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[Fapcop]

OP doesn't understand that "I'm nearly homeless" is going to cause you to bounce right the fuck off any immigration screening. You might not even get past the border unless you can explain exactly why you're going to the country, when you're leaving, and how you're going to support yourself in the meantime.

The entire subreddit is filled with idiots who are REEEEEing because of Roe vs. Wade, yet somehow don’t realize that European abortion laws tend to be way stricter than American ones!

Somehow they’ve all failed to do the least bit of research, and doesn’t know that EUROPE IS MOSTLY CLOSED FOR IMMIGRATION. And have been for many years.

The only exceptions are very specific loopholes, temporary residency because a company sponsors you and needs your skills, and of course nigs wanting gibs and various asylum claimants. (Who for the most part end up spending years in detention centers.)

But nah… These circlejerkers think their psychology degree and bullshit “racial spaces in Urban Planning” experience from some useless Leftist think tank will get them welcomed with open arms in the Socialist paradise of Europe.

“WELCOME BRAVE AMERICAN POLITICAL REFUGEES! Here’s your free apartment, your vouchers for free university education and healthcare for life! Your UBI/citizen’s wage will take a few weeks to process, so here’s a credit card you can use till it’s in place!”

 

[The Silent Perjority]

Ghana still has slavery but they won't want acknowledge that.

 

[Jones McCann]

I genuinely do not get the hate boner Reddit has for pickup trucks. Are they jealous they can't afford one? Are they scared of seeing a car bigger/taller than theirs? Are they just dumb kids repeating what each other says?

I drive a sedan so I'm not some butthurt truck owner. But by the same token, I drive a sedan and have never had an issue with someone else owning a truck. Just seems like an incredibly pointless thing to get upset about. And I have driven friends/relatives pickup trucks a few times and found them to be unobjectionable at worst and quite nice at best. Yes they are big and tall, but that just doesn't explain why so many people hate them. It gets even weirder when they, without fail, will start talking about truck owner's penises. Literally every single time they start dunking on trucks, they start talking about how big/small they imagine the driver's penis is.

Are they just bots? Coomers projecting their own insecurites? Urbanites who have never driven one? Euros who have never seen a truck IRL? I do not get why someone owning a car different from theirs is a problem for them.

Whenever I hear someone driving down the road with a modified muffler to make it as loud as possible it's always a truck. People who do this with trucks are a lot like niggers who drive around at 3AM through neighborhoods blasting shitty trap music. Usually they'll have some lift kit as well or even better the front end will be lifted and the back won't be. I say this as someone who likes trucks and appreciate them for pragmatic reasons and also they're way more fun to drive than a regular car. I don't hate every truck on principle but they seem to attract retards or make them more annoying.

 

[Dagobert]

If I were to pick the absolute best place in the world for an "interracial gay trans couple in grad school" to live it would be...Oregon, where they currently live. Fucking perverts don't know how good they have it

Not only that, but they live in Eugene. Eugene is one of the prog-holes shitting up the rest of this goddamned state. There is no where else in this country beyond a bigger city like Portland more accommodating to these people.

All these Amer-exit types need to be deported to a random country to see how priviliged they actually are.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Didn’t know where else to post this one, but I can’t think of a post that better sums up the kind of idiocy, total lack of self awareness and sense of entitlement of your average redditor.

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OP has barely any job experience.
OP doesn’t have any education or any particular needed skills.

But OP is black and kinda worried about the upcoming right wing Holocaust. Oh, and she’s about to be homeless and has no cash, so can someone point her to a country that will take her in?

It needs to be one of them countries where she can go to college for free.

And can’t be too hot nor too cold! And she’s bringing her three pets so you know… They need citizenship too n shiat!

Delusional. Most realistic would be doing a reverse Wetback trail, experience in the veterinary field enabling her to become a Cartel-affiliated back alley doctor, stitching up bullet wounds in some desolate adobe. Oh wait, she's female, getting sex trafficked it is. Take the pets as temporary unspoilable rations for the trek. My scenario is as retarded as her fucking expectations.

 

[Skwerl]

They can try to rationalize their unbridled rage about the existence of pickup trucks but it really comes down to the simple fact that they're associated with white men who live in red states. It's not actually deeper than that.

 

[Radola Gajda]

Somehow they’ve all failed to do the least bit of research, and doesn’t know that EUROPE IS MOSTLY CLOSED FOR IMMIGRATION. And have been for many years.

Yeah and desire to take more is even lower than usual, thanks to Ukrainan shitshow.

 

[trailcamwhore]

They can try to rationalize their unbridled rage about the existence of pickup trucks but it really comes down to the simple fact that they're associated with white men who live in red states. It's not actually deeper than that.

Remember how many fake hate crimes while Trump was in office featured a white man in a red pickup truck? Very weird meme.

Every white dude I know with a red truck, including me, is a musician. Our job is "carrying big black boxes around town," so we need trucks, but we're faggots, so we do it in sexy trucks. Any kind of red vehicle is associated with snobbery (see '80s movies), not with rednecks or "red America."

We've become so stupid.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Delusional. Most realistic would be doing a reverse Wetback trail, experience in the veterinary field enabling her to become a Cartel-affiliated back alley doctor, stitching up bullet wounds in some desolate adobe. Oh wait, she's female, getting sex trafficked it is. Take the pets as temporary unspoilable rations for the trek. My scenario is as retarded as her fucking expectations.

If I was some cartel member or an immoral opportunist, I'd be monitoring that thread for idiots like her who would make great sex slaves.
She's so fucking naive about the real world, she's practically advertising herself as prey.

It's like that guy from the first Taken movie who watched the airport for potential targets.

A 19 year old black chick who's dumb as a bag of rocks would be like taking candy from a baby.

I honestly hope she ends up as a hooker in a favela somewhere just to teach her a lesson.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

I love the "please wait 10 minutes before you post" bullshit new accounts have to go through.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Didn’t know where else to post this one, but I can’t think of a post that better sums up the kind of idiocy, total lack of self awareness and sense of entitlement of your average redditor.

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OP has barely any job experience.
OP doesn’t have any education or any particular needed skills.

But OP is black and kinda worried about the upcoming right wing Holocaust. Oh, and she’s about to be homeless and has no cash, so can someone point her to a country that will take her in?

It needs to be one of them countries where she can go to college for free.

And can’t be too hot nor too cold! And she’s bringing her three pets so you know… They need citizenship too n shiat!

I don't get the point of saying "temperature doesn't matter" and then immediately following up with wanting nothing too hot or cold. IDK if I'd say she has zero job skills though. Is a vet assistant the veterinary equivalent of physician's assistant? I know some places have vet nurses but aren't allowed to use the term nurse so I think they call them vet techs. IDK why she's almost homeless. There's lots of jobs in the vet industry. And why consider moving to Mexico or the Philippines if you object to people not seeing animals as family? And why wouldn't that mean there were no jobs for it? There'd probably be work for livestock vets especially in developing countries.

Yeah, Italy where Mussolini's granddaughter was an elected politician and flipland which is populated by the most tan white supremacists on the planet, great choices

@BoxerShorts47 is your coworker but he's being racist. What do?

 

[Catloaf]

This woman on reddit wants to withhold sex from men as a strike. When others are replying that that's what the conservatives want, she replies with "haha y'all are mad because y'all think I won't be happy without a penis .. etc"

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[JenkinsJinkies]

This woman on reddit wants to withhold sex from men as a strike. When others are replying that that's what the conservatives want, she replies with "haha y'all are mad because y'all think I won't be happy without a penis .. etc"

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How much you wanna bet their "sex strike" has been going on several years now they just have a reason they never get laid?

 

[MetalParakeet]

The joke I see about r/fuckcars is that a large majority are americ-centric. Not only that, they're unwilling to make the sacrifices required to reduce cars because they don't understand means if production and have never lived farther than a few blocks from a bus stop and a Walmart.


They don't consider the farming communities that ship the veggies they pick up from their big box grocery stores. Those farms are typically on the outskirts of town in areas that don't have transit. And even if they did have a bus system that reached the farmlands, what is he meant to do? Load up this week's shipment of meat on the bus?

These people live in convenient places and are most certainly buying off Amazon, and shopping multiple times a week at Walmart. I can pretty well guarantee that very few of them are dragging their asses to the weekly farmers market or the local butcher.

They want to maintain their cozy little comfy lives, unable to grasp the fact that way more of the world doesn't have (and doesn't have the means/infrastructure) to install an extensive bus route and underground train.

 

[Fapcop]

How much you wanna bet their "sex strike" has been going on several years now they just have a reason they never get laid?

LMAO!

Lysistrata is a famous Greek play where the women end a war by going on a sex strike.

Not sure exactly what the point would be today, where there’s more pornography available than any one person could watch in an entire lifetime of fapping 3-5 times a day.

But by all means lady! Keep LARPing on Reddit with how you’re “taking action” while conservative men have sex with their conservative spouses and laugh at you.


BTW: The absolute winner on that subreddit, is the guy whose wife cheated on him with the clown they hired for their kids birthday.

Kicker: THE GUY HAS A LOWKEY CLOWN PHOBIA

 

[PittyKitty]

Are you cis- or trans autistic? Can reddit be both?

 

[Chuck McGill]

This woman on reddit wants to withhold sex from men as a strike. When others are replying that that's what the conservatives want, she replies with "haha y'all are mad because y'all think I won't be happy without a penis .. etc"

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As much as I hate to pull a "Democrats are the real misogynists!" here, this really is the thinking man's sexism. With this sex strike they are all tacitly admitting their bodies are all they have to offer, or at the very least the most valuable thing they have to offer. I thought they wanted us to not view women as sex objects.

I can't wait for the wave of roastie suicides from loneliness. And I really can't wait to see how they spin it to make men responsible.

 

[RussianParasite]

Ghana still has slavery but they won't want acknowledge that.

They also would like to overlook the fact that a lot of “artisanal mining” (lol) is done in the DRC for the cobalt in their precious electric vehicles using forced labor/child labor but you know saving the planet and all that.

This isn’t a shot at EVs— I think they are pretty cool— but people are kidding themselves when they try to feel morally superior when buying them.

 

[Baraadmirer]

For those of you lamenting the downfall of r/tumblrinaction and r/socialjusticeinaction, r/ThisIsNotASafeSpace has come back into the public sphere. Wonder how long it'll take to be gummed up?

 

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