"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

it's odd cause not many of our troons are homeless junkies and meth heads don't really care about shit like gender when they're too preoccupied obtaining meth and fending off the shadow people

I wonder how he got into low effort troonery
I don’t think he gives a shit about gender. He just figured it was another avenue for mooching in Portland. I wouldn’t be surprised if he fell in with Phatty because he figured that our favourite potato wouldn’t see through him and even if he did, he’s an equally fake troon.
 
I've always thought it was because Phil is obsessed with being into edgy counterculture, so what better way to throw a stubby middle finger at society than to claim he isn't the gender society (and moreover his actual genetics) assigned him?

He's just an angry little rat faced potato man who idolizes being some badass that nobody can tell him what he is and what to do.
We were talking about the methhead, not the potatohead. Though it would be amusing to see our little lumpenprole get addicted to meth as well. The only real victim here would be the landlord, what with the holes in the walls caused by phil literally falling into them ass first and now the assorted meth paraphernalia doubtlessly scattered around the house.
 
Don't forget that China's economy is strictly controlled by the CCP. In other words, it's basically whatever bullshit the CCP pulls out of their corrupt ass and not based on any concrete data. The fact that things have gotten so bad in China that we in the West can clearly see it is a strong indicator that the CCP has lost virtually all control, or are about to, and the whole rotten mess is going to fall hard. The system was corrupt from the beginning, but it only got worse as the years went by. The only thing that kept it going this long was the rest of the world invested in China to get their cheap plastic shit. Ironically it was Western capitalism that kept Communism in China on life support. And Phil is hilariously too fucking retarded to see that. I can't wait to see the CCP die its inevitable death and watch as the Chinese people who have been their slaves turn on their slave masters and slaughter them in the streets for all the world to see. It's going to enrage the Philthy Pig like nothing else before.
China's economy is the equivalent of a Potemkin village. Sure they've gained a lot by companies moving manufacturing over there to save costs but that's only part way. The other part is the building of "Ghost Cities" where they've built entire cities for a couple hundred thousand people but maybe a couple hundred actually live there because they're too expensive for the average Chinese person and the buildings themselves are shoddy and poorly made.

There was a video series by a couple of gweilo who would investigate these things and it was frankly shocking. A new development for the rich had never been moved into. A couple years later it was falling apart with the roofs leaking and showing that some of the walls and roofs were literally nothing more than paper and plaster. That's what's driving their economy. And when finally they have no more place to build and no more money to do so they're going to tank and take half the world with them.

You think the Great Depression was bad? You ain't seen nothing when China fails.

“I don’t have any interest in gaining my own shelter. I don’t have any interest in not mooching off others or bettering myself. I only want to buy more crap to lug around, but I do not have any interest in paying for it myself.”

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These people have no shame and so long as their "trans allies" continue to give them money they have no reason to stop.
 
China's economy is the equivalent of a Potemkin village. Sure they've gained a lot by companies moving manufacturing over there to save costs but that's only part way. The other part is the building of "Ghost Cities" where they've built entire cities for a couple hundred thousand people but maybe a couple hundred actually live there because they're too expensive for the average Chinese person and the buildings themselves are shoddy and poorly made.

There was a video series by a couple of gweilo who would investigate these things and it was frankly shocking. A new development for the rich had never been moved into. A couple years later it was falling apart with the roofs leaking and showing that some of the walls and roofs were literally nothing more than paper and plaster. That's what's driving their economy. And when finally they have no more place to build and no more money to do so they're going to tank and take half the world with them.

You think the Great Depression was bad? You ain't seen nothing when China fails.
And even if the CCP somehow keeps the economy propped up with currency shenanigans and extorting the third world China is heading for one of the worst demographic crunches in history: The one-child policy was in effect from the early 1980s until 2015, so in the coming years the elderly population will keep ticking up while the working-age population collapses. There's just no way to keep an economy afloat with these forces, let alone one that relies heavily on manufacturing, and once the cracks start to show you know that ambitious countries in the region like India and Indonesia will start getting aggressive.
 
And even if the CCP somehow keeps the economy propped up with currency shenanigans and extorting the third world China is heading for one of the worst demographic crunches in history: The one-child policy was in effect from the early 1980s until 2015, so in the coming years the elderly population will keep ticking up while the working-age population collapses. There's just no way to keep an economy afloat with these forces, let alone one that relies heavily on manufacturing, and once the cracks start to show you know that ambitious countries in the region like India and Indonesia will start getting aggressive.
India is already flexing hard. They're tired of being overlooked and want to start making waves. They can see what's going down in China and want to be first in line to pick up the pieces and make something out of themselves when the time is right.
 
China is in no position to invade Taiwan. They simply do not have the strategic airlift and sealift capacity to make the hop to Taiwan with enough soldiers and equipment to mount a successful invasion. They only have something like 15 or so SMALL air cushioned landing craft, each only capable of carrying a few dozen troops OR one light tank or similar sized vehicle. It's a similar story with their cargo aircraft. Taiwan has enough land based anti-air and anti-ship missiles, not to mention combat aircraft, to handle anything China can throw at them currently several times over. And let's not forget that China's military pretty much only has experience stomping protesters and civil unrest and exactly zero actual combat experience. And it will take decades for China to build up enough sea and air transportation assets to actually project any kind of meaningful force beyond its borders and it's immediate neighbors connected by land. As usual, Phil is beating off his little micro penis over delusions and propaganda. If China could invade Taiwan they would have done so years ago.
While I’m late to the party I thought I might expand on this some.

Despite both countries being Communist Viet Nam and China really do not like each other. One of Viet Nams biggest trade partners is Taiwan. Conversely India also does a lot of business with Taiwan and doesn’t care for China either. While in theory Russia and North Korea may provide some token support in practice Russia is bogged down in Ukraine and Kim is trying desperately to make NK a viable state that can survive. A three front war (that Thailand may even enter based on what the King decides to do) would not bode well for the PRC.

The Vietnamese military is very well trained. I take issue with people who say otherwise. Sure it’s a Third World Country but those guys know how to fight better guerrilla campaigns than anyone and know how to improvise better than ISIS. Taiwan similarly has very good training. China doesn’t even have an up to date carrier and Thailand does. India may be a little behind on tech but their manpower is enormous. The most the US would have to do is basically provide Taiwan with some Patriot Missiles and VN or Thailand with fuel and China would look even worse than Russia on the International scene. Russia has had some victories I don’t see China taking Ha Noi or even landing on Taiwan.
 
Phil has zero knowledge or grasp of, well, everything. If China in hetalia didn't make his micro dick twitch, he wouldn't have his obsession with it. Let's not forget this.
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So he is also a Southpaw / left hander/ with rubbish trigger discipline. That plate carrier/ body armour with the symbols on it looks like a cosplay item. It has what I believe to be japanese ideograms inscribed on it. Anybody got as translation before I wrack my ancient brain and try and find one?

Naruto. It's like the anime sonic, in regards to drawing in tards
 
Is he left-handed?
Left finger on trigger, Right hand wrapped around it like it is some sort of hand cannon, rather than a pistol. The writing on the jar/tin is not reversed, thus I think he's a leftie.

Edit: Is this from the infamous potato stabbing video, assuming not mirrored knife in left hand.E3U7B3wXEAIn1yb.jpg

What a sane looking, upstanding, christian young gentleman, I'm sure that he is pleasant to interact with. Observe how tight the collar is, it might explain his obvious retardation, carotid occlusion leading to ischemic hypoxia.
 
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Naruto. It's like the anime sonic, in regards to drawing in tards
Damn, I thought I knew the symbol, I had my brain stuck on Dreamcast and the Debian Linux distro, both of which, I think you will admit, are unlikely.

Type 99 Chinese camouflage. water pistol, Naruto helmet, pink hair to offset any advantage of the camouflage, and a stance worthy of a Resident Evil box-cover.

Never mind the traditional love of the Chinese for the Japanese./sneed

This must be peak Phil
 
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Phil has zero knowledge or grasp of, well, everything. If China in hetalia didn't make his micro dick twitch, he wouldn't have his obsession with it. Let's not forget this. View attachment 3591222
Taters thinks he's looking badass in this picture. With the fucking Naruto symbols on his gear, pink hair and terrible finger discipline on his water pistol. He's more apt to cause anybody seeing him dressed like this to piss themselves laughing than he is to scare them.
 
Left finger on trigger, Right hand wrapped around it like it is some sort of hand cannon, rather than a pistol. The writing on the jar/tin is not reversed, thus I think he's a leftie.

Edit: Is this from the infamous potato stabbing video, assuming not mirrored knife in left hand.View attachment 3591843

What a sane looking, upstanding, christian young gentleman, I'm sure that he is pleasant to interact with. Observe how tight the collar is, it might explain his obvious retardation, carotid occlusion leading to ischemic hypoxia.

Magic marker edge Lord saga is my favorite Phil saga. That fucking beret with the hand cut star
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While I’m late to the party I thought I might expand on this some.

Despite both countries being Communist Viet Nam and China really do not like each other. One of Viet Nams biggest trade partners is Taiwan. Conversely India also does a lot of business with Taiwan and doesn’t care for China either. While in theory Russia and North Korea may provide some token support in practice Russia is bogged down in Ukraine and Kim is trying desperately to make NK a viable state that can survive. A three front war (that Thailand may even enter based on what the King decides to do) would not bode well for the PRC.

The Vietnamese military is very well trained. I take issue with people who say otherwise. Sure it’s a Third World Country but those guys know how to fight better guerrilla campaigns than anyone and know how to improvise better than ISIS. Taiwan similarly has very good training. China doesn’t even have an up to date carrier and Thailand does. India may be a little behind on tech but their manpower is enormous. The most the US would have to do is basically provide Taiwan with some Patriot Missiles and VN or Thailand with fuel and China would look even worse than Russia on the International scene. Russia has had some victories I don’t see China taking Ha Noi or even landing on Taiwan.

I think the reason Phil loves the CCP so much is because they remind him so much of himself: retarded, bloated, incompetent, and abject failures that no one will mourn when they're gone.
 
While I’m late to the party I thought I might expand on this some.

Despite both countries being Communist Viet Nam and China really do not like each other. One of Viet Nams biggest trade partners is Taiwan. Conversely India also does a lot of business with Taiwan and doesn’t care for China either. While in theory Russia and North Korea may provide some token support in practice Russia is bogged down in Ukraine and Kim is trying desperately to make NK a viable state that can survive. A three front war (that Thailand may even enter based on what the King decides to do) would not bode well for the PRC.

The Vietnamese military is very well trained. I take issue with people who say otherwise. Sure it’s a Third World Country but those guys know how to fight better guerrilla campaigns than anyone and know how to improvise better than ISIS. Taiwan similarly has very good training. China doesn’t even have an up to date carrier and Thailand does. India may be a little behind on tech but their manpower is enormous. The most the US would have to do is basically provide Taiwan with some Patriot Missiles and VN or Thailand with fuel and China would look even worse than Russia on the International scene. Russia has had some victories I don’t see China taking Ha Noi or even landing on Taiwan.
the Vietnam/China antagonism goes back hundreds of years, mostly related to the Chinese invasion and later expulsion
besides that, modern Vietnam is a lot less oppressive than China, and it's also only country in the world that charges the death penalty for sex offences, including rape, incest and paedophilia - pretty fucking based
 
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