Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

Between this and advertising the popup Null made about him shipping DIY HRT to little kids, I'm starting to suspect Lucas is a mouthbreather. Definitely doesn't think things through all that much.

Chronic Twitter usage will do that to you. They begin to chase the dopamine high of poooosting and receiving upcummies and asspats in such a reflexive way that they barely even read what they write before they hit the post button.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

>"kiwifarms is sending my email to people!"
>proceeds to post said email
>publicly
>to their 100,000+ followers
good grief

trannies are not known for their thinking abilities.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Well, if it makes you feel better Lucas, You are almost a shoe in for lolcow of the year after this! Congrats on possibly being the number one spastic retard out of a countless field of spastic retards

Maybe whoever wins should get an award shipped straight to their home alongside with pineapple pizza.

trannies are not known for their thinking abilities.

If they were, they wouldn’t be trannies.

 

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Damnit 2022 regs, we’re making @Null look bad on Twitter.
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>Josh Moon is encouraging criminal behavior on his website
>Here is a screenshot of Null actively discouraging his users from committing crimes

This is your brain on HRT.

 

[Jack Awful]

fine, i'll fucking deliver.
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Can you at least tell us where the swatter lives?

 

[lolwatagain]

One of his simps who made an account probably took that screenshot and sent it to him. That's my guess.

But why would he delete it if that was the case?


If he was smart, he would be one of the 0 post and 0 sticker 2022 accounts that's lurking this thread nonstop.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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"LOOK, HE'S SHOWING THE POLICE VIEWING MY THREAD THAT I'M GIVING MINORS DANGEROUS AND ILLEGAL DRUGS THAT I, KEFFALS, AND GIVING TO MINORS WITHOUT THEIR PARENTS CONSENT! HE'S SCARED, HE'S SCARED!"

lmfao you massive retard.

He thinks Null, or any of us, would be afraid of the local London, Ontario, Canada police?

ACAB, Keffals. Especially Canadian Pigs, you bougie bootlicker.

I thought the threats were made in his "dead" name... My guess is the trannie was lying to farm grifting dollars

So the cops might have deadnamed him just for fun after all?

 

[Gourmet Race]

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Ah shit, I've read like over 20 pages and they still keep coming. I have shit to do, so I'm going to have to halt my ride. I appreciate the milk Lucas, but I think you might've gone overboard a bit because I can't keep up.

>"kiwifarms is sending my email to people!"
>proceeds to post said email
>publicly
>to their 100,000+ followers
good grief

hrt moment

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

He thinks Null, or any of us, would be afraid of the local London, Canada police?


So the cops might have deadnamed him just for fun after all?

He was already in their system from before he changed his name. They aren't going to create a whole new file as if it's a brand new person.

 

[AspieNextDoor]

-"You have gotten a lot more media coverage than you should have, yet you haven't met the Ooperator himself either. Your ride is over, tranny. Time to sneed."
-"W-w-wh-"
-"Joshua Cooner Moon, Kiwi Farms Mango Raching Service, that's who. Your aren't going anywhere from here"
-"B-but I wanted to ratio JK Rowling in 20 minutes!"
-You won't. Time of your ratios is over."

 

[TheRealDirlewanger]

Keffals should kill himself on stream

 

[wintertide12]

I don't get what Lucas's issue is. I would love if someone ordered me pizza!

 

[FinnSven]

His permanently online syndrome is severely showing if he actually thinks that police officer Jim so-and-so with a wife and two teenage daughters is going to read the OP of this thread and not go, "holy shit this degenerate should not be on the streets."

If it is Canada, then Police officer Jim Layhey will be reading the thread while drunk, wondering if this troon is in league with the troon who stole Bo-Bandy.

If Keffals doesn’t end up comically kidnapped by a disgraced police officer, held in a Nova Scotia Trailer park, with the only hope of rescue in the hands of some drug dealers and degenerates, I will be disappointed!

 

[CHARizard]

Keffals I just want to enjoy muh foolsball.

 

[Baraadmirer]

You know what, fuck it, let's look at more musings of self-professed themby David Galbraith (@Apackofdarts):

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We learn here that Galbraith supposedly has a boyfriend and has a bachelor's in aerospace engineering, used to be said engineer for Lockheed Martin (has now quit), and is back in university for a master's in sociology.

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Believes in the inevitable "leftie genocide".

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Truly a master of wit.

This is a potential lolcow with all the angry tweets calling people he hates "cunt", but to cap off this post before it becomes too long, I leave you kiwis with this amazing gem:

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Another loon who is absolutely okay with the illegal distribution of schedule I drugs in Canada, which require a prescription for sale.

 

[Unabomber11]

Dear RCMP

I finally found one of those “violent threats” your boy Keffals keeps talking about:

(The REAL violence there is where I said “boy” tho)

 

[TrueParagon]

You know what, fuck it, let's look at more musings of self-professed themby David Galbraith (@Apackofdarts):

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We learn here that Galbraith supposedly has a boyfriend and has a bachelor's in aerospace engineering, used to be said engineer for Lockheed Martin (has now quit), and is back in university for a master's in sociology.

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Believes in the inevitable "leftie genocide".

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Truly a master of wit.

This is a potential lolcow with all the angry tweets calling people he hates "cunt", but to cap off this post before it becomes too long, I leave you kiwis with this amazing gem:

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Another loon who is absolutely okay with the illegal distribution of schedule I drugs in Canada, which require a prescription for sale.

Alex Jones was right. This whole movement is just a means by the globalist to depopulate the west. The CCP is winning /sneed

 

[nine inch perfect drugs]

you'd be surprised how many neo-nazis have never heard of a password generator and just echo some 1488-type bullshit

I would have thought a place like protonmail would be resistant to this kind of brute forcing.

Don't they have some sort of bot detection in place?
Did you even had to switch IPs?

Edit:
For the record, Canadian Law Enforcement: that's figurative first person, I'm not saying that email account is mine, because it isn't.

 

[Very Average Redditor]

But why would he delete it if that was the case?

The email, which was posted in full, reads like a retarded shitpost more than a threat. No one with even a semi-functioning brain can read that message and think that it's an attempt at getting ol' Luke swatted. You wouldn't want your benefactors to see the actual contents of the "threats" - that'd be bad for the grift.

 

[sienna]

I would have thought a place like protonmail would be resistant to this kind of brute forcing.

Don't they have some sort of bot detection in place?
Did you even had to switch IPs?

Edit:
For the record, Canadian Law Enforcement: that's figurative first person, I'm not saying that email account is mine.

there was no additional security in place on the account so it was just a matter of manually inputting terms. it was genuinely a miracle, literally old-school password guessing moment