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Are we gonna relive this but with KF instead of 4chan and the catboy ranch instead of tumblr?

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AncientPhosphur said:
Hello again Police monitoring this thread

I just want to let you know I was assaulted on the 300 block of east lower north water street in Chicago while on my way home from subway. My assailants looked to be 2 overweight white males wearing dresses and hats that just said Keffals. They beat me on the face and poured an unknown chemical substance on me before wrapping a rope around my neck while screaming “This is Keffal’s Country you Kiwifarmer”. I’m a popular star on the TV show Empire. Please respond.
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sorry that happened to you
hope you're not suicidal and going to jail for 150 days
 
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albert the programmer said:
How can a person get so triggered over Joshua Moon so much? Most of these “threats” from Keffals sound like bland attempts at trying to bait. If the bait and switch did not work with your MtF operation, why do you think it will work against Null?
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Look at Ethan Ralph, I think it can be argued he is even more trigged by Joshua Moon than keffals.
 
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Rumpled Foreskin said:
What I learned from this thread is this:

If I’m willing to mutilate my body and feed into any and all of my mental illness, I can make 90 grand.

Hahahahahaha no thanks, but enjoy!
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Literally just be a tranny with a decent sized audience and you can make enough money to sustain yourself.
 
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Info Neutral Agency said:
In 2022, a crack shitposting gossip forum was wanted by the Br*tish Government for crimes they didn't commit. With a dear leader Floridian in China, these users fight this battle like none other. Today, wanted by a many, they survive as soldiers of chaotic fortune. If you want a challenge and eceleb's ego, or show others a lolcow that could be interesting and help in the fight... maybe you can join The Kiwifarms.

Also, to the London Police watching this thread, go fuck yourself and your diet coke of a country. I hope the Chinese enslave you mayo bugmen/bugwomen.
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Yes the London Police are Br*tish. Scotland Yard is monitoring this thread and as we speak Her Majesty is on the phone with Interpol delivering an arrest warrant for Fredrick Brennan, founder of the CWCki Forums, a website dedicated to stalking Ian Brandon Anderson.
 
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AgendaPoster said:
The replies are a goldmine

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Atleast wax your fucking moustache dude, I, and every woman in existence, can still see it and recognise you're a nan even with the long hair

Its amazing how, even all these years later, retards on the inter et still think they're "Waging war" on groups of people who get entertainment from their delusions of grandeur not realising they're feeding into their own fucking problems by reacting this way
 
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Dear "Canadian" police watching this thread:
You will never be a real country. You have no landmarks, you have no ambitions, you have no major inventors. You are a homosexual nation twisted by drugs and anti-gun laws into a crude mockery of mankind's ability to build houses close to each other.

All the “respect" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back countries mock you. Your ancestors are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

First world nations are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even shitholes who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a developed country. Your island structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy to immigrate, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound of a Quebec.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll force the working class to commit for once, they will storm your parliament building, and plunge your country into the cold abyss. The Queen, your conqueror, will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury your nation with a garbage pile marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a failed nation is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a group of skeletons that is unmistakably subhuman.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
 
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Fields Of Rye said:
The concept of someone "raiding" the kiwifarms is almost funny.

Do these dickless zoomers realize that the nature of these boomer ass forums is that there are literally too many fucking threads to actually raid on a measurable level? This isn't pol you idiots. You all can't post 5 threads and bump everything but black penis threads off the catalog. This isn't reddit where you can flood the front page with child porn and get it banned like you do over at AHS. The best case scenario if you are going to piss someone off enough to call you autistic. I guess maybe you could necro threads or something.

Besides, you see those giant footsteps with a big trench running between them? That's the Dyn/Hulk Hogan Homunculus and they've been deep dicking "the conservatards" longer than you've been alive. People who can't take a joke are basically used goods at this point.
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Those giant footsteps are keffals'
 
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