Striker Wolf (Mark II)

[HerebeDragons]

If it didn't involve a dog being stuck in a really shitty situation, I'd be highly amused by the idea of Striker with a big dog. He's mentioned that he wants German shepherds, rottweilers, huskies...and it looks like the only dog he has experience with is that pathetic little poodle he tried to shove into diapers. And even then, I'm betting his parents do most of the work. Shepherds can be incredibly neurotic. Rotties need a firm hand and a lot of consistency. Huskies are notoriously hard to train and hyperactive. All of them, especially the huskies, need a LOT of exercise and need to be properly trained and socialised. Knowing Striker's level of discipline and exercise he'll end up with a batshit insane, uncontrollable dog that leaves massive mounds of shit all over his place.

A few more gems from his Twitter:

Striker fancies himself a talented poet. In fact, he offered to trade his poetry for drawings from professional artists. Here's an example of his stunning work.

Now, if you were a professional artist, wouldn't you consider that piece more than worth the price of a painting/drawing you've spent hours on? Your art that you've spent years perfecting and practising? I thought so.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I don't know why either. But I can only assume it's because the cholesterol is blocking out the "sense" part of your thought process.

 

[Count groudon]

If it didn't involve a dog being stuck in a really shitty situation, I'd be highly amused by the idea of Striker with a big dog. He's mentioned that he wants German shepherds, rottweilers, huskies...and it looks like the only dog he has experience with is that pathetic little poodle he tried to shove into diapers. And even then, I'm betting his parents do most of the work. Shepherds can be incredibly neurotic. Rotties need a firm hand and a lot of consistency. Huskies are notoriously hard to train and hyperactive. All of them, especially the huskies, need a LOT of exercise and need to be properly trained and socialised. Knowing Striker's level of discipline and exercise he'll end up with a batshit insane, uncontrollable dog that leaves massive mounds of shit all over his place.

A few more gems from his Twitter:

Striker fancies himself a talented poet. In fact, he offered to trade his poetry for drawings from professional artists. Here's an example of his stunning work.

Now, if you were a professional artist, wouldn't you consider that piece more than worth the price of a painting/drawing you've spent hours on? Your art that you've spent years perfecting and practising? I thought so.

I think the only size of speedo that will fit him is a hefty bag with two holes cut out for the legs.

 

[VLAD]

I think the only size of speedo that will fit him is a hefty bag with two holes cut out for the legs.

Try a parachute.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Try a parachute.

Try an exhuming tent.

 

[Trombonista]

I'm more surprised he specified a Speedo and not a diaper.

 

[JFKdestroyer]

I'm guessing the furries donated money to specifically autism and diabetes because they're all autistic and a significant amount of them are over weight and got diabetes.
Also just because you donate money does not automatically make you a saint that cannot be criticized

AFAIK this image is 100% fabrication to begin with. The worldwide total for donations to charities through conventions (which are almost exclusively animal related) since 1997 is somewhere around $2 million. I have a hard time believing the fandom was able to rustle up $10m for Autism and Diabetes research.

However, there is no doubt that the fandom has collectively spent $10m because of autism.

 

[HerebeDragons]

Look out, fearless leader, Moon-face is coming for you!

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

Looks like Striker is the type to hold grudges.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Looks like Striker is the type to hold grudges.

Well of course, why would he be otherwise?

 

[AnOminous]

Looks like Striker is the type to hold grudges.

I'm surprised he doesn't eat them.

 

[HerebeDragons]

I have absolutely no idea what Striker is trying to say here. His incoherence is reaching new levels.

And then he gets to hating on the Germans. Including suggesting 6 million Germans commit suicide to make up for the Holocaust. I think somebody needs a nap.

 

[Fervent Champion]

I have absolutely no idea what Striker is trying to say here. His incoherence is reaching new levels.

And then he gets to hating on the Germans. Including suggesting 6 million Germans commit suicide to make up for the Holocaust. I think somebody needs a nap.

Striker was never really coherent in the first place, and it's not like he'd proof read anything.

 

[bradsternum]

Well of course, why would he be otherwise?

I didn't think he had a functioning long term memory.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I have absolutely no idea what Striker is trying to say here. His incoherence is reaching new levels.

Actually, I did a quick look up - this is a lot more coherent if you realize he's talking about some Civil War coin issued by some private company in 1863 - "it" referring to the American Flag.

Specifically, the typo variant

Essentially, fatass mclardboy is saying people in 1863 were stupid because of a printing error.

He's stupid because that's actually worth a pretty penny - not because of the typo but purely as Civil War memorabilia (apparently it's about as common as the correctly spelled version so they're worth about the same in collection value). And that means he's REALLY stupid compared to 1863 education levels where they at least knew to keep in physical shape to not become parasitic blobs on society.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I didn't think he had a functioning long term memory.

To be honest, I'd be surprised if he did.

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

I have absolutely no idea what Striker is trying to say here. His incoherence is reaching new levels.

And then he gets to hating on the Germans. Including suggesting 6 million Germans commit suicide to make up for the Holocaust. I think somebody needs a nap.

Germany paid reparations to multiple countries and has offered numerous apologies for the Holocaust. It really that hard for him to google it? Don't answer that.

 

[AnOminous]

Why does this guy still have a thread when Shaner's thread was shut down?

He's fucking retarded. Literally retarded. He's so fat he can't even breathe and that's what caused his brain damage!

 

[The 25th Cyberman]

Why does this guy still have a thread when Shaner's thread was shut down?

He's fucking retarded. Literally retarded. He's so fat he can't even breathe and that's what caused his brain damage!

Because he still posts amusing content to his Twitter, and the thread isn't as cancerous and shitposty as the Shaner one was.... Admittedly, his glory days are most likely over, but he's still threadworthy.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

Some recent tweets that Striker Wolf posted.