Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

Make me faggot.

 

[RollingRock]

Cope seethe dilate groomer you will never be a real woman no one has died because of funny farms forum but many have died because of LGBTPHIV++ niggerfaggots pozloading kids

 

[Vols]

Show support for what? Being a dumb faggot?
"Congrats on being a troontard!"

I got banned quickly. I just copy pasted Lucas over and over.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

Herrro? Is this Mr. Pizza man-nyan?! Purrr I would rike to ordah fifty pizzas, prease uWu! Me at big Canadian hotel! :3 It derivary fowah mistuh Rucas Roberts desu! Prease deviver very fast or i shoot up all poraticians, okay? Thank you rery much meow.



The logo is supposed to be a bottle of Mango Ranch dressing. Can't do color or art really, sorry.

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

Herrro? Is this Mr. Pizza man-nyan?! Purrr I would rike to ordah fifty pizzas, prease uWu! Me at big Canadian hotel! :3 It derivary fowah mistuh Rucas Roberts desu! Prease deviver very fast or i shoot up all poraticians, okay? Thank you rery much meow.

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The logo is supposed to be a bottle of Mango Ranch dressing. Can't do color or art really, sorry.

why did i think of this image reading that..

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Hello again Police monitoring this thread

I just want to let you know I was assaulted on the 300 block of east lower north water street in Chicago while on my way home from subway. My assailants looked to be 2 overweight white males wearing dresses and hats that just said Keffals. They beat me on the face and poured an unknown chemical substance on me before wrapping a rope around my neck while screaming “This is Keffal’s Country you Kiwifarmer”. I’m a popular star on the TV show Empire. Please respond.

 

[MichaelHolly]

I got banned quickly. I just copy pasted Lucas over and over.

Sure burned him

 

[SenorCurditos]

Hello Canadian Police, may you have a very nigger day. That is all.

 

[Action Orange]

If keffals would be man enough to face an elected kiwi farms champion 1 v 1 in honorable combat(minecraft hunger games mod), God could settle who was right and who was wrong once and for all. But hes too busy being a gay little nancy boy I guess

 

[autistic dog]

Let loose the dawgs of war. I have no idea who this bitch is but I will ride into the gates of hell with you to defend my right to yell about niggers and vaccines.

 

[WonderWino]

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I've been the target of an intense harassment campaign

You mean like the harassment campaigns you engage in to ratio people you don't like or that question your behavior?

and are you sure you want the cops looking too deeply into your kf thread, you know the threat that points out some real legally questionable behavior regarding minors and illegally manufacturing and distributing HRT to them? This is like one of those idiots with a warrant that calls the cops over something stupid and gets themselves arrested

I expected more of a starship troopers war declaration scene out of him seeing how spazzy he's been about the whole thing. I can see it now.....

The twitter trust and safety council met moments ago and voted unanimously for mobilization of twitter to destroy the kiwifarms threat

Sky Marshal Keffals announces plans to downvote kiwifarms posts into oblivion using his botnets and legions of minor twitter users

....I expect things to go about as well as it did in starship troopers

What you see is what you get. There's no secret discords or private boards.

Footage captured during dinner at top secret janny meeting at kiwifarms secret HQ by CNN journos - later classified as anti-minority wannsee style conference by the biden administration:

Who robs the wern of king roys crown
Who keeps the discord groomers down
We do,
We do,
Who keeps attention on twitter maps
Who keeps the dimension merge under wraps
We do,
We do,
Who holds back minors from getting HRT
Who makes twitter constantly ree
We do,
We do,
Who robs trannies of their rights,
Who rigged hildawgs election night,
We do,
We do

and yes, we are involved in all those egg council cholesterol shenanigans as well

Holy fuck this is desperate.

I'm being harassed! Heres a number you can use to mass harass cloudflare into dropping a user of their service and by extension harass that user

 

[B'owl]

What I find interesting with how much Lucas brings up Julie Terryberry is that he will bring up that the KiwiFarms is the reason why she killed herself when it wasn't. Hell, Null gave her more respect than the faggots who will constantly use Julie as a cope for their dislike of this site.

 

[TheGrandDragonJesus]

is the big four one incoming?

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

Don't the canadian police have some truckers to trample over with their horses?

 

[Chocola]

he enjoys this so much, i hate it.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

@Null there wouldn’t be a better time to temporarily change the logo to the mango ranch logo

>2022
>not using the ChiCom overlay to boost your social credit score.

 

[SevenEightNine]

I am more afraid of two Canadian geese than a million Canadian police.

Rightly. Cobra chickens are terrifying creatures.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

The Canadian Police?

OH NO WHAT WILL WE EVER DO.

They totally won't get Flashbacks to being useless fucking ghesttappo cucks if we remind them of HONKING will they.

*Hops up onto his clown ball and starts balancing*

Lucas you will never be a woman, Lucas you will always be a groomer.
Canadian Police will always be Canadian Bacon, Canada will never be a real country and is just America's hat.
Troons will always be addicted to twitter, and Uncle Ted was completely correct in his rantings.
Declaring War on the Farms is never smart, cause in the end we always get our milk.

 

[Kerry]

Just a few months ago Keffals was just another retard on Twitter and now we are closing in on 1000 pages. He is really going for some type of record.

 

[joebobmurphy]

Sure burned him

That's what's great about Trannies. It shouldn't bug them that much, but without fail it cuts them deep and makes them go to pieces. Then, being upset and terminally online, they give us even more shit to laugh at. There's an old African proverb. "If you see water running up a hill, it means a tranny has shrugged off a slight."