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Merry One thousandmas
 
Holy fuck, Lucas needs to calm down, this thread is going to hit 1000 pages by mid-September. It's like he's the Omega Cow, comprising lolcow traits from every single cow covered on this site.
I'm embarrassed that I lowballed so hard here. I severely underestimated how fucking stupid Lucas is. This man can now be crowd King of the Attention Whores.
 
I've never seen someone suffer from such an extreme version of main character syndrome 5 mins of his stream made me realize how badly mental illness affects your perception. send these faggots to asylums and let society function like normal again

🥂 happy 1000!
 
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This is it, then, a page 1000. This thread could have died at 5th if Cockwaffels just calmed down and laid down for a while, but his asspats seeking ass ruined everything, becoming one of the biggest and most-milk-producing cow on the site.

:drink:for all the kiwis that been here for 1000 pages, and for 1000 pages more. :semperfidelis:
 
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