Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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At this point, it's pretty clear that Keffals derives some kind of masochistic pride from having one of the fastest-expanding threads in KF history and that's why he keeps on deliberating provoking the farms. Is it to increase his grifting potential? Is he just that narcissistic? Is this a peverse desire to ratio the other cows? I don't really understand.
 
Do you really think that Keffals lost here? Grifting up 100 grand and increasing your exposure off this much is amongst the most anyone has ever profited from being doxxed. The only downside is that some kiwifarmers are going to make fun of you while you gain thousands of empty brained sympathy fans - pretty good trade off. All you have to do is exaggerate the scope of the problem (tHeYrE tRyInG tO KiLl mE!!1) and pick a scapegoat to blame it on (us!).

I don't really follow Keffals but damn, to me it seems like this is a calculated move that's working out pretty damn well.
But he is also going to increase the eyes on him too. As an example, Rekieta just mentioned him a few minutes ago. I think as it spreads, like a cancer, we will see something akin to Johnny Yaniv. Where he basically becomes hated by most.
 
Because the second he steps outside, the illusion breaks.
A hateful man who knows he is ugly.
He knew it so much he tried to make himself into a woman.
Sure dude but dont spread your hate to children.
Grifting up 100 grand and increasing your exposure off this much is amongst the most anyone has ever profited from being doxxed.
Naw, he would have been happier in his corner of YouTube.
More fame brings more eyes.
Lucas isn't gonna like that methinks. Money and fame are very lonely.
 
fun fact, hornets recognize faces really well and so if you poke their nest and generally act like a bitch around them, they'll remember you.
I'm sure there is a comparison to be made here... Hm... I just can't quite figure it out.
Is that what it is? My boomer father is cartoonishly afraid of them and will start doing all sorts of exaggerated evasive maneuvers (to the point he looks like a retard having a grand mal seizure while standing) when he spots one and they just fuck with him even more lol. I just ignore them and they don't bother me.
 
At this point, it's pretty clear that Keffals derives some kind of masochistic pride from having one of the fastest-expanding threads in KF history and that's why he keeps on deliberating provoking the farms. Is it to increase his grifting potential? Is he just that narcissistic? Is this a peverse desire to ratio the other cows? I don't really understand.
I think keffals just uses it as easy content, and has a bit of a Sarkeesian/Brianna Wu relationship with the Farms. His army of weirdos need to something to sperg about.
 
Is that what it is? My boomer father is cartoonishly afraid of them and will start doing all sorts of exaggerated evasive maneuvers (to the point he looks like a retard having a grand mal seizure while standing) when he spots one and they just fuck with him even more lol. I just ignore them and they don't bother me.
Hornets and wasps can actually be bros and keep your garden clean from pests, and it is possible to actually befriend entire nests to the point where the queen thinks you're a G and tells the other wasps to leave you alone. But it takes a while to befriend them and you need to have some social skills, which makes the topic of this thread rather afraid of wasps, I'd imagine.

As for a single wasp just hovering around you, they just want to see what you're doing, they are just curious if you're playing any good games or if you have food, or if Keffals has finally killed himself yet or not... I had a wasp flying around me as I drank some mulled cider the other day, but once he was ignored he promptly fucked off to tell his bros that they are officially transphobic.
 
Reminder that it is ontologically moral to shut down Twitter to cut off one of Keffals' means of communication.
I just cant fathom why they would do their "super serious message" with a green screen. Homie was just asking to get meme'd on. They're perfectly positioned for deep faking and green screening too. Keffals gets off to being mocked is the only reasoning I could imagine.
Keffals is shooketh by being doxed by the reflection in his dead eyes and a cat; a greenscreen prevents the surroundings from being used, but as can be seen makes for prime memeing material.
 
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
put me in the “death threat” screencaps
 
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A lot of people are saying there are more attention/eyes/views on Lucas. But remember Lucas is stupid and a fuck up.
We have seen him flounder and lie. More eyes means more pressure to perform.
Lucas can't do anything by himself and is going to crack and fail. He will just fall harder and be seen as a narcissistic fraud, this time with a real audience.

I hope trying to earn that blue checkmark is worth this.
 
Holy mother of troon rage, it’s so pathetic how he’s trying to get Cloudflare to drop Kiwifarms. le website bad because they mad me for being tranny, please help me big corporation!!!
 
Be sure to document all the statements Keffals has made about trafficking hormones to children. I know Trudeau is too much of a candy ass to let you do anything about them, but maybe at some point in the future you guys will get yourselves a PM who doesn't snort rails of estrogen.

Canadian elections are such a sham they make North Korea look fair and balanced. Prince Ali is going to be their sultan for life and he didn’t even have to use a genie wish to do it
 
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