Ok bit of a weird one, and I swear I’m not making this up, but I had a strange dream last night.
First there was Tony, in one of his TikTok videos or something, looking his most uncanny-valley-skinwalker-chilling and either he or someone else called him “Evil Tony”. And in the dream I (and I’m not sure where I “was” in this scene) thought “that’s a bit weird, why’s he called Evil Tony?”
And then I was somewhere else, again not really “in” the scene, and I was watching a grown woman and a younger woman, and they were standing next to this comically wide bed with a dozen or so children in it. The older woman goes to the first child, and the kid’s dead. She doesn’t freak out just goes along to the next and the next, and they’re all dead. She kind of says, half-heartedly, “oh no my babies, what will happen to the choir?” as in the kids formed a choir.
And then she realises one of the kids isn’t dead, right in the middle of the bed, and she goes in for a closer look. And there’s this greasy, sweaty thing that looks like a young Gargamel from the Smurfs, except with the shiny face from Tony’s recent TikTok video. The woman’s like “Oh no, it’s Evil Tony” in sort of a “if one had to survive why this one? But I guess it’ll have to do”. And then greasy sweaty shiny Evil Tony starts to sing, in a voice like a pubescent Barney Gumble from the Simpsons, about how hard things are for Evil Tony. And then I woke up. Very strange.
Shame he left out the bit about the mum running back, eyes wide with horror, clutching some pepper spray, telling the kid to get away “and what did I tell you about talking to strange men!?”
Anyway, new “glow up” video just dropped (
TikTok,
archive):
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I’ve been meaning to collect together all of his videos like this and post them in one go. I find it especially weird how smugly proud he looks at the horrifying form he has had fashioned for himself.