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Sneeder Griffin said:
Number of days it took Brianna Wu's first main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 420 (1 year, 1 months, 25 days)
Number of days it took Kevin Gibes' main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 441 (1 year, 2 months, 16 days)
Number of days it took Russell Greer's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 461 (1 year, 3 months, 4 days)
Number of days it took Chantal's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 665 (1 year, 9 months, 26 days)
Number of days it took Amberlynn Reid's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 716 (1 year, 11 months, 17 days)
Number of days it took Nick Fuentes' main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 842 (2 years, 3 months, 21 days)
Number of days it took Fatrick's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 938 (2 years, 6 months, 26 days)
Number of days it took Jonathan Yaniv's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 959 (2 years, 7 months, 16 days)
Number of days it took DSP's first main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 1,398 (3 years, 9 months, 26 days)
Number of days it took Ethan Ralph's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 1,574 (4 years, 3 months, 22 days)
Number of days it took Tommy Tooter's main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 2,152 (5 years, 10 months, 20 days)

Number of days it took Keffals' main thread to reach 1,000 pages: 146 (4 months, 24 days)

Keffals has trounced the record for fastest first thread to reach 1,000 pages, beating out:
- Brianna Wu's thread during the height of GamerGate
- the head of the Tranch
- someone who has sued Kiwifarms multiple times and appeared in national news for suing Taylor Swift, among others
- the most popular cows on Beauty Parlor
- both gunts
- Jonathan Yaniv's thread during the height of her "Wax My Balls" controversy that reached national news
- DSP's first thread (his second thread reached 1,000 pages slightly faster than Keffals)
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Bella Janke did it in 8 days, so there's another thing Luke failed at.
 
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so i have a question for keffals here lets say by some insane streak of luck you manage to be the one to finally shut down the scary website full of mean people. what then? do you think this matters in the long run? because let me tell you it does not anyone who has been on the internet for long enough can tell you if you get rid of one website another one just shows up. this place had nothing to do with any of your problems but i can understand why you might get confused seeing as the second you feel like people stop talking about you you have to go pick a fight with some other person or group. cant be the trans victim that stands up to their oppressors without actual oppressors after all. also a little advice but maybe dont challenge retards on the internet to dox and swat you and then ya know..maybe they wont? i know its a hard idea to grasp but its pretty easy to do.
 
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cia-log said:
I wonder if people like Taylor Lorentz ever feel like chumps when they go to bat for dudes like this, putting their journalistic credibility on the line to report on the helpless and afraid trans activists on the run from murderers, only to wake up the next day to find this retard announced his plan to make a public appearance in a specific place while laughing about how the people he's supposedly running from would never actually hurt him.
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Taylor's own paper eulogized the head of ISIS as an "austere religious scholar". They don't care about trying to maintain credibility.
 
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Nestor Makhno said:
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"Imploding" when the everything about this guy is just one thread lol.
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I'm getting some kind of "/pol/ gay-ops" vibe from this.

"JOSHUA MOON IS SCARED"
"THE FARMS ARE IN TROUBLE"
"XENFORO WILL DROP NULL"
"THE KIWI FARMS IS DESTROYING ITSELF."
"TRUST THE PLAN."
 
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cia-log said:
I wonder if people like Taylor Lorentz ever feel like chumps when they go to bat for dudes like this, putting their journalistic credibility on the line to report on the helpless and afraid trans activists on the run from murderers, only to wake up the next day to find this retard announced his plan to make a public appearance in a specific place while laughing about how the people he's supposedly running from would never actually hurt him.
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they all get off to the pitiful attention they get by being a perpetual victim its so pathetic, thats what happens when you are sheltered from every sign of adversity growing up
 
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Meat Target said:
He can't do a stream without self-doxing a Zoom meeting. What makes you think he could pull off 4d chess like that?
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Fair point, I should have clarified that I don't think he did this alone. According to himself, we know that he is in some Signal group to coordinate to fight (in Twitter, of course) against Anti-Tranny legislation.

Now, I'm not saying the entire group is in on this, but someone probably got him into the idea and we know that for the chance of more money and attention, Lucas would most likely agreed to this. I mean, he got trolled by a cripple who offer him an sponsorship in exchange of picking up some sort beef with the Quartering. If there is the chance of gaining more money and fame then you can bet Lucas will jump to the chance. It must be those (((Italian))) genes.
 
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So…why hasn’t there been a DDOS attack? Why haven’t thousands of cat boy grooming victims joined the forum? Why hasn’t Keffals challenged Null to single combat?

I’m disappointed, I was hoping Keffals actually wasn’t grifting.

Shame.
 
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Catboys the Musical said:
Because Null made a post about what to do in the event the site is DDOSd again. Like a less than 1 paragraph post, just condensing shit he's said before. And Lucas is calling that "IMPLODING".
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In the position he is he has too, he has to exaggerate and take out of context everything he can to make his delusions seem reasonable, it doesn't make it true tho, like how it doesn't matter what pronouns he chooses he'll never be a woman
 
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KIWIFARMS IS IMPLODING GUYS, WE'RE WINNING
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SillySherman said:
I'm getting some kind of "/pol/ gay-ops" vibe from this.

"JOSHUA MOON IS SCARED"
"THE FARMS ARE IN TROUBLE"
"XENFORO WILL DROP NULL"
"THE KIWI FARMS IS DESTROYING ITSELF."
"TRUST THE PLAN."
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I see what you mean, it does remind me of /pol/ in every strange way.
 
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Is harassing Cloudflare employees a good strategy when you want to sue someone? If this retard manages to take this site offline I'm loosing my faith in humanity lol. This clown is so unbelievably stupid, I hope he will slowly drown in his own retarded schemes, this is so much fun.
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
so i have a question for keffals here lets say by some insane streak of luck you manage to be the one to finally shut down the scary website full of mean people. what then? do you think this matters in the long run? because let me tell you it does not anyone who has been on the internet for long enough can tell you if you get rid of one website another one just shows up. this place had nothing to do with any of your problems but i can understand why you might get confused seeing as the second you feel like people stop talking about you you have to go pick a fight with some other person or group. cant be the trans victim that stands up to their oppressors without actual oppressors after all. also a little advice but maybe dont challenge retards on the internet to dox and swat you and then ya know..maybe they wont? i know its a hard idea to grasp but its pretty easy to do.
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Byuu didn't have a good answer to this, he just threatened byuuicide. None of these estrogen brained retards ever realize other people on the internet exist, they only care about themselves and the mean cyberbullying website.
 
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WAIT A FUCKING SECOND

"NEAR'S FRIEND" THAT KEFFALS IS TALKING TO IN THE CHAT

IS ZRCALO

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THIS GUY IS A FUCKING ZOOPHILE

WHAT THE FUCK LUCAS

KILL YOURSELF, ACTUALLY KILL YOURSELF, WHAT THE FUCK

@0 1 @Wheezy Asthmatic @Null
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Zrcarlo is a little whinging fuck, he is a outright snake and gets himself into places you think he wouldn’t. Literally all fingers in the fucking pie. He is even in the kiwifarms telegram chat funnily enough, he quite literally is a parasite.

So I’m not very surprised, zrcarlo, if you’re reading this, kill yourself dog fucker lol.
 
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