I'm behind due to supersonic thread growth, but fuck it, I had a thought.
There's already a troon Discord that's been established exists, with idiots like Luke, Terrible Lawyer Troon, Bradley Manning and more in it. Possibly John Walker Flynt, as well, because this theory is right out of his playbook.
So, Luke wants clout above all else. He has media connections with Taylor Lorenz, so they cook up a plan to fake a swatting attempt to get him attention, sympathy and griftbux - oh, and of course it will bring to light the plight of all troons and the terrible, horrible harassment they face that no one will talk about.
It goes remarkably well, and when the hotel room gets doxed they see a chance to come after the Farms. They all hate us, they all have threads - time for revenge. The pizza story is obvious bullshit, but then Luke can't keep a story straight anyway because he's an idiot. And because all troons are delusional by definition, all these other prominent crazies and their handmaidens come out of the woodwork to try and get this place taken down. All with Luke at the head of it, basking in the fame of being a Brave Little Soldier in the face of persecution, the narrative all troons put themselves in.
There's something about his insistence on saying we'd have to kill him to get him to stop that really comes off as him going as far as he can because he knows there isn't a culprit out there to try again. He can yell that all he wants, challenge his Nazi stalkers to try again, because no one has actually tried anything in the first place.
There's also the incredibly convenient way that by being such a victim, every accusation made against him documented here immediately becomes a smear campaign. He's a frequent rewriter of history already, and it's the step beyond what they did with Ana Mardoll's job being exposed that they clearly would love to take: if it's here and about them, it's a lie.
From when something first happened he couldn't talk about until now, it's felt like Luke has been unveiling a plan he had rather than reacting to unforeseen events. I theorise about it being a troon conspiracy because he's a dim bulb who would need help with the details, the scripting and so on. Undirected, he's undermining the effort - attacking black troons, gloating about getting the bag, smugly messaging
@Winter. But then he gets dragged back to the narrative, which every ugly troon with an uglier history is delighted to help him execute.
Just a thought.