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Let's put some perspective into the growth of Lucas' thread. Here's of the cows Lucas bet to 100 pages

Vaush- 426 pages
Ethan Klein- 351 pages
The Quartering- 610 pages
Dick Masterson- 904 pages
Stone Toss- 332 pages
Mr Enter- 546 pages
Quinton Reviews- 346 pages
Dr. Rachel McKinnon / Dr. Veronica Ivy / Rhys McKinnon-882 pages
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo- 838 pages
Zinnia Jones / Zachary Antolak- 855 pages
Jim Sterling- 999 pages
KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders- 609 pages
Desmond is Amazing- 329 pages
Kero the Wolf- 219 pages
The BreadTube thread- 584 pages
The Tranch- 829 pages
Reddit General- 896 pages
Incels.Is- 711 pages
Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry- 375 pages
Amy Ramadan- 654 pages

Quite the achievement from Lucas and his orbiters!
Lucas needs his own sub forum.
 
Let's put some perspective into the growth of Lucas' thread. Here's of the cows Lucas bet to 100 pages

Vaush- 426 pages
Ethan Klein- 351 pages
The Quartering- 610 pages
Dick Masterson- 904 pages
Stone Toss- 332 pages
Mr Enter- 546 pages
Quinton Reviews- 346 pages
Dr. Rachel McKinnon / Dr. Veronica Ivy / Rhys McKinnon-882 pages
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo- 838 pages
Zinnia Jones / Zachary Antolak- 855 pages
Jim Sterling- 999 pages
KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders- 609 pages
Desmond is Amazing- 329 pages
Kero the Wolf- 219 pages
The BreadTube thread- 584 pages
The Tranch- 829 pages
Reddit General- 896 pages
Incels.Is- 711 pages
Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry- 375 pages
Amy Ramadan- 654 pages

Quite the achievement from Lucas and his orbiters!
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Let's put some perspective into the growth of Lucas' thread. Here's of the cows Lucas bet to 100 pages

Vaush- 426 pages
Ethan Klein- 351 pages
The Quartering- 610 pages
Dick Masterson- 904 pages
Stone Toss- 332 pages
Mr Enter- 546 pages
Quinton Reviews- 346 pages
Dr. Rachel McKinnon / Dr. Veronica Ivy / Rhys McKinnon-882 pages
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo- 838 pages
Zinnia Jones / Zachary Antolak- 855 pages
Jim Sterling- 999 pages
KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders- 609 pages
Desmond is Amazing- 329 pages
Kero the Wolf- 219 pages
The BreadTube thread- 584 pages
The Tranch- 829 pages
Reddit General- 896 pages
Incels.Is- 711 pages
Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry- 375 pages
Amy Ramadan- 654 pages

Quite the achievement from Lucas and his orbiters!
No MovieBob mention, huh? Thankfully, our obese diabetic king rests easily on his 4k throne.
 
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Canadian police lmao
Null would just need to flash his fully automatic assault keyboard with detachable springs, capable of typing 50 nwords per second to scare them off
When it comes to anything outside of Canada, the power and ability of Canadian Police is reduced to the state of Lucas's cock. Completely removed from their person.

His shitditch probably has more teeth than the Canadian police.
 
Lucas using Vordrak's schizo ramblings against Null in his stupid google doc would be funny if he didn't actually personally go out and harass Null's family directly to try and get them fired and outcast. Lucas is fine with using everything and anything against his opposition, but when it's done to him, he cries about it.

KF is probably the nicest of his critics (that can actually call him a looney troon instead of groveling to him like Hunter Avallone did) since this site bars directly interacting with the cow. There are probably threads about him on places like /pol/, /snow/ or other lolcow adjacent imageboards or forums where they actually get the eyes of people who don't care for contactless conduct with cows and are encouraged by other users to directly fuck with Lucas.

But KF is Lucas's only target because this site isn't as fleeting as a -chan board's threads which get archived and soon deleted after hitting their bump limit. KF is the longest standing monument to Lucas's public fuck ups, and that makes him angry beyond words. It's the same story for everyone who tries to #cancelKiwifarms and get the forum taken down for good.

The Byuu trannies DDosed the place for maybe a few days before deciding to stop wasting money and move on. Lucas's fans will stop caring once Lucas's 15 minutes of fame are over. Making a career off of constant controversy never goes well for anyone, and Lucas is going to gradually turn everyone on his side right now against him if he keeps constantly imploding.
 
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Protest infront of CF offices to drop KF? This will be interesting if it manifests for sure
 
Let's put some perspective into the growth of Lucas' thread. Here's of the cows Lucas beaten to 100 pages

Vaush- 426 pages
Ethan Klein- 351 pages
The Quartering- 610 pages
Dick Masterson- 904 pages
Stone Toss- 332 pages
Mr Enter- 546 pages
Quinton Reviews- 346 pages
Dr. Rachel McKinnon / Dr. Veronica Ivy / Rhys McKinnon-882 pages
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo- 838 pages
Zinnia Jones / Zachary Antolak- 855 pages
Jim Sterling- 999 pages
KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders- 609 pages
Desmond is Amazing- 329 pages
Kero the Wolf- 219 pages
The BreadTube thread- 584 pages
The Tranch- 829 pages
Reddit General- 896 pages
Incels.Is- 711 pages
Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry- 375 pages
Amy Ramadan- 654 pages

Quite the achievement from Lucas and his orbiters!
I wish Klein was this much of a lolcow. :(
 
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