Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Dovahshit]

I heard that Jonzie had died. Can anyone confirm? Supposedly it’s discussed on the other farms in one of the ana chan threads. Maybe I missed it but I hadn’t seen it talked about on here.

yes she did, ironically it was covid that took her out,
not any of her other ''illnesses''
but me thinks her immunity system was already fucked from all the tide pods, anorexia and also heroin addiction,
that her body just fucked off into the sunset.

before that we didnt hear much of her, she did try a few hospital stints before that but then faded into obscurity , even got a boyfriend and looked much better

s kind off sad, she turned her life seemingly around for the better and then covid fucked her in the ass.

(https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/1393271.html , thread if anyone wants to lurk for themselves)

 

[eternal dog mongler]

That made me look up Cherie to see if she was still alive.

Spoiler

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

So I was reading the hospice subreddit and this one woman has a husband with terminal cancer who needs hospice care but she makes it all about her and her POTS, MS and CFS and claims the CFS is most severe, lmao. I'm pretty sure CFS would be useless if you have MS, which is well known to cause fatigue.

Spoiler: full text post

Husband referred to hospice today. Freaking out.​

Ok, so here is my situation, briefly: My husband (45) has been in the hospital (or hospital-like settings) since December for a multitude of conditions (liver failure, ascites, acute kidney failure, rhabdomyolysis, calciphylaxis). He was transferred to a skilled nursing home last week but today we were told they are sending him home and referring him to hospice care. Apparently our insurance company has only authorized 7 days of skilled nursing care because they don't believe he will get better.
Here is why I'm freaking out: I am 90% disabled myself, with MS, POTS, but most significantly with ME/CFS, which limits me to about 10 minutes out of bed per day. We have 4 children, 2 of whom have similar chronic illnesses to me. Another is entirely unhelpful to the point of menace (breaks the vacuum, mows over sprinkler heads, etc.), and the 4th is still pretty young. Neither of us have any family nearby, nor would they be helpful if they were. We don't really know very many people in the area.
Our house is a total mess. Not the way Pinterest moms say "don't mind the mess" before you step into their catalog home. But really. It's bad! It's not something a maid could fix either. We've been slowly working through the mess but its a mess that will take a year to clean. And even if we did hire a maid, my kids are slobs and there's just no way the house will be clean enough for anyone to come.
We only have one room we could possibly put my husband and it's filled with clutter. It's a small room anyway so that makes it worse.
We have two dogs who don't listen to me. If people leave the front door open even for 15 seconds, the dogs love to run out and then we have to chase them, which makes us sick. My husband was the alpha of the pack, and they will want to stay under his bed the whole time. I should add that my husband has extensive open wounds over 75% of his thighs and 60% of his calves and they have a very high risk of infection. I can't possibly imagine doing his dressing changes in a room filled with dog hair.
I get everything I need delivered, and besides visiting my husband, I only leave the house once a month for my doctor's appointment. My husband has dialysis 3 times a week. I've read you can't be on dialysis and hospice but his doctor never mentioned quitting dialysis. I honestly can't see why that would even be appropriate since he is responding so well to it.
The doctor and nurse kept assuring me that this would make my life so much easier, but I don't see how. I'm completely maxed out and at my limit now, so I can't even imagine having him home and having a bunch of strangers here providing care.
Anyway, I guess I'm not really looking for advice on insurance because we're already appealing the decision, but it doesn't seem likely to be approved. I guess I'm looking for advice on what to expect. And yes, I shared all my concerns with anyone who would listen.

https://www.reddit.com/r/hospice/comments/vk98qc/husband_referred_to_hospice_today_freaking_out/

https://archive.ph/wip/OpwIG

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Here is why I'm freaking out: I am 90% disabled myself, with MS, POTS, but most significantly with ME/CFS, which limits me to about 10 minutes out of bed per day. We have 4 children, 2 of whom have similar chronic illnesses to me.

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We've been slowly working through the mess but its a mess that will take a year to clean.

I should add that my husband has extensive open wounds over 75% of his thighs and 60% of his calves and they have a very high risk of infection. I can't possibly imagine doing his dressing changes in a room filled with dog hair.

She's so uwu disabled she can't clean her filthy hoarder home so her husband can die in peace at home. What a fucking trainwreck.
edit: Okay I think I got the cancer thing mixed up from an unrelated post but it still sounds like his organs are failing (liver and kidneys).

 

[A tree]

So I was reading the hospice subreddit and this one woman has a husband with terminal cancer who needs hospice care but she makes it all about her and her POTS, MS and CFS and claims the CFS is most severe, lmao. I'm pretty sure CFS would be useless if you have MS, which is well known to cause fatigue.

Spoiler: full text post

Husband referred to hospice today. Freaking out.​

Ok, so here is my situation, briefly: My husband (45) has been in the hospital (or hospital-like settings) since December for a multitude of conditions (liver failure, ascites, acute kidney failure, rhabdomyolysis, calciphylaxis). He was transferred to a skilled nursing home last week but today we were told they are sending him home and referring him to hospice care. Apparently our insurance company has only authorized 7 days of skilled nursing care because they don't believe he will get better.
Here is why I'm freaking out: I am 90% disabled myself, with MS, POTS, but most significantly with ME/CFS, which limits me to about 10 minutes out of bed per day. We have 4 children, 2 of whom have similar chronic illnesses to me. Another is entirely unhelpful to the point of menace (breaks the vacuum, mows over sprinkler heads, etc.), and the 4th is still pretty young. Neither of us have any family nearby, nor would they be helpful if they were. We don't really know very many people in the area.
Our house is a total mess. Not the way Pinterest moms say "don't mind the mess" before you step into their catalog home. But really. It's bad! It's not something a maid could fix either. We've been slowly working through the mess but its a mess that will take a year to clean. And even if we did hire a maid, my kids are slobs and there's just no way the house will be clean enough for anyone to come.
We only have one room we could possibly put my husband and it's filled with clutter. It's a small room anyway so that makes it worse.
We have two dogs who don't listen to me. If people leave the front door open even for 15 seconds, the dogs love to run out and then we have to chase them, which makes us sick. My husband was the alpha of the pack, and they will want to stay under his bed the whole time. I should add that my husband has extensive open wounds over 75% of his thighs and 60% of his calves and they have a very high risk of infection. I can't possibly imagine doing his dressing changes in a room filled with dog hair.
I get everything I need delivered, and besides visiting my husband, I only leave the house once a month for my doctor's appointment. My husband has dialysis 3 times a week. I've read you can't be on dialysis and hospice but his doctor never mentioned quitting dialysis. I honestly can't see why that would even be appropriate since he is responding so well to it.
The doctor and nurse kept assuring me that this would make my life so much easier, but I don't see how. I'm completely maxed out and at my limit now, so I can't even imagine having him home and having a bunch of strangers here providing care.
Anyway, I guess I'm not really looking for advice on insurance because we're already appealing the decision, but it doesn't seem likely to be approved. I guess I'm looking for advice on what to expect. And yes, I shared all my concerns with anyone who would listen.

https://www.reddit.com/r/hospice/comments/vk98qc/husband_referred_to_hospice_today_freaking_out/

https://archive.ph/wip/OpwIG

Spoiler: screencap

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She's so uwu disabled she can't clean her filthy hoarder home so her husband can die in peace at home. What a fucking trainwreck.
edit: Okay I think I got the cancer thing mixed up from an unrelated post but it still sounds like his organs are failing (liver and kidneys).

Sounds like social services need to remove all the kids tbh.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Sounds like social services need to remove all the kids tbh.

UM LISTEN HERE U ABLEIST SHIT!! She has POTS and CFS okay?? She has every right to make her terminally ill husband die under her hoard and neglect the dogs and children!

 

[eternal dog mongler]

She's so uwu disabled she can't clean her filthy hoarder home so her husband can die in peace at home. What a fucking trainwreck.

Well lemme take a wild guess what got her husband and then read her post history to see if I'm right.

Yep. Alcoholism. Not like I fucking blame him, I'd drink my way to hepatic encephalopathy dealing with that bitch too.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Well lemme take a wild guess what got her husband and then read her post history to see if I'm right.

Yep. Alcoholism. Not like I fucking blame him, I'd drink my way to hepatic encephalopathy dealing with that bitch too.

Those poor kids. Jesus Christ.

It's hard for me to say this, because I think home hospice is incredible and everyone should be allowed to die on his own terms, but I really hope this guy stays at the SNF for the remainder of his life. The consequences of chronic alcoholism are incredibly ugly, liver failure is a brutal hell of a way to go, and his already fucked-up children do not need to see him this way. I hope they have someone looking out for them who is able to say that it is in everyone's best interest for him to stay where he is.

Maybe social services will get involved if hospice sees the conditions in the home. I don't think that's unheard of, actually.

Bless you, hospice nurses.

(45 is so incredibly young to have drunk yourself to death.)

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Well lemme take a wild guess what got her husband and then read her post history to see if I'm right.

Yep. Alcoholism. Not like I fucking blame him, I'd drink my way to hepatic encephalopathy dealing with that bitch too.

Hahaha I didn't even think of that, poor fucking guy. Still kind of Chad compared to some of the husband cucks in this thread or the pervs who get off on being a caregiver as a fetish. She admits he literally did everything including walking two poorly trained dogs and taking care of 4 kids.
Do you believe she really has MS? She claims she has MS but "the CFS is the worst thing by far". I'm pretty sure MS is well known for causing fatigue and CFS is only when they can find zero reason for your fatigue. Did she fucking self diagnose MS? She must know it can be proven or disproven by lesions on imaging, right?
I know someone who had a mum with MS growing up. She was pretty badly neglected from a young age, and actually remembers making herself cinnamon sugar toast when she was 3 bc her mom was too tired to do anything. She also has schizoaffective disorder and is in her early 50s now. I think it's still neglect even if it's something legit like MS. Her dad was really busy being a fulltime engineer and caregiver to her mum.
I get the feeling these kids are losing the only parent that cares and the mom might be Munchie by proxying at least two of the kids and sounds very hateful calling her kids slobs and saying one kid runs over the sprinkler while mowing the lawn on purpose. Yeah, I'm sure your kid is moving it over maliciously and not just cause he doesn't know how to do it properly cus dad always did it but now dad is dying. Hateful bitch.
How can you archive someone's whole reddit? All her stuff sounds like it should be saved.

 

[MetalParakeet]

I got big munch vibes.

Joins reddit less than 2 weeks ago. First post is asking to give gifts to disabled people or carers.

Within days she's posting gofundmes because she's apparently now bankrupt due to some wheelchair thing she got. Why the wheelchair?

Well a mystery illness that let's her walk but only sometimes. Because her muscles are "tight."

All her posts since she joined were about her mystery disability and because she kept squeeeeing over new toys, her gofundme actually got funded.

FEELS LEGIT

 

[everybody in Portugal]

I got big munch vibes.

Joins reddit less than 2 weeks ago. First post is asking to give gifts to disabled people or carers.

Within days she's posting gofundmes because she's apparently now bankrupt due to some wheelchair thing she got. Why the wheelchair?

Well a mystery illness that let's her walk but only sometimes. Because her muscles are "tight."

All her posts since she joined were about her mystery disability and because she kept squeeeeing over new toys, her gofundme actually got funded.

FEELS LEGIT

'Own-designed physiotherapy '

Sure, Jan. Just say you like Pilates, there's no shame in it.

 

[Resting Peach Face]

I got big munch vibes.

Joins reddit less than 2 weeks ago. First post is asking to give gifts to disabled people or carers.

Within days she's posting gofundmes because she's apparently now bankrupt due to some wheelchair thing she got. Why the wheelchair?

Well a mystery illness that let's her walk but only sometimes. Because her muscles are "tight."

All her posts since she joined were about her mystery disability and because she kept squeeeeing over new toys, her gofundme actually got funded.

FEELS LEGIT

This looks like good old fashioned grifting to me - the disability seems to be a tool for money begging rather than attention seeking? One minute she's working (at what exactly? Her English/spelling doesn't convince me that she's got an office job & a physical job is out of the question if she's as disabled as she later claims) and the next she's got a GFM on the go ... having first played that game beloved of grifters everywhere whereby they niggle on about their financial issues until some half wit/sucker suggests a GFM, so that if criticized at some point in the future the grifter can distance themselves by pulling the wide eyed "but it was someone else's idea" shtick

 

[MetalParakeet]

'Own-designed physiotherapy '

Sure, Jan. Just say you like Pilates, there's no shame in it.

The thing that got me was "extremely tight muscles." That prevents her from walking.

I've never heard of some mysterious undiagnosed illness that causes tight muscles. Diagnosable illnesses, sure.


What this reminds me of is when I got sick (nothing life threatening, just the regular mill) and I went on a walk
My legs hurt so bad I couldn't walk for three days. That's because I ate like shit while being sick and didn't drink enough water.

What fixed me was, shocker (hold onto your panties), more movement. Water. A well balanced diet. If you spend any period in bed for a few days, it hurts to move again. That's how the body works.

It sounds to me like maybe she had a flu or something, had enabling parents that bed fed her, and then she got up and was like :shocked pikachu: I hurt.


Noooo shit. Even anxiety attacks can cause muscle tightness.

The cure for all of that is to move more, eat better diets in salts and water and again, move more.

I swear some of these fuckers get regular aches and pains after maybe a real transient illness, think about how much people sucksd their dick while they were bona-fide sick and then just decided the aches and pains that come from returning to real life after being stuck in bed is a super long lasting illness instead of just realizing muscles need constant movement or else they freeze up and get stiff

 

[Ophelia Johnson]

Apparently naming your kid Kaya is a bad idea.

Came back to add this picture of snot bubbles. View attachment 3438055

MORGY!!!!! what’s new with her? thank god she was able to muster the strength to go out drinking!

 

[OK_Cogitator]

MORGY!!!!! what’s new with her? thank god she was able to muster the strength to go out drinking!

I adore her caved in mouth when she doesn't have her dentures in - her face looks like an anus, or that she's gonna order some "French fried taters, mmm hmm" Sling Blade style.

 

[Dovahshit]

MORGY!!!!! what’s new with her? thank god she was able to muster the strength to go out drinking!

i didnt even realise it was morgan,
she looks like a child who cosplays as a cancer patient
probably the look she was going for

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Most states limit the kids in your house (foster and bio) to six. That can sometimes be fudged with in weird circumstances, like if your cousin with four kids takes up crack and you already have four. Relocating states with foster placements is basically impossible. If you adopt them, like the famous lesbians-off-a-cliff story, then you can go where you want. But if you have foster placements they need to stay where you are. There are some states without the limits and I guess you could, if you were super into this idea, move to one of those states to set up shop.

If they're counting foster kids who passed through the house, 14 is a totally reasonable number. There are short-term people who have had over a hundred kids in their house.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

yes she did, ironically it was covid that took her out,
not any of her other ''illnesses''
but me thinks her immunity system was already fucked from all the tide pods, anorexia and also heroin addiction,
that her body just fucked off into the sunset.

before that we didnt hear much of her, she did try a few hospital stints before that but then faded into obscurity , even got a boyfriend and looked much better
View attachment 3446810
s kind off sad, she turned her life seemingly around for the better and then covid fucked her in the ass.

(https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/1393271.html , thread if anyone wants to lurk for themselves)

Damn, end of an era. Jonzie was one of my gateway munchies when I first started lurking the other farms. But yeah i'm gonna agree, she fucked her body up hard from faking/substance abuse over so long and that's likely why the coof got her.

(As a side note, glad to see that Paris Melody Raven is still acting the same way she did 5 years ago, christ)

 

[TheBigZee]

I went to log in to my computer yesterday and the windows lock screen had

"seperated by an ocean, two people with a rare disease are connected by gaming"

https://archive.ph/IMJQw

https://youtu.be/Myyb9_aZYBQ

So they took your average hEDSy and put them on stream with a boy with kEDS.

apologize if this was already posted.

 

[Dovahshit]

Damn, end of an era. Jonzie was one of my gateway munchies when I first started lurking the other farms. But yeah i'm gonna agree, she fucked her body up hard from faking/substance abuse over so long and that's likely why the coof got her.

(As a side note, glad to see that Paris Melody Raven is still acting the same way she did 5 years ago, christ)

''(As a side note, glad to see that Paris Melody Raven is still acting the same way she did 5 years ago, christ)''
yes but now even sadder because she aint dancing as much anymore,
do you remember the depression collage she made for herself?


i wish i was joking
(its actually sad because she probably has brain damage from that bridge jump ages ago and her severe anorexia, so shes fucked regardless)
do you perhaps also remember crying emily?

she was always yammering abiut how shit she was while huffing canisters or smth
well she got out atleast

so there is a happy ending atleast.

sorry for derailing, i got enthusiastic

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

''(As a side note, glad to see that Paris Melody Raven is still acting the same way she did 5 years ago, christ)''
yes but now even sadder because she aint dancing as much anymore,
do you remember the depression collage she made for herself?

View attachment 3459399
i wish i was joking
(its actually sad because she probably has brain damage from that bridge jump ages ago and her severe anorexia, so shes fucked regardless)
do you perhaps also remember crying emily?
View attachment 3459410
she was always yammering abiut how shit she was while huffing canisters or smth
well she got out atleast
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so there is a happy ending atleast.

sorry for derailing, i got enthusiastic

Oh god I loved Crying Emily. The horrible photoshop, the suicide tantrums where she would make her friends play detective to figure out where she allegedly was only to find it was her backyard again was peak attention seeker. I stopped reading those threads after that creepy Ashley Shall Eat chick. The photos of her big fat mom holding her tiny daughter like a baby and smiling like it was a shiny prize just made me sick. And her shoving a camera in the daughter's face while she had a panic attack over her calories being increased and instructing her to smile and give a thumbs up. So goddamned sickening. Allegedly Ashley made a post on MPA saying she wasn't being by proxied and consented to everything her mother posted to show the brutal realities of severe anorexia but christ if it didn't feel like I was watching a snuff film.