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Dear London Police:

Do your "people" actually think Eels in jelly is "fast food" or are you just fucking with us?

With love, Evil Kiwi Farms User
P.s Oh wait it's the OTHER London sorry for being a retard
You may be retarded, but your point about jellied eels is still valid.

You need to ask the maple guzzlers if Poutine râpée is a real thing or if they're just fucking with us.

It genuinely looks like a potato was raped.
 
Does anyone besides celebrity gossip types respect TMZ?

All they do is stalk and harass celebrities.
Hey, Lucas has been grifting really hard to get any kind of exposure - just let him be happy with the bottom of the barrel gossip website.

It's the best he can do, damn it!

Here you go, Lucas.

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Let's put some perspective into the growth of Lucas' thread. Here's of the cows Lucas beaten to 1000 pages

Vaush- 426 pages
Ethan Klein- 351 pages
The Quartering- 610 pages
Dick Masterson- 904 pages
Stone Toss- 332 pages
Mr Enter- 546 pages
Quinton Reviews- 346 pages
Dr. Rachel McKinnon / Dr. Veronica Ivy / Rhys McKinnon-882 pages
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo- 838 pages
Zinnia Jones / Zachary Antolak- 855 pages
Jim Sterling- 999 pages
KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders- 609 pages
Desmond is Amazing- 329 pages
Kero the Wolf- 219 pages
The BreadTube thread- 584 pages
The Tranch- 829 pages
Reddit General- 896 pages
Incels.Is- 711 pages
Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry- 375 pages
Amy Ramadan- 654 pages
WingsofRedemption- 372 pages
Digibro- 487 pages
Contrapoints- 395 pages

Quite the achievement from Lucas and his orbiters!
 
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Dear London Police:

Do your "people" actually think Eels in jelly is "fast food" or are you just fucking with us?

With love, Evil Kiwi Farms User
P.s Oh wait it's the OTHER London sorry for being a retard
People look at British peasant food from the 1800s and act like its what they eat today, by the same logic I should he asking if you eat nigger food and hardtack
 
Considering it's Canada we're talking about, i think Lucas might be shortlisted for the Order Of Canada, given by a grateful Trudeau for "bravely being a beacon for LGBTIA(A)2+●♧ folx despite living under constant threat of violence blablabla they/them peoplekind catchphrase".
Or they'll just skip the medal and go straight to giving him a harem of underage boys to castrate and sodomize.
 
Let's put some perspective into the growth of Lucas' thread. Here's of the cows Lucas bet to 100 pages

Vaush- 426 pages
Ethan Klein- 351 pages
The Quartering- 610 pages
Dick Masterson- 904 pages
Stone Toss- 332 pages
Mr Enter- 546 pages
Quinton Reviews- 346 pages
Dr. Rachel McKinnon / Dr. Veronica Ivy / Rhys McKinnon-882 pages
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo- 838 pages
Zinnia Jones / Zachary Antolak- 855 pages
Jim Sterling- 999 pages
KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders- 609 pages
Desmond is Amazing- 329 pages
Kero the Wolf- 219 pages
The BreadTube thread- 584 pages
The Tranch- 829 pages
Reddit General- 896 pages
Incels.Is- 711 pages
Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry- 375 pages
Amy Ramadan- 654 pages

Quite the achievement from Lucas and his orbiters!
Lucas has truly achieved something that not many lolcows can.
 
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