty 2022 newfags I've seen tend to be centered around the Nick Fuentes board.