Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

Yeah…

There is the pump option, but imagine how unsexy it is to have to press a button every time you want to have sex, and see your “penis” slowly rise like a bridge or something.

As for the regular FTM cock? Well…

Imagine being a troon.

You stick on a condom because MUH GENDER VALIDATION, go down on your lesbian girlfriend and then it’s time for the tour de force! Les sex penetrative!

You bend your squishy man sausage into sort of the right angle, try to stick it in… But it’s as if the vagina itself tries to resist it! It just kinda bends a bit in its permanent flappy state.

“Is it in?” Your lesbian girlfriend says. You wonder if any of the men she had sex with had these problems, and feel the testosterone rage and envy rise in you.

“Just.. Hold on…”

You try again, but it just awkwardly bends downwards towards the anus. Even your transcock is discriminating goddamnit!

“We could just you know… Do something else?” Your girlfriend tries. You hear the pity in her voice.

“JUST HOLD THE FUCK ON!”

Finally after another couple of tries you manage to squish it in there. Like trying to squeeze a water balloon through a mailbox.

You start thrusting, and is about to let out a genderaffirming “AHH YEAH, FEEL THAT CAWK BITCH!”

But to your horror, instead of actually going in and out, your $50.000 surgically constructed penis just bends left and right while sorta staying in place.

“Mhmm” Your girlfriend tries to appease you with a moan that sounds more like a question. She sounds as confused as her vagina probably feels.

“Is it in?” She asks again, and that’s the last straw. You pull your floppy member out so fast that the motion makes it bounce like a dying fish.

You run out of the bedroom and into the bathroom, crying your strong manly tears.

After a few minutes you hear a gentle knock. “Is everything OK Aiden?”

You gather yourself. It’s not ok you sigh to yourself. But it can be!

If you “dick” was just a little thinner, harder… Maybe a penile liposuction?

You’re calling the doctor first thing tomorrow morning for a revision surgery!



TLDR: I don’t think they have a lot of sex.

When pushing rope turns into pushing cope.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC5YvNo6hj0&ab_channel=You'reKiddin',Right?
5:32 "Now I have a kid that I work with here in Los Angeles who's 8 years old and on hormone blockers, and he's doing great, everything is awesome, I see him taking the next level!"

Holy shit, this is the first time I’ve actually heard her speak. She sounds like a pubescent boy—that must look so weird to see a 59 year old “man”, and then hear that voice!
Yeah, give them enough time to express their opinion, and they’ll always say some crazy shit like this. Even while they’re trying to be the “moderate” troon. Not to mention that both her and Blair White give sometimes lip service to “transing children is bad”, while fully supporting making cross-sex hormones available to everyone who asks for them. Because god forbid they won’t be able to get theirs.

WHat did she put in her sausage in the first pic? It looks like some kinda weight but surely one of these crazies isn't putting weight to stretch their "peen" like that one guy did with his foreskin?

I think the black stuff is some kind of wound cover. You can see the same stuff on her donor site.

I remember listening to buck do an interview on "Gender a wider lense", buck came across as deranged. They also said gay men love fucking him in the vagina, because a vagina was designed to be pleasurable for a penis.

Sure, but not your atrophied, dried out vag. It's like TiMs going on about the “mouthfeel” of girldique. A woman who doesn't like functioning dick isn’t gonna like your broken flaccid dick, either.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

She sounds like a narcissistic bitch. Playing a nurse is work. Not only do they have to stomach tending to your stitched on crotch flesh and skeletal arm but they also have to put in emotional labor to make sure you're OK. Expecting friends to do that shit for free is just peak entitlement.

That's my thing. These people are (VOLUNTARILY!) dedicating the best years of their life to the things old people or the invalid have to offer/face (endless medical visits, unending pain, emotional strain, etc.) all for what?! An endgame that always seems to be elusive. The teens and 20s (as is the age for the majority of the transitioners, it appears) are supposed to be for exploring your burgeoning independence and engaging in a few non life-altering shenanigans. Not for all but suspending your life in-between visits to professionals who are either placating you (lest they lose their livelihood), enabling you (because they're part of the cult), or hacking you to literal pieces (because some of them may be legit trolls doing God's work).

Rant over. And hello Kiwis.

 

[Helena Handbasket]

I mean if this can help women who have had breast cancer bring back some level of their "womanhood" I'd consider it a win

But you know their insurance won't cover it.

Spoiler

Regarding fat transfer for breast cancer patients....my big sis has the "training breast cancer" called DCIS. It's basically a milk duct gone bad. It looks like she's going to get a lumpectomy/radiation combo, with tamoxifen for 5 years. (99% survival rate after 5 years for my stage 0 - let's hear it for medical research, because it used to be about 75% in the 80's.)

She probably *won't* need much reconstruction, because her cancer is still tiny, and her boobs are big. Yay. But if she does, fat transfer *is* a possibility for her, and it is covered by her insurance. It's also used for women with Jazz-style tuberous breasts and other abnormalities to make you look more symmetrical.

The thing is....it has to be her own fat. I'd love to donate some to her, but no luck. Dammit.

It causes less problems for the body than silicone or saline implants, so, that's a definite plus. A buddy of mine got the Angelina Jolie special (all the girly bits yanked out) because she has the BRCA gene. While her fake ones look damn perky, she's had some issues - because of course she got the ones that have been linked to another kind of cancer. She's going to have to get a re-do on them in the next year.

Still reading this far? Ok. If you are a woman, get the twins checked when your doctor recommends. If you are a guy, encourage the women you love to get checked when it's time. If you don't know what you are, time to put down the bong.

 

[Kelly's Yeeted Legs]

Yup, “gender-affirming” care is for trannies only. If you lose your breasts to cancer, tough shit; breasts don’t define a woman.

Medical insurance covers reconstruction for mastectomy patients in the US. Which leads to seething from TRAs because reasons I guess. Reconstruction is also a lot more complicated than what the pink ribbon "save the ta-tas" lobby would have you believe.

In case you were unaware, not having breasts has nothing to do with defining adult human female womanhood. Health takes precedence over tits.

 

[Helena Handbasket]

Sorry, am just catching up with this thread.

When it comes to nipples, sometimes they can't be saved during a mastectomy. (I'm talking for legit reasons, not tranny ones.) In that case, there are two options.

First is medical grade tattooing. They match the ink to your skin tone (and surviving nip if there is one.) They do some damn good work - they almost look 3D, even though they are flat.

There are some surgeons who will "create" a new nipple through some flesh origami type procedure that also looks pretty realistic. The downside to that technique, however, is you always look like the high beams are on.

But considering the lunacy of your average troon, I can't see them using either technique to make their chests look normal. FFS, Ellen Page thinks she's convinced the entire world that her "six pack" is real, when she can't bother to get her manlet ass to the gym to make her arms sorta "match".

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

These blank sausages look bad enough as they are, but then you know they’ll be headed back to surgery again soon for the “glansplasty” that involves cutting the rot dog a quarter of the way down and rolling a bit of the cut skin up, in a misguided attempt to make the blank sausage look like it has a cockhead.

This line made me think of something (before I was then derailed with a mini binge of "How Its Made"). Could it be possible that the tech could advance enough for doctors to wrap a mould around those blank sausages and get the desired results they want?

Spoiler: Kinda like this

She is kneeling on the edge of the bed.

I thought she was a double amputee with the most convincing (ironic, I know) set of legs!

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Could it be possible that the tech could advance enough for doctors to wrap a mould around those blank sausages and get the desired results they want?

On a long enough timeline anything is possible, but it's a pointless question since it doesn't address or solve the problem.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

Arielle Scarcella (gold star lesbo) has entered the chat: View attachment 3457936

*smh*

(For context Julie Vu is a man who was in a terribly physically abusive relationship, trooned out, and insists his dilation chamber is totes a real vagina and sex is soooo good now.)

It's interesting how it doesn't take much for a natal woman to just "be." Little to no makeup, and I just know Arielle is XX. It's that
je ne sais quoi that surgery or hormones can't create. Now, I'm not gonna say that but for this thread I would've been able to clock the princess as quickly, but when you put one against the other side-by-side, your brain starts to signal that something is off, even before you come to realize it. #LizardBrainMagic I guess...

Oh, and THE LIES poor Arielle is telling. She sounds like the comment section of a trans subreddit. You know that doesn't look like yours! And everybody knows the true way of telling was a taste test, which you should've automatically did! Because, you know, to not do so is Twansphobic.

The last image literally looks like he is spreading open a stab wound like a pussy. It looks like it’s falling apart at the seams from him trying to spread it like a pornstar.
View attachment 3458312
He has a wife taking pictures of his frankenvag? Lord have mercy.

Oh...

Not "Please don't spread like that because it starts to look pornographic (which is for another sub) and not to display your results for educational (as is the point of this, right?)"; but "Please don't spread your delicate lady bits because you could damage yourself. Coom out in six months."

SMH.

Its micro-actions like that (the "porn star" spread) which betray the notion that transition is just a mechanism used to affirm and not some IRL fetish.

They are giving us testosterone without telling us all the side effects!

Yeah. They are. But the moment when real doctors drop real science on you people, you can't shout TwANsPhObiA loud enough.

Why are we so scared to address our health issues?

Because you're scared of the truth. That this is a zero-sum game that only subsists on towing the party line and the "euphoria" you get from imitating the bulletpoints (sometimes at the point of comical stereotyping) of the gender you wish you were.

Our doctors still do not discuss atrophy. Why? Because they do not know.

That requires a few things that come to mind:

1. Long term study
2. A decent sample size
3. The respondents to disclose results honestly

So he straight up lied

Their whole existence is a lie.

She looked like early 30s but the T aged her like 20 years.

Proving that only real men can handle the T.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Jesus fuck. Just use the edit option and add onto your previous post, double posts are bullshit enough to read through, let alone septuple posts.

 

[Otterly]

T also causes vaginal atrophy which can make walking very painful. Not to mention how troons are infamous for suffering with numerous UTIs a lot which are severe.

The UTIs may be a pain now, but that’s the kind of thing that kills older people. UTIs in the elderly are notorious for fast onset, incredibly high fever and delirium (if you ever see an older relative in a terrible state insist on checking for UTIs and prompt treatment.)
They’re cutting their own lives short by doing this, and it’ll be the mundane stuff that kills them, a fall because they were delirious from a UTI, and a snapped femur because their bone density is fifty years older than their chronological age.
Snapped femur plus low bone density = bleeding to death. There will be no cat girl glamour for older trannies, only a painful existence of clots, fragile bones, kyphosis, UTIs and cancer.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

It's interesting how it doesn't take much for a natal woman to just "be." Little to no makeup, and I just know Arielle is XX. It's that
je ne sais quoi that surgery or hormones can't create. Now, I'm not gonna say that but for this thread I would've been able to clock the princess as quickly, but when you put one against the other side-by-side, your brain starts to signal that something is off, even before you come to realize it. #LizardBrainMagic I guess...

Oh, and THE LIES poor Arielle is telling. She sounds like the comment section of a trans subreddit. You know that doesn't look like yours! And everybody knows the true way of telling was a taste test, which you should've automatically did! Because, you know, to not do so is Twansphobic.

Not like having a frame and skull that's 2/3 smaller than the man next to her is a dead giveaway.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

What makes the transgenderism craze more disturbing than most past trends is that unlike the usual teen phase, you are willingly mutilating the fabric of your body in serious + irreversible ways, and it has been popularized to epic proportions.

Remember when teen rebellion was just a tattoo?

I can't read that script for shit, especially not backwards.

Don't! It's a satanic spell!

 

[Howslans]

Sorry, am just catching up with this thread.

When it comes to nipples, sometimes they can't be saved during a mastectomy. (I'm talking for legit reasons, not tranny ones.) In that case, there are two options.

First is medical grade tattooing. They match the ink to your skin tone (and surviving nip if there is one.) They do some damn good work - they almost look 3D, even though they are flat.

There are some surgeons who will "create" a new nipple through some flesh origami type procedure that also looks pretty realistic. The downside to that technique, however, is you always look like the high beams are on.

But considering the lunacy of your average troon, I can't see them using either technique to make their chests look normal. FFS, Ellen Page thinks she's convinced the entire world that her "six pack" is real, when she can't bother to get her manlet ass to the gym to make her arms sorta "match".

I got to correct this. There is no such thing as ‘medical grade tattooing’. And the results of nipple tattooing on post-mastectomy patients in hospitals are appalling. They usually just get nurses to scratch a shitty looking tattoo on these poor women with zero clue what they’re doing.

The really realistic nipple tattoos are done by tattoo artists specialising in colour realism tattooing. You can often get a grant towards this. And a lot of tattooists will do this pro bono.

 

[Constellationzero]

I got to correct this. There is no such thing as ‘medical grade tattooing’. And the results of nipple tattooing on post-mastectomy patients in hospitals are appalling. They usually just get nurses to scratch a shitty looking tattoo on these poor women with zero clue what they’re doing.

The really realistic nipple tattoos are done by tattoo artists specialising in colour realism tattooing. You can often get a grant towards this. And a lot of tattooists will do this pro bono.

I thought MedSpas offered this.

 

[Balalaika]

Arielle Scarcella (gold star lesbo) has entered the chat: View attachment 3457936

*smh*

(For context Julie Vu is a man who was in a terribly physically abusive relationship, trooned out, and insists his dilation chamber is totes a real vagina and sex is soooo good now.)

Ohhhh sorry everyone for the late reply.
I decided to watch it anyway.
AND DAMN IT
"Your vagina looks just like mine but smaller"
"Same color, same shape"
a second later
"Where is the clitoris?"
"Where is the hole?"
No, that's not what you want to hear after being convinced that it looks normal vulva.
Like it doesn't look rotting so it's fine...

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

"Your vagina looks just like mine but smaller"
"Same color, same shape"

Even that is a lie

 

[Autistic Joe]

Something about these horrifically butchered women gleefully showing off their Frankenstumps and egging each other on makes me wonder if we're looking at something from a parallel universe, where things are just different enough to evoke that feeling of things being very wrong and yet "recognizable" enough to disturb you to your very core.

There is a sub-Reddit beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between male and female, between gender and sexuality, and it lies between the pit of amhole and the tentacle of rot dog. This is the dimension of lunacy. It is an area which we call the Troonlight Zone.

Single cylinder not enough? Get a Supercharged V8 sausage inflator!

Or even better, a pneumatic jackhammer compressor.

What they want doesn’t exist. You’d have just as much luck trying to see through that eye stitched on to your arm and thinking you can teach the arm skin around it to blink.

Oh yeah? Then explain this, checkmate nigger!

 

[Piss Bear]

Even that is a lie

Yeah exactly. At the beginning of the video even the lesbo has clear body dysmorphia about her own vag, so who is she to judge? She says "Oh other lesbians would love to eat you out! It doesn't matter what it looks like as long as it's a pussy!" well... I think if Arielle knew what a neovagina actually tasted like she'd quickly change her mind. She didn't even touch the neovag, she just looked at it.

The fact that a neovagina probably tastes like a really fucked up dirty penis really disturbs me. I'm bi and if a pussy tasted like a penis to me I'd probably vomit. The two have very distinctive tastes. I would think skin sausages probably just taste like old piss and skin.

 

[s0mbra]

I got to correct this. There is no such thing as ‘medical grade tattooing’. And the results of nipple tattooing on post-mastectomy patients in hospitals are appalling. They usually just get nurses to scratch a shitty looking tattoo on these poor women with zero clue what they’re doing.

The really realistic nipple tattoos are done by tattoo artists specialising in colour realism tattooing. You can often get a grant towards this. And a lot of tattooists will do this pro bono.

I'd love some example pics if you got any