Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Nasty Habits]

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LOLOLOL "the pizzas weren't the problem, obviously" Luke, we know you ate those pizzas despite all the whining, you fat fuck

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

Its funny that the most attention this thread gets is when Keffals posts something.

P.S. Null you got another LoL suit in the works buddy.

Unlike the other lolsuits, Keffals actually has assets for him to reclaim his costs from, although I don't know how easily he could pry them out of a Canadian.

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

I felt like my brain was on repeat there. They said the same thing about 42 times lol

They're a fucking robot when they're trying to act lol Their voice doesn't change a single time. My favourite bit was then they wanted to say "You can help me" and their arm slowly angles up to rest over their heart, you could nearly hear the servos going.

Well, that was the most cringe thing I've ever watched on the internet. Why didn't Keffals just walk on screen, point at the gofundme link and say "I want money. Give me money. Bullies and you know, stuff, cops are mean or something, money." and then walk off, saving us all 9 minutes of our lives.

They're too pathetic to troll and all they care about is attention, so why even bother? I'm at the point where I think they swatted themselves because no one cared about them, no matter how often they acted like a dumbshit online.

 

[autistic dog]

So like to the police have to read this entire thread? Do they have to try to catch up with all of the current threads on the website? I feel bad for them.

 

[Vols]

Yes the London Police are Br*tish. Scotland Yard is monitoring this thread and as we speak Her Majesty is on the phone with Interpol delivering an arrest warrant for Fredrick Brennan, founder of the CWCki Forums, a website dedicated to stalking Ian Brandon Anderson.

This is Canada. There is a London Ontario where this dude lives.

 

[Shpongoolio Trismegistus]

The concept of someone "raiding" the kiwifarms is almost funny.

Do these dickless zoomers realize that the nature of these boomer ass forums is that there are literally too many fucking threads to actually raid on a measurable level?

They should raid us by posting quality and interesting content about conventional topics, it would honestly be the most annoying thing they could do.

 

[Frofo Baggis]

Dear "British" police watching this thread:

They're Canadian lad.

 

[Mooner]

What "war" is there to declare, exactly? What "slip-ups" are to be made?

We don't break any laws. We have a strict "hands off, point and laugh only" policy and culture. We don't have any underground Discords or whatever the hell the claim is (because we're not groomers).

The entire site is literally just laughing at idiots like Keffals. That's it. Sorry?

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

They're Canadian lad.

even worse

 

[notafederalagent]

So I was sitting here thinking how we're an archiving site, right? Let's see how we can download the comments on the youtube video and easily get the channel url for the commenters. I'm sure there's some interesting rabbitholes to go down with these degenerates.

Get the comments from youtube with yt-dlp:

yt-dlp --no-config --ignore-errors --progress --console-title --restrict-filenames --skip-download --no-write-thumbnail --write-comments --output "youtube-%(uploader)s-%(upload_date)s-%(title)s-%(id)s.%(height)sp.%(ext)s" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3oSy2vJj3I

Use jq to show the relevant data:

jq -r '.comments[] | "\(.author) - \(.time_text)\nhttps://youtube.com/channel/\(.author_id) \n\(.text)\n"' youtube-Keffals-20220818-Things_have_escalated._Now_i_m_in_hiding.-u3oSy2vJj3I.1080p.info.json

 

[Focken Kiwi]

LOLOLOL "the pizzas weren't the problem, obviously" Luke, we know you ate those pizzas despite all the whining, you fat fuck

Imagine thinking people wanted to murder you and not letting your cat taste test the pizza for poison first.

 

[Dismal Futures]

If he's trying to fly under the radar, why the fuck would he announce that he's staying at Airbnbs? If that wasn't a lie, then that's a really retarded thing to reveal.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

If I’m willing to mutilate my body and feed into any and all of my mental illness, I can make 90 grand.

And it took like what one fucking tranny to get swatted and all of a sudden swatting is a problem that must be addressed. Unlike the many times other people got swatted and killed in which again the journalist memory holed every single time it happened.

Still fuck that retarded dipshit that called in the swat. You just have Lucas the victim pity points he needed. Swatting is fucking gay kids.

 

[msd]

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Holy buzzwords batman

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Direct message to @Null
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except the only people who committed suicide because of kiwi farms are imaginary.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Is he mad? The lad seems mad. Swatting is bad. So is being or supporting groomers. I sure didn’t swat Luckless Lucas. Stop blaming me bro.

 

[joebobmurphy]

Do you guys think she's actually gonna go through with a lawsuit or is that just another lie (s)he's telling his fans?

Don't know, but I'm curious.

Legal Kiwis, help me out. Can a native canuckistan actually file and serve a meaningful lawsuit against a Burgerlander? If the burger ignores it, can the leaf actually do anything about it? Null has no business in Leaf land, so that couldn't be used as leverage.

 

[Nicest Person on a Honda]

Are we gonna relive this but with KF instead of 4chan and the catboy ranch instead of tumblr?

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This was back when the internet was fun.
This was before everyone got so fucking serious about e-culture.

 

[B'owl]

What "war" is there to declare, exactly? What "slip-ups" are to be made?

We don't break any laws. We have a strict "hands off, point and laugh only" policy and culture. We don't have any underground Discords or whatever the hell the claim is (because we're not groomers).

The entire site is literally just laughing at idiots like Keffals. That's it. Sorry?

But fellow kiwi, you don't realize! The K*wifarms is why people join the 41%!

 

[Evilronald]

What "war" is there to declare, exactly? What "slip-ups" are to be made?

We don't break any laws. We have a strict "hands off, point and laugh only" policy and culture. We don't have any underground Discords or whatever the hell the claim is (because we're not groomers).

The entire site is literally just laughing at idiots like Keffals. That's it. Sorry?

I think keffals is under the impression the Canadian police will extradite Americans for exercising our first amendment rights. Fucking hate Canadians who want to opine about American politics and have no respect for our constitution or history.