The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt - Ethan Ralph is on the run like a greased pig telling everyone they will never find him. Inevitably, they will. Post clues and speculation here.

[NicoFountaine]

infetterence

I saw some Random 5'1'' fat bitch at a grocery store in West Memphis yesterday. I said I was sorry as I told him he was blocking the aisle, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother by asking him to let me through.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now BITCH?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “HOEY YEAH HOEY YEAH HOOEY WAAAAAA!” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him complaining about Karen's farm or something, as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Maker's Mark in his shopping cart without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he started screaming claiming he has spent more money on spilled liquor than she has ever spent in new shoes, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “because my dick bigger than that, it's just the angle and the fact he was not fully hard. It's just Karen Farms infetterence” and then turned around and called me a bitch. I don’t even think that was a cope. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yelling really loud about something medicare

 

[Moral plague]

I saw some Random 5'1'' fat bitch at a grocery store in West Memphis yesterday. I said I was sorry as I told him he was blocking the aisle, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother by asking him to let me through.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now BITCH?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “HOEY YEAH HOEY YEAH HOOEY WAAAAAA!” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him complaining about Karen's farm or something, as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Maker's Mark in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he screaming claiming he has spent more money on spilled liquor than she has spent in new shows, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “because my dick bigger than that, it's just the angle and the fact he was not fully hard just Karen Farms infetterence” and then turned around and called me a bitch. I don’t even think that was a cope. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yelling really loud about something medicare

Come to think of it, can the Gunt even get hard with his massive BMI without drug aids? Maybe he really did get pegged, I hear that stimulates blood to the penis.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

I was just thinking how funny it is now that ralph can't trust any "irl fans" he may somehow come across because they might be "kiwifag" agents on the prowl for his address again.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Has anyone tried remote viewing/astral projecting in attempt to find the Gunt? Maybe we could all chip in on a fundraiser to reward anyone who provides information leading to the Gunt.

I attempted and I'm seeing a 3rd street somewhere not too far west of DC

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Doesn't May's mom live in Richmond even if they aren't on the best of terms IIRC.

No. May’s mother lives in the Rochester, NY area just like her dad does. May was alone with Gunt in Richmond.

 

[oramge cat]

I’m confused at why people are focused on flights. Was his truck repossessed or does anyone think he had a service bring it to him? If he flew home from Florida the point was to get his truck, his crap and then drive it to the new place.

Moving requires getting all your crap into a new place. No way Gunt hired some moving service for his paltry furniture. It’s Gunt and his Nissan driving a pick-up of crap to his new crack shack.

Ralph didn’t hire VanLines and then fly to his new home to meet the movers.

Ralph is lazy enough that I could see him shelling out for a moving service if he had just enough money in the bank to cover the costs. Moving is hard work, I don't think I have a ton of stuff but the last time I moved I filled up an entire back of the biggest Uhaul by myself and while unloading it I passed out from heat exhaustion and barely made it to the shower which I turned on and set to maximum cold before I slipped away. My dad showed up with food to see my new place and I was unconscious in the bathtub. I am in substantially better shape than Ralph and younger to boot and I am never moving without a moving service again.

The physical stress of moving all his crap on his own would literally kill him. IDK how much crap Ralph has but if he has even one good appliance he plans on keeping he's not getting that thing out by himself.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Ralph in the Hiding From Everything Protection Program should have the Mission: Imppossible theme song but insead of "duh duh duh" it's "Gunt Gunt Gunt" for the low notes.

Be the change you want to see in the world.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

No. May’s mother lives in the Rochester, NY area just like her dad does. May was alone with Gunt in Richmond.

All this time I thought May's mom and dad were divorced and that May and her mom didn't get along.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

All this time I thought May's mom and dad were divorced and that May and her mom didn't get along.

They are divorced but they still live in the same city. Her mom apparently has a long term live-in boyfriend. (She’s been listed as a long term partner of his in an family obit.)

May has talked shit about her mom but it would appear the relationship has improved. I’d bet having a baby with a giant asshole has softened May’s feelings towards her mom who had three kids with a giant asshole.

 

[Moral plague]

Ralph is lazy enough that I could see him shelling out for a moving service if he had just enough money in the bank to cover the costs. Moving is hard work, I don't think I have a ton of stuff but the last time I moved I filled up an entire back of the biggest Uhaul by myself and while unloading it I passed out from heat exhaustion and barely made it to the shower which I turned on and set to maximum cold before I slipped away. My dad showed up with food to see my new place and I was unconscious in the bathtub. I am in substantially better shape than Ralph and younger to boot and I am never moving without a moving service again.

The physical stress of moving all his crap on his own would literally kill him. IDK how much crap Ralph has but if he has even one good appliance he plans on keeping he's not getting that thing out by himself.

Did you just not drink anything the entire time, up until you fainted in the shower? I think we all know Ralph is going to be sucking down water to offset his diabetic pissing habits during any remotely physical activity.

 

[NicoFountaine]

Come to think of it, can the Gunt even get hard with his massive BMI without drug aids? Maybe he really did get pegged, I hear that stimulates blood to the penis.

Exactly why I believe saying he was not fully hard is not the win he thinks it is.

 

[oramge cat]

btw if it's a very fancy area that'd cater to fat white retards, look around Destin. City with the highest average net worth in the US.

Highest net worth in the US is some random town I've never heard of in Florida? I would have thought for sure it would be a township adjacent to LA like Beverly Hills or one of the rich people enclaves on Long Island or maybe a tech bro sanctuary like Cupertino (Apple) or Mountain View (Google).

Did you just not drink anything the entire time, up until you fainted in the shower? I think we all know Ralph is going to be sucking down water to offset his diabetic pissing habits during any remotely physical activity.

I was probably pretty dehydrated yeah, I just wanted to get it done and got tunnel vision with regards to my physical needs and then just crashed when my body couldn't take any more punishment. Maybe being a fat gunted pig will help Ralph in this regard, his limit might be so little physical exertion that he's constantly aware of it because he's constantly near it.

 

[The Big Dream]

I was just thinking how funny it is now that ralph can't trust any "irl fans" he may somehow come across because they might be "kiwifag" agents on the prowl for his address again.

he resents his fans so this is probably a win/win for him

 

[Wooper]

You know sometimes I think I should have empathy for Ralph & think it has gone too far trying to find his new address. Then he says shit like this:

Also if I was a better shit poster I'd mix Gunt Hunt videos & Ralph baiting people to find him with the opening of the old 4kids intro to One Piece. Where the pirate dares people to find his treasure then goes into an autistic, yet catchy, rap.

 

[Keranu]

Exactly why I believe saying he was not fully hard is not the win he thinks it is.

It's funny because he has it so easy too. A three inch peen hardly requires much blood to inflate. Double whammy L for Ralph here.

 

[HarrySachz]

You know sometimes I think I should have empathy for Ralph & think it has gone too far trying to find his new address. Then he says shit like this:
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He's felling pretty good now happy as a pig in mud, but the harvest of L's is comming and when it comes he will blames everyone for his short commings like the little bitch that he is.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I'm imagining a black hole with Ralph's lower half hanging out and dangling because he plugged it up.

What like the Gunt is caught on the Event Horizon with his ass hanging out into real space... bro I think you just described Azathoth.
The "insane piping" is Ralph farting.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Highest net worth in the US is some random town I've never heard of in Florida? I would have thought for sure it would be a township adjacent to LA like Beverly Hills or one of the rich people enclaves on Long Island or maybe a tech bro sanctuary like Cupertino (Apple) or Mountain View (Google).

The highest concentration of personal wealth in the US is in northern Arkansas. They have not just the Waltons (Walmart clan), but Tyson poultry and a bunch of other massively rich family-based companies. It would be typical of Ralph to move to the most ghetto, broke-ass area of a wealthy state.

 

[Obscura539]

He's felling pretty good now happy as a pig in mud, but the harvest of L's is comming and when it comes he will blames everyone for his short commings like the little bitch that he is.

Like rain after a drought these recent events are what we needed for a glorious harvest. Ralph produces the best results when he feels on top of the world. The next season should be pretty good. A few good months of decent income will only enable more and more reckless behavior.

I love to see him out in the real world waddling around and feeling like a king. He's been so scared lately and I worry if he'll become a terrified fat alcoholic shut-in like his father.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

I love to see him out in the real world waddling around and feeling like a king. He's been so scared lately and I worry if he'll become a terrified fat alcoholic shut-in like his father.

Gunt’s Dad was so fat, his family held his funeral wake at Pancho’s Mexican Buffet.

True story, BTW. Check out Ronneh’s obituary

https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/commercialappeal/name/ronald-ralph-obituary?id=9814802